Lesser known types of poo

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Lesser known types of poo

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

Waltzing Along posted:

Another type is the no wipe. You look down after wiping and think "I didn't have to wipe at all."

You can have this one every day. Get a bidet.

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bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

The Bristol Stepdown

This is when you have diarrhea that starts out as normal poop and progressively falls down the Bristol scale until it's just butt piss.

# ¿ May 19, 2022 12:56

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

ops posts

This guy did. A true legend

# ¿ May 19, 2022 23:10

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

Stirring the tanks.

You get up after sleeping or generally not moving for a while. It gets things moving and you quickly explode like Apollo 13.

# ¿ May 21, 2022 12:29

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