jazzyhattrick posted:

I once had a perfect poop. Really needed to go, sat down and farted and shat at the same time, the fart must have created a kind of envelope around the turd as it shot out, because I swear it didn't touch the sides. Nothing on the paper afterwards.

All the relief and relaxation of taking a huge dump, but in the fraction of the time and with zero cleanup required. It was uncanny, really made my day.

I hope to one day take another perfect poo poo, but chances are I'll always be chasing that dragon

Jestery posted: