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# ¿ Mar 25, 2023 04:43 |
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manager: we'll be having your performance review next week me: oh it'll be a performance all right
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Jonny 290 posted:I started thinking about maybe taking a little weekend road trip down to Santa Fe and Albuquerque. Gonna call a tire shop and get new shoes on the truck to prep. road trips are real good imo
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post hole digger posted:god i need a new job. what i need is universal health care. If i have health care, i will retire and make room for young people to move up and just sit around the house fixing stuff and making weird poo poo out of wood.
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Jonny 290 posted:wasnt there a big thing several years back where a lot of people were doing cloud based dev environments? like it was a web based text editor, version control, deploy, and execute, so you didnt have to have a local dev environment etc? i dont write the codes so i'm not aware if those ever took off or if people just went back to vscode or w/e and local execution yeah, they're still popular with some kinds of devs.
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carry on then posted:our development environment sucks rear end, god i hate eclipse so much idk why people use eclipse any more. Like back in 2005 ok maybe you're broke and cant afford intellij but in 2022 visual studio exists so idk why anyone is still using eclipse.
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carry on then posted:for ci/cd we have an ant script to invoke eclipse ![]()
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turning your passion into a job is a great way to kill that passion.
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fart simpson posted:and a great way to earn money? not usually, no.
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i went into the office last week and it was great - completely deserted and peaceful. I'm gonna go in more this week.
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FlapYoJacks posted:Setting a precedent that you don't value work life balance lmao. we all trade time for money and there is no need to make this weak attempt at shaming someone because they want to trade more of their time for money than you do at this stage of your lives.
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fart simpson posted:my eventual goal is to flip this equation there is likewise no need to make a weak attempt at shaming someone because they want to trade less of their time for money, but i figured this was a given here in yospos
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Silver Alicorn posted:I’m postin’ cjs: I’m postin’
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alexandriao posted:Like you know if you accept a tiny pay cut you can work less and for a cause that you agree with right i mean idk where you're at but for me its a massive pay cut, like more than half
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gently caress doing something i like for a job, i just do what I hate for a job but just do less of it. very few people want a programmer for 16hrs a week.
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i think its great that every discussion here ends with "well thats just capitalism for ya" and everyone kinda nods and kicks the dirt for a minute and then we just go back to whatever we were doin
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dioxazine posted:there isn't much of a tangible solution that we could commit to outside of stealing from the office or doing minimal work idk i feel like there's probably some harm reduction we could work on while we wait for the glorious workers revolution
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graph posted:a second fishtoucher ??? right?!? wtf
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Jonny 290 posted:~ fin ~
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Achmed Jones posted:it's a real dumb take
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fart simpson posted:sorry for ruining it but touch fish is chinese slang for coasting and doing the bare minimum at work, being intentionally lazy curious wrt the origin of this idiom
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akadajet posted:no it isn't i've heard it used but only in canada and once in texas
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Jonny 290 posted:easy, you're putting your thumb on the scale fuckin
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JONNY
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wow a whole eight percent!! just an unbelievable loss in todays market.
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fart simpson posted:how are you gonna determine top 100? most official weekend threads started
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Captain Foo posted:screwing the pooch is loving up i once heard the expression "like two monkeys fuckin' a football" and i have never completely recovered
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Achmed Jones posted:good dog, but not long enough cjs: i am probably 3-5% long dog
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PokeJoe posted:The British love cruel teachers because they have the utmost contempt for their children can u blame them tho
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dioxazine posted:he's giving you that look https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPjU1EiLFN4
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Achmed Jones posted:lmao when i moved in i had code violations that were older than your house is now 3 years after moving into my house i had to replace the roof and we found out that at some point there was a leak in one of the skylights and the fix had been: put a funnel under the leak in crawlspace attic. Hose clamp fifteen feet of garden hose to the funnel. Run the hose over above the shower and run it down into the shower pan. also i still have asbestos siding, it's great.
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:hbag is a concentrate of all the things that we all hated about ourselves at 19 ok yeah im gonna go ahead and ask you to speak for yourself here mkay
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Ellie Trashcakes posted:Okay then well maybe Other Fatty is just more self-aware of what a doofus they were at 19 oh i was a doofus, i just wasnt that kind of doofus for the record, i have no issue with hbag, they're basically just a kid. i honestly dont understand why people seem so wound up about them.
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:to be fair in 1903 the doofuses were left to write journals and ponder their lot instead of live tweeting it plus we had to deal with all that smallpox so
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cjs: workin late on some poo poo and listening to some new (post 90s) laibach ever since ellie mentioned them and wow this poo poo is: (a) really sonically amazing, they've come a long way in 20 years and (b) a poster child for that "satire requires a clarity of purpose and target" tshirt guy
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KidDynamite posted:non-fibonacci pointing???? its my firmly held belief that fibonacci pointing is done to distract nerds from the interminable points-vs-time discussion nerds: "why dont we just use hours or days, this point system is ridiculous" agile coach: "so in the point system, we use a fibonacci number system to represent our estimates" nerds: "oooo points"
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agile is a tool like a gun or shoes and like any tool it can be used for good or evil
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Asleep Style posted:it's only good so far as you can use your retrospectives to shape it into an effective process for your team
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DELETE CASCADE posted:can i throw agile at george w bush's head? you can throw anything you want at george w bushs head, it's always justified
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2023 04:43 |
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bob dobbs is dead posted:agile has the property of not being able to fail, only to be failed, and if any ideology has that property you can sorta chuck it into the trash immediately agile is a selection of tools and practices you can use or not use, it is not an ideology
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