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akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

I need to find a new job. not feeling my current one at all lately

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akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

meticulously explaining to product that they are not only asking for the worst possible implementation of something, but also the most expensive and being told they’ve come to the decision already and didn’t ask for my input

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Armitag3 posted:

Why is product deciding implementations??

because the pm is also the “temporary” dev manager on this team after the dev manager left because he refused a covid vaccine lol

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

I wouldn’t call what happened in Chernobyl “coming out”

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Ed: wrong thread

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


this is just your standard french lifestyle

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

lol got stood up on a date. first time that’s happened to me

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


yep. forever lonely… until the next date

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Jonny 290 posted:

like id probably call the cops on you just to be safe

we know you love cops

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

fart simpson posted:

sorry for ruining it but touch fish is chinese slang for coasting and doing the bare minimum at work, being intentionally lazy

this poster is probably not another trig

I would like to sand bag

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

post hole digger posted:

brother I have been "touching the fish" for about as long as I can remember.

me too but ur mom

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

SmokaDustbowl posted:

in english it's "loving the dog", or "dog loving"

no it isn't

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

there's "screw the pooch" but that's not the same thing

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

"screw the pooch" means you messed up bad though. not that you are being lazy at work

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

or you decided to attend the local fur con

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

i refuse to recognize canadian idioms

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

hbag posted:

my dead hard drive was also seagate

i just dont buy seagate disks anymore lol

I don't think the brand of drive really matters if you're buying one of the big boys.
Also, I've completely sworn off spinning disks and haven't had any failures yet (knock on wood)

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

PokeJoe posted:

back in my day you bought Seagate because you didn't want your Western Digital to fail :corsair:

mechanicals are prone to failure just because there's so many moving parts going at high speed that are really sensitive

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


I think this is a Stymie reference.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

cjs: having a hard time caring about work today, but trying to

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

bing works fine imo

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

SmokaDustbowl posted:

bing up your rear end

daily

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

it’s pronounced che-kwey

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


I admire the will not to just slam the brakes to get him off

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

mystes posted:

If you're not a psychopath you could just stop until he gets off

I'd have to assume that the guy filming tried this.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

the lesson is, don't jump on random people's hood wearing a maga hat and looking confused

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

making GBS threads out olive oil sounds like no fun

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

hbag posted:

i have no idea what exercises to do
i own at sit-ups though

what you do is use every machine at the gym. just do 3 of them a day until you've done a complete circuit

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

if you're into bdsm then check out the pilates studio

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

endlessmonotony posted:

For the stomach, look up TVA exercises, as well as planking. Yes, that's unironically what planking is good for.

I've been told all my life you can't spot reduce stomach fat. You just have to lower your body fat until it starts coming off your belly.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Achmed Jones posted:

lifting weights does not burn an appreciable amount of calories

this just isn’t true

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Achmed Jones posted:

are you trying to "well actually" about people who spend hours a day in the gym, instead of the actual context of the discussion, which is someone who has never lifted at all?

oh you are, that's cool

no I’m saying you’re a moron and lifting weights will burn calories and help you achieve a calorie deficit without having to starve yourself

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

hbag posted:

ok but what if i dont want boobs

they have surgeries for this

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Achmed Jones posted:

ok dude have fun with that

I am. thank you

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

I walk an hour each day, too. feels good

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

The Fool posted:

I was doing squats at the gym last week and the guy next to me was doing overhead lifts with the same weight

I got my overhead press up to 135 and felt like a beat

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

hbag posted:

lol yea idk why i asked here

ylls isn’t any better

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

fart simpson posted:

lok up two phrases to find the true path: "super squats" and "gomad"

thank me later

gomad will give you super squarts and a huge gut

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

I’m about to go get some Mexican food and create a calorie surplus.

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akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

hbag posted:

oh god this sucks
hopefully it will suck less the more i do it

if you’re doing squats for the very first time then lol get ready for the next two weeks

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