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Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.



Does your parents annoy you? Do you find that they are annoying as you get older? When your younger did you accept their beliefs then when you got older did it change? Explain please?

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20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017


i get approval from mom before every post

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

An A+ Poster (:

My parents are pretty chill but i wish they would stop doing old people things to their electronics and then calling me to fix them

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship


Fun Shoe

I found my mum no more or less annoying than anyone else bumbling around on the face of the earth, and for some reason many people have insisted I'm a decent person (afk, of course) which I've alwayssaid was down to her instilling an ok set of neural filters into me, which i've tried to refine.
so, as a parent and person, I've often respected her. but just like anyone else including myself, she can be an rear end in a top hat.

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine


I mostly get confused by how they never notice they are watching a standard definition television station. Shouldn't it at least be obvious that the picture doesn't fill up the screen?

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013

HAIL SATAN



No, not particularly. Not really. No.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.







Nah not since I was a teen.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003



Grimey Drawer

They keep telling me that someone I know is dying. The person keeps changing, that is hosed up. Family friend has stage 4 gallbladder cancer like Fuuuuuuck come on parents, downers man.

grumplestiltzkin
Jun 7, 2012

Ass, gas, or grass. No one rides for free.


I don't talk to either of mine so... no

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009



Fun Shoe

my parents rarely respond to my texts... leaving me feeling kinda owned over here... or disowned, rather

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.




I showed my mom this video and she marveled at how wonderful people are for making such things. I love her.

https://twitter.com/DeadCryptid/status/1507391652566122498?s=20&t=XsydRGd4pumuudh90gm11g

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002



Don't really talk with mine. They're well meaning people on some level who consistently have not done anything to connect.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009



my mom died of cancer when i was 24 and my dad moved to england and has seemingly adopted a new family as he has completely forgotten his grandchildren lol

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin



My parents are really cool and have done a lot in the last 5 years to try and expand their horizons and get even cooler. Plus now I'm older and appreciate a lot of the stuff they did for me.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

The number of characters in this sentence turns out to be sixty-nine.





Not really OP. Why, are you moving out soon?

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007






Grimey Drawer

My father in law is a homeless alcoholic whos in the hospital on suicide attempt rn and he blames my wife not calling for it. Super hosed up and makes her feel lovely! But also his reaction to us calling and saying were adopting a child was I dont want anything to do with them because its not my genetic heritage. Like duh, why the hell would we pass on your genetic heritage.

Pretty annoying!!

LuckyCat fucked around with this message at 13:56 on May 19, 2022

Buce
Dec 23, 2005



is it true you're a boot-licker op?

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009



Buce posted:

is it true you're a boot-licker op?

the boot licker av has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the boot licker av

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party


Mine are alright but I don't like yours.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



Your parents killed u OP, return to the underworld and stop haunting these forums

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


my dad tells the same stories and asks the same questions all the time and he watches the TV way too loving loud and gets mad when I come in and turn it down. and they won't get rid of cable because they love commercials i assume and they keep buying the Post, which at least I can draw on but cmon stop buying the Post. also i told my mom not to buy my son paw patrol stuff because the show portrays pigs positively & i hate that bitch pig Chase and the little boy "Rydyr" and all the rest can get euthanized and what does she do but buy him paw patrol poo poo featuring the pig dog anyway and that annoys me.

sides from that we have a good relationship and i probably couldn't raise kids if they didn't live down the road

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019


My parents are ok some people just have lovely parents :shrug:

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler

Pillbug

My old man has been dead for 40 years, so he's not a bother. My mother doesn't fuss over what toilet to use, so she's all right too.

Condolences for goons with problem parents

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019






my parents are weird and pretty bad, and yes they annoy me pretty often if i interact with them. here are a few of the worst bits:

they are white supremacists, and not the kind where they keep it to themselves. taught my siblings and i when we grew up that hitler was right to do the holocaust, constant slurs, tier lists of races and ethnicities, the whole works. they are a little more quiet about it in public now than when i grew up, but in private, it's all still there. i grew up believing all that stuff because of them and didn't shed it off until i left home for college. my brother never stopped believing it.

they became antivax during the pandemic, believe in every conspiracy you can imagine, including: masks are harmful, covid is a chinese weapon designed to remove our sense of smell, vaccines are killing millions and the democrats won't let you know (have you heard of VAERS??), the vaccinated are shedding covid and that's why my parents keep catching it (which, in reality they have only tested positive once, but believe and treat as absolute fact that they've caught it multiple times including in 2019). they are also not shy about telling everyone they meet in public about this stuff anytime they can wedge it into a conversation. at least they tip the waiters who have to listen to it well.

they have very few friends to help enforce social norms on them. my mom is friends with a small number of other moms, though the only close friend she had died many years ago, and i've only known my dad to ever have 2 friends in the nearly 40 years i've been alive, who were both extreme eccentrics. otherwise their only social contact is with their small families who live 1000+ miles away, and few are still alive at this point.

it's exhausting being around them because they don't really do much other than go to restaurants, and so the only subjects they can talk about aside from their pets are whatever they last saw on tucker or health issues.

probably the only good thing they ever did was leave the church, although they still maintain all the puritanical beliefs they grew up with. there's just no lore or sunday service attached anymore. they were also good parents in the bare minimum sense that they didn't abuse or completely neglect their kids. they were repressive and authoritarian, but at least home felt safe.

i still keep limited contact with them. the resentment i used to feel toward them has been mostly reduced to pity, but they are still annoying people to be around for sure.

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010


I got disowned by my family when I bought a Something Awful Forums account.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


syntaxfunction posted:

I got disowned by my family when I bought a Something Awful Forums account.

it's brave of you to come out like that. i'm still closeted about having an account

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010


kntfkr posted:

it's brave of you to come out like that. i'm still closeted about having an account

Yeah, when I came out as trans and gay they just went "oh thank gently caress we thought she was just a loving incel loser" but SA account sent me right out the fucken door.

Rightfully so I think.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009



syntaxfunction posted:

Yeah, when I came out as trans and gay they just went "oh thank gently caress we thought she was just a loving incel loser" but SA account sent me right out the fucken door.

Rightfully so I think.

you can only be 2 out of 3

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

I was born from an egg on a mountaintop :(

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

Konnichiwa, darin!

When I was growing up I assumed my parents were smart because they knew things and our life seemed pretty well put together.


Then when I became an adult I realized they are complete dumbasses lol.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005



kntfkr posted:

it's brave of you to come out like that. i'm still closeted about having an account

I'll support you if you want to reveal your SA status to your loved-ones. I'll stand in your living room, in front of your wife and children and parents and say things like "I'm super proud of forums-user 'cuntfucker' or perhaps 'kantfaker' not really sure on the provenance, but as far as I know he/they have never posted vore porn."

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010


I thought it was Knot Fucker, like they're a furry?

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009



kntfkr backstory lore incoming

Biohazard
Apr 17, 2002



My mom get's under my skin at times, almost none of which is her fault and is almost entirely on me for being an inpatient rear end in a top hat, so I try really hard these days to take a deep breath appreciate that at 75, she's remarkably sharp and still very healthy. Honestly I'd probably have fallen apart multiple times in my life if it weren't for her, so I try and remember that poo poo and try to not be such a punk rear end bitch.

My relationship with my dad is a lot more complicated and my feelings swing wildly between deep admiration, deep seeded pain and hurt, and occasional seething rage. Annoying isn't really a word I'd used to describe him. Mostly these days it's just fine though.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005



I guess I'm not up to date on my terminology

Buce
Dec 23, 2005



hot cocoa on the couch posted:

kntfkr backstory lore incoming

:fuzzknot:

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


Buce posted:

I'll support you if you want to reveal your SA status to your loved-ones. I'll stand in your living room, in front of your wife and children and parents and say things like "I'm super proud of forums-user 'cuntfucker' or perhaps 'kantfaker' not really sure on the provenance, but as far as I know he/they have never posted vore porn."

it's knot faker

edit: like it looks like there's a knot there but really i just laid the string on top of itself so it looks like that

Buce
Dec 23, 2005



kntfkr posted:

it's knot faker

edit: like it looks like there's a knot there but really i just laid the string on top of itself so it looks like that

oh. sorry I assumed the worst.

olives black
Nov 24, 2017



Meme Poker Party posted:

When I was growing up I assumed my parents were smart because they knew things and our life seemed pretty well put together.


Then when I became an adult I realized they are complete dumbasses lol.

:yossame:

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Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019





OP did your parents criticize the mushrooms growing in your bathroom?

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