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Captain Foo posted:nah that seems rude, good luck 2 this thread I swear every time a cjs thread closes the one immediately after is a wacky shitshow and gets closed in a day or two, then when everyone gets it out of their system the cjs one after that is what is cool and good just human nature I guess cjs: at the vet
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2023 16:10 |
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Achmed Jones posted:is the pup ok? he isn’t dripping blood from his rump today so better than usual I guess
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speaking of 80s music rip blade runner soundtrack dude
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current job status: trying to do ETL on a 40gb fixed-width file and getting real pissed at all the weird gotchas of pandas and dask current grandfather status: his dementia-riddled brain is ramping up his separation anxiety again and hes calling every loving hour while im trying to work and im tired of it
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Raluek posted:this has been my experience of adulthood, except it’s usually later than 9pm intensely so. it's turned him into an incredibly selfish human being who is constantly convinced that everyone has abandoned him. my dad and i drop by every saturday to watch the cardinals game, and my grandmother uses the opportunity to go out with her friends -- hit up the mall, lunch etc. after about an hour the panic sets in and he assumes something has happened to her. frantically demanding she call, telling her to come home, cursing out his flip phone when he doesn't understand that the green button means 'call.' when he isn't panicking over her, he's panicking over his dog. he will freak out after a couple minutes when she is not in visual contact, convinced that she has gotten out of the house. usually she's in his bedroom halfway under the bed because she's as loving sick of it as the rest of us. like, i get that he isn't really 'there' to most extent and it's just a bag of chemicals with a big mouth, but it doesn't make the experience any less frustrating for the rest of the family, particularly my grandmother and i as we're the ones he attaches to most. sorry for the rant!
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cjs: need to refactor thing, procrastinating instead
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Achmed Jones posted:best dog pics yo
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all our forecasting models are in matlab and while we dont need to see the code to run them, none of us know matlab and the contractor who built them is long gone so we have no real way to update them plan is to move some to python and some to analytica for some reason but i'm not an economist so i won't be doing that thx
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wORST_cASE
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id like to know what black magic SAS does to be so drat performant with large datasets because it runs circles around pandas and even dask
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cjs: p mad at python, pandas in particular, pd.DataFrame.groupby() in very particular
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Silver Alicorn posted:sorry I'm late but someone said pandas?? i said pandas and i said groupby but i did not say "observed=True" so this thread now takes several petabytes of ram, sorry cjs: gently caress it i'm making it a 5-day weekend
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:ray liotta died I guess synth dude from depeche mode too
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skipping all weekend chat to say i experienced some monumental naps over the past five days holy poo poo
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yesterday was a holiday here i took a nap
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maybe more than one, i lost count
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current python status: really stretching the limits of panda's string routines right now
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i've got about 250 lines of SAS to port over and every goddamn line is a struggle
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cjs: having to learn and use regular expressions for the first time in my life and im sorry this is some black magic poo poo that's going to send me to hell for using there is no universe where _.ADDRESS.str.replace((r"\A[A-Z]+([\d]+)[A-Z]?"), r"\1", regex=True) should mean a goddamn thing
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The Fool posted:I like to use regex101.com for writing and testing regexes, helps to be able to visualize whats happening and have a handy reference holy poo poo this is fantastic, thank you so much
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The Fool posted:it's worth noting that regex's should absolutely be a last resort, because famously, if you use a regex to solve a problem you now have two problems compare and contrast with the current problem
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CPColin posted:cjs: Our weekly meeting with the laughable fifteen-minute time slot started with nine minutes of slowly polling everybody's ice cream preferences and ended with six minutes of Wordle, with four minutes in the middle that actually contained items from the agenda. got it in four today, average for me
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Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:cjs: exit interview done i can bail once im done with this surprise hour long meeting my one coworker scheduled ??? why is that meeting your problem
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carpenter brut is playing in berkeley in a couple months but i think im way too covid-shook to go
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cjs: made a nice blended coffee to get through the last bit of the work week and gently caress it, i dont want to work right now
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:what is peggle ![]()
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cls: elder care i do not recommend it
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bump_fn posted:we can’t just leave rotor in the woods, can we? my grandmother is in the hospital for pneumonia (should be fine). I’m at their house watching my senile as gently caress, dementia-addled grandfather and he’s being a complete rear end in a top hat
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there's dock diving on tv and those dogs look absolutely pumped good dogs
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cjs: i think today marks 15 years working here
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Roosevelt posted:looks like youre actually 4 months out from clocking 20 chief lol i had another account before this one too, i think i regged in summer of 2000 when the rest of the ppl on my hotline server were regging here
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current sister statusquote:One of our radiologists sniffed positive yesterday... then last night I saw him walking down the hall hacking up a lung... without a mask on. =/ reminder that authorities want you to have covid
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cjs: was p burnt out last week, rather less burnt out this week
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what do you call a tyrannosaur at a poker table? a small arms dealer
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i played a lot of online poker way back in 2005 when i didnt have a summer job in college .i got way more interested in the math and theory behind it, built spreadsheets and poo poo .im pretty certain those spreadsheet/theory/math skills i learned while doing that got me the job i have now funny how things can turn out sometimes. i have zero desire to play poker again tho
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PIZZA.BAT posted:poker is fun as hell i enjoyed the poker metagame more than the game itself tbh, even more so as i got better at poker i dont think i have any of my 2+2 books any more but i'd probably still get a kick out of rereading small stakes hold 'em
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daaaaaamn cjs: yeah im done
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ppl do that intentionally?!? lmao lol ![]()
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2023 16:10 |
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the sleep thing I mean not the drinking
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