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Kazinsal posted:cops would just shoot the driver, the white guy has a trump hat on Honestly, grounds for the driver to just run him over immediately, without any further provocation
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# ¿ May 28, 2022 04:09 |
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 07:27 |
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that would be best
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# ¿ May 28, 2022 04:11 |
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bob dobbs is dead posted:i mean, do you wanna spend tenbux on getting to talk to an rear end in a top hat Not when I live alone and can just talk to myself for free
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# ¿ May 28, 2022 20:15 |
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hbag posted:tonight im going to try and make myself cry because i havent cried in too loving long even when ive wanted to Hate that feeling. Almost as much as I hate crying!!
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# ¿ May 29, 2022 04:38 |
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@swolewoman is a good Instagram follow
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# ¿ May 30, 2022 16:46 |
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Achmed Jones posted:wtf artichokes are pretty, look what happened to my side yard A house in my neighborhood used to plant artichokes as a decorative border plant and let them bloom and I always wanted to sneak over under cover of darkness and steal them before they opened up so I could eat them
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# ¿ May 30, 2022 17:40 |
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You know what really super squats my gomads? Airline food!
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# ¿ May 30, 2022 17:46 |
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hbag posted:they also know i do drugs so if i don't tell them they'll probably assume im off to shoot up heroin under an overpass or something I feel like Brits should call overpasses "uppy-downy cross-cross roads" or something
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# ¿ May 30, 2022 18:56 |
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We've been right back
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# ¿ May 31, 2022 15:04 |
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hbag posted:did you do that or do i need to hunt down and kill liquid hbag I've got some bad news for you about which Enfant Terrible had the British accent
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# ¿ May 31, 2022 15:43 |
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hbag posted:none of these words made sense in this sentence "I've" is short for "I have" hth
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# ¿ May 31, 2022 15:57 |
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cjs: The "lessons learned" meeting invitation for an application outage a while ago finally came in. The meeting is on June 16. The outage was on March 20 lol
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# ¿ May 31, 2022 17:36 |
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dioxazine posted:nothing was learned, right? My point in the meeting is that nothing should be learned, because the application is deprecated and its replacement is in beta, but we'll see how far I get with that. (My other points are going to be that a three-month delay between outage and lessons is absurd and that the original outage wasn't worth having anybody work on the weekend anyway.) Edit: not getting sucked into yet another derail about the "the the the the" operator, goddamn
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# ¿ May 31, 2022 18:13 |
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dioxazine posted:this would also be a nothing was learned situation Another fun wrinkle is that the reason for the delay is because Lessons Learned meetings have a specific timeslot on Thursdays that nobody is allowed to schedule anything else into and, as a result, that one timeslot is vastly backlogged with Lessons that need to be Learned. And everybody is just…fine with this, I guess. (I will likely have words to say about this and everybody will just go, "Well, what're ya gonna do?" lol) But yeah, I don't know how anybody who responded to the original outage (which does not include me, because I don't check work stuff on weekends lol) is expected to even remember what happened any more. Doubly so because the resolution was "restart it" and there really isn't much more to it.
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# ¿ May 31, 2022 19:16 |
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hbag posted:i am entirely motivated by my need to have a bigger rear end and flatter stomach so i guess find something like that Just always walk backwards into every room
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# ¿ May 31, 2022 20:35 |
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Stay safe YOSghost
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# ¿ May 31, 2022 22:31 |
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Time for you to soft serve until you're dairy free lolol
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2022 04:28 |
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It looks like when Achmed gets a McFlurry (j/k btw, looks tasty)
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2022 05:53 |
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Tell them "it's this" and then flex
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2022 15:01 |
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Search thread for "the" for context
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2022 15:42 |
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cjs: Apparently I need to re-learn how to talk so I stop feeling out-of-breath at the end of meetings
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2022 17:21 |
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:isn’t that usually indicative of asthma more than being a mouth breather I think it's indicative of "I have nobody to talk to at home and forgot how to breathe during conversations"
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2022 17:47 |
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cjs: Just had to add trustServerCertificate=true to the end of a JDBC string because I guess something expired in the last couple of days. Nothing else seems to care, aside from my dev machine, fortunately.
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2022 22:16 |
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Shaggar posted:nned more and faster trains, imo A rare swr from me
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2022 23:39 |
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I'm gonna take Amtrak overnight in a roomette to meet my family where Grandma's vacation house was so we can finally scatter her ashes, three years later. Trip is gonna own, but I'm gonna cross my fingers we're a few hours late so I don't have to wake somebody up to fetch me from the station at 5AM!!
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2022 01:14 |
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PokeJoe posted:I can see a regional argument for dude being neutral but it's clearly a masculine term generally. Similarly I say "you guys" neutrally sometimes as a midwesterner but I don't argue with people who don't like it Two exes ago hated "you guys" and one ex ago hated any suggestion that "you guys" wasn't gender-neutral. I bet if I sat them in a room together, they would get in a fight about it. And then bond over laughing about my various body parts they remember.
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2022 18:14 |
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aww yea it's payday
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2022 19:40 |
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Hehehe
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2022 03:48 |
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hbag posted:lol @ mum asking me out of loving nowhere "you wouldnt hurt yourself would you" and then wondering why i get pissed off about it because she does this all the time My ex got a bunch of Mental Health Hotline magnets from somewhere and stuck them all over the fridge. I knew it was an "I love you and want you to remain alive" gesture, but still, lol
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2022 00:59 |
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Jonny 290 posted:the rebuttal to everybody's "oh holky gently caress lawyer up" reaction is that i hope to keep this chill, but if needed, i will burn everything i've built to the foundations to fight it. it's a really difficult situation and i hate being in it I hope your ex is reasonable and the situation resolves smoothly. I suppose it can't hurt to offer the easy plan first, without lawyering up.
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2022 01:02 |
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I have a feeling that Tinder is going to show me like four single people my age within an hour's drive of my town and one of them is going to be my ex, one of them is going to be my ex's best friend, and the other two will be bots.
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2022 01:54 |
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Yay good job Jonny
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2022 04:12 |
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I went to a Hooters once in college and was unimpressed. Next time I'll order the wings omakase.
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2022 07:17 |
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People don't use "slake" enough imo
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2022 21:11 |
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I often wonder if that's how my death will be noticed
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2022 15:15 |
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cjs: Microsoft is closing the loophole I use to check my email from Thunderbird without having to go through 2FA and I might quit over it
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2022 16:40 |
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The Fool posted:id say don't be stupid but you've using thunderbird for who knows how long, so the horse is out on that one already Listen, all change is bad, for any reason and in any magnitude. Everybody knows this.
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2022 17:20 |
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Ellie Trashcakes posted:I'm pretty sure mine will be noticed when I fall nude and screaming through a skylight Hail Satan
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2022 18:18 |
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cjs: Our weekly meeting with the laughable fifteen-minute time slot started with nine minutes of slowly polling everybody's ice cream preferences and ended with six minutes of Wordle, with four minutes in the middle that actually contained items from the agenda.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2022 00:51 |
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 07:27 |
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akadajet posted:you work at a pre-school? A university, so yes.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2022 02:25 |