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cjs: Time for lunch
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Ideal annual review: "Am I fired? No? Okay, see you next year."
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May 18, 2022 20:56
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Video Nasty posted:I like how
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May 19, 2022 01:38
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Bumblebees are such dopes. I was out walking and watched as one went from flower to flower and waited until I was just in the right position so it could try to fly across the sidewalk and smack me right in the face. 
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May 19, 2022 16:26
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Don't pee in a gas tank Jonny
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May 19, 2022 16:48
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Jonny 290 posted:what if it's my ex's tank? Do pee in that, yes
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May 19, 2022 16:54
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Sleeper car on Amtrak is great because the meals are included and you can byob
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May 19, 2022 17:41
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cjs: Coworker who needed three pings to get a couple SSL certificates generated finally sent them...and got the domain names wrong. Now we're another email and a Slack message into round two with no reply! Best part is that I apparently could have requested authorization to submit SSL certificate requests myself this whole time I've worked here and nobody told me, especially not the overworked coworker who keeps dropping the ball.
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May 19, 2022 18:46
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Achmed Jones posted:goddamn i can't wait to get an outlet and bidet installed in here Are you gonna electro-shock your butthole
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May 20, 2022 18:08
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I see it's a "randomly ratchet up the meanness towards hbag" kinda morning
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May 21, 2022 15:43
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carry on then posted:our entire codebase is organized as eclipse projects and doesn't build properly in anything else. for ci/cd we have an ant script to invoke eclipse I got my old job off of Vim and onto Eclipse in 2007 and I bet they're still on it. I got my current job off of Vim and onto IDEA in 2018 and I'm still on it. Looking forward to getting my next job off of VSCode and onto Notepad or whatever.
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May 22, 2022 19:45
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Jonny 290 posted:lol at shifting an environment away from vim. truly universe brain poo poo Right? First day at my current job I was asking the person I was replacing about stuff, heard that part, and just sighed. Maybe my next job will have an actual mature dev environment already?
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May 22, 2022 19:56
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I'm 40 in five months and might take a year off to "pretire" because who knows if the world will be around when I'm actually at retirement age
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May 23, 2022 05:58
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Yeah, I'm for sure a little worried about that aspect
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May 23, 2022 06:04
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I'm always watching as my coworker who's been there for thirty years constantly fucks up with no consequences and yet still worry that I'll be "found out" and fired. Meanwhile, I wish they'd fire me. My brain is stupid.
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May 23, 2022 15:07
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cjs: So incredibly bored an hour into the week and my wrists are already feeling sore
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May 23, 2022 16:55
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dioxazine posted:this is going on way longer than i expected — Me on prom night
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May 23, 2022 23:59
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¿Porque no los tres?
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May 25, 2022 15:58
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We're all shadows on the wall of the cave and hbag is back there sticking their hands in front of the light source
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May 26, 2022 05:35
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Ellie Trashcakes posted:That's not hilbo and that isn't my hands Consarn it Ellie!
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May 26, 2022 05:54
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Yeah, everything sucks and I for sure am not handling it well
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May 26, 2022 06:03
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KidDynamite posted:non-fibonacci pointing???? I used to say "4" in planning meetings to irritate the Scrum master. Gotta entertain myself somehow!
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May 26, 2022 14:02
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The soap dispenser being empty is one of my least-missed aspects of office life
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May 26, 2022 14:59
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Fortaleza posted:After that it'll be June, which is End Boss Month fixed
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May 26, 2022 16:53
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Ciaphas posted:is it normal for company-shutdown days (like 2 days around xmas, that kind of thing) to be taken from pto accrual My company always claims the right to do this every year, because I work for a university and the campus shuts down between Christmas and New Year's. They move all the "floating" holidays to that week, but always leave one day uncovered and tell us we'll have to use a vacation day to cover it. Then, every year at the last minute, the campus president gives us a half-day off and the Cal State president gives us the other half-day off. They make sure to inform us that "this shall not be assumed to set a precedent" and it's stupid every time. I do wonder what would happen if they actually tried to make us take the vacation day, though.
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May 26, 2022 17:06
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At my company, if you're out of vacation days, you just don't get paid for that day. Edit: Specifically, for the day they always give us off at the last minute, since the rest of the week is covered by the floating holidays.
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May 26, 2022 17:23
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PokeJoe posted:The best teams I've ever worked on have skipped 90% of the"ritual" meetings because they correctly identified them as a waste of time and mental energy This is what's actually supposed to happen and most of the Scrum training just completely fails to mention it. The teams are supposed to self-organize and self-determine their processes. How often does either of those things actually happen?
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May 26, 2022 17:37
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I don't celebrate my birthday as an adult and my therapist feels bad about it
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May 26, 2022 17:44
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PokeJoe posted:hbagbhaopy Mods please change hbag's username
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May 26, 2022 17:48
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996 touches of fish in every fireplace
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May 26, 2022 19:16
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cjs: The beta testers keep going to the URL of the old version of the application and wondering why they can't log in. I've told everybody the right URL twice now and I'm gonna need to tell them a third time. 
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May 26, 2022 20:51
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dioxazine posted:send a mail to all of them and tag yourself on it so that you can enjoy reply all to its fullest Exactly what I did last time! I was debating turning off the old version of the application and replacing it with a "Go here, dummy" link, but it's the Test environment for the version that's currently in Production and that seems like poor planning. Edit: I really look forward to turning off some of these old servers, which are only still running to serve such "Go here, dummy" links for other applications, and watching the tickets roll in.
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May 26, 2022 21:01
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dioxazine posted:seems like a real waste of resources. though i suppose everyone filters mails from the tech dept automatically into the trash Yep! Fortunately, they're just VM's idling somewhere, most of the time. And yeah, the last time I left an "update your bookmarks and documentation to this new URL" link somewhere, somebody kept going to the old URL and clicking the link for several months and then filed a ticket when I finally disabled the old location. Seems like there's always going to be somebody who does that.
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May 26, 2022 22:06
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graph posted:god drat what a series Um, you're a mod; just give yourself oilers avs 
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May 27, 2022 06:08
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More like FuckFuckStop 
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May 27, 2022 14:23
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I remember when Google added "does everybody loving hate your site" to its algorithm and Experts Exchange lost like 80% of its search engine traffic lol
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May 27, 2022 16:14
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Achmed Jones posted:lmao Yeah, must have. Or the content farms got really good at gaming the algorithm and overpowered it.
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May 27, 2022 16:30
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Yeah, I just noticed that two-thirds of the department took today off, so I'm working even less than usual in a week where I wasn't working very much to begin with.
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May 27, 2022 17:42
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The video doesn't show the whole story and the driver feared for his life. Case dismissed.
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At least we can all agree with the guy's Twitter username
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