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scientists stunned and puzzled by the repetitious behavior of the dinosaurs, particularly upset with the t-rex that keeps direct eye contact with the trainers as it pleasures itself. the marketing team in a frenzy trying to put a positive spin on the park as the opening day is once again pushed back.
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T-rex arms too small to jerk it properly, idea is a non starter I won't invest, I'm out.
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May 19, 2022 18:49
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"we may have figured out why they went extinct..."
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:T-rex arms too small to jerk it properly, idea is a non starter Life, uh, finds a way.
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May 19, 2022 18:50
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Life, uh, finds a way.
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May 19, 2022 18:50
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T-rex had a huge schlong, that's why it didn't need long arms.
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May 19, 2022 18:57
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Mooey Cow posted:T-rex had a huge schlong, that's why it didn't need long arms. It was always tripping over it, that’s why they went extinct. Imagine you’re chasing your dinner through the woods and your big ol’ dino dong is flopping all over smackin trees and rocks and then just as you’re about to clamp down on some juicy neck that swingin dick wraps around your ankle and there you go rear end over tea kettle. Ain’t no way to live.
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May 19, 2022 19:02
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Jackoffic Park
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May 19, 2022 19:09
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Cup of water on the dashboard except it’s the pony jar
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May 19, 2022 19:10
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Never seen a dinosaur with lips either, no good BJs in this SUPPOSED dino sex park
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May 19, 2022 19:12
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:Never seen a dinosaur with lips either, no good BJs in this SUPPOSED dino sex park Here's a 17 minute video on T-rex's lips https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyoxPknp670
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May 19, 2022 19:19
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They're cooming in herds. They do coom in herds
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May 19, 2022 19:19
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My creations got banned from Spore for like a week because I made a dinosaur with a huge cock.
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May 19, 2022 19:19
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t-rex humped its pillow like a sissy
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May 19, 2022 19:20
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Animal-Mother posted:My creations got banned from Spore for like a week because I made a dinosaur with a huge cock. They were afraid of the truth
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May 19, 2022 19:22
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'wait... this triceratops is sick!' 'how can you tell?' 'just look at the porn it's watching...'
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May 19, 2022 19:23
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the girl is up in the tree and instead of sneezing the brontosaurus just jizzes all over her, head to toe "he likes u"
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May 19, 2022 19:24
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Jurassic Park: Cuminion
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May 19, 2022 19:25
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Mozi posted:'wait... this triceratops is sick!' *Triceratrops nearly drops phone while rushing to close "Big Assed Latina Teen Chased By Lesbian Loving T-Rex on a Hoverboard" video*
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May 19, 2022 19:26
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Dinosaur pyssy smelly peeeyew
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May 19, 2022 19:26
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:T-rex arms too small to jerk it properly, idea is a non starter They just got to rub themselves up against a rock or a tree. Unsure why you haven't thought of this.
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May 19, 2022 19:27
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it's literally the first thing they teach you in dinosaur school
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May 19, 2022 19:27
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Meme Poker Party posted:Jackoffic Park Jurassic Spunk
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May 19, 2022 19:28
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tIK7VA7Bgs Ban this sick filth
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May 19, 2022 19:28
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Mozi posted:'wait... this triceratops is sick!' also he's doing a kick-flip
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May 19, 2022 19:29
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Nasty dinosaur pussy smell and dinosaur penis neutral scent which is no good either. Dinosaur anus poop as smell, very bad, very garbage. Dinosaur armpit stank of must stank and stank like anus sweat too and as well. Dinosaur labia and foreskin similar smell but different slightly if your nose is inside of labia or foreskin fold and if ur nose is inside then they smell more or less like dinosaur armpit. Click this link for more
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May 19, 2022 19:30
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uncomfortably intimate knowledge of dinosaur genitals
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May 19, 2022 19:30
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May 19, 2022 19:31
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triceratopless tyrannosaurus sex
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May 19, 2022 19:32
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*watching a stegosaurus flick it’s bean* Hello baby girl…u r SO sexy! Good milk. Give you milk from my paenus  Want to fack?
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May 19, 2022 19:36
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May 19, 2022 19:37
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kntfkr posted:triceratopless tyrannosaurus sex Pissball emerging hovering from donkey dinosaurus dick, hovering into smelly dinosaur pussy where it crystallizes and forms into a piss crystal statue in the exact shape of a baby dinosaur, the mother's uterus then sends out flesh tendrils with invade the microscopic crystal formations of the piss crystal baby and implant meat within them, the piss crystal structure then dissolves into the baby meat but does not ever fully leave its system, this is why dinosaur pussy and foreskin smell
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May 19, 2022 19:42
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Jurassic Spunk https://i.imgur.com/piMDJvG.gifv
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May 19, 2022 19:43
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beavis and butthead guy now has Velociraptors whackin it in his camper
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Pissball emerging hovering from donkey dinosaurus dick, hovering into smelly dinosaur pussy where it crystallizes and forms into a piss crystal statue in the exact shape of a baby dinosaur, the mother's uterus then sends out flesh tendrils with invade the microscopic crystal formations of the piss crystal baby and implant meat within them, the piss crystal structure then dissolves into the baby meat but does not ever fully leave its system, this is why dinosaur pussy and foreskin smell that video keeps getting taken down
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May 19, 2022 19:50
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my mom ruined jurassic park for me as a kid by explaining how the use a frog to bridge the dna gaps thing would never work, like while we were watching it in the theater.
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May 19, 2022 19:54
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gonna save this prompt for the dall-e movie creator ai.
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May 19, 2022 19:56
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I always wondered why Nedry went through the Dilophasaur enclosure rather than just take the roads or whatever. Like, sure they don't seem too threatening but still, maybe route your escape through the non poison spitting herbivore paddock?
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May 19, 2022 19:59
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kntfkr posted:my mom ruined jurassic park for me as a kid by explaining how the use a frog to bridge the dna gaps thing would never work, like while we were watching it in the theater. im sorry ur mums a nerd mate
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The Walrus posted:I always wondered why Nedry went through the Dilophasaur enclosure rather than just take the roads or whatever. Like, sure they don't seem too threatening but still, maybe route your escape through the non poison spitting herbivore paddock? Nobody cares
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