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Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

scientists stunned and puzzled by the repetitious behavior of the dinosaurs, particularly upset with the t-rex that keeps direct eye contact with the trainers as it pleasures itself. the marketing team in a frenzy trying to put a positive spin on the park as the opening day is once again pushed back.

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Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

POGCHUMP !

#essereFerrari





T-rex arms too small to jerk it properly, idea is a non starter

I won't invest, I'm out.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

"we may have figured out why they went extinct..."

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

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Panic! At The Tesco posted:

T-rex arms too small to jerk it properly, idea is a non starter


Life, uh, finds a way.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Life, uh, finds a way.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018



Pillbug

T-rex had a huge schlong, that's why it didn't need long arms.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

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Mooey Cow posted:

T-rex had a huge schlong, that's why it didn't need long arms.

It was always tripping over it, thatís why they went extinct. Imagine youíre chasing your dinner through the woods and your big olí dino dong is flopping all over smackin trees and rocks and then just as youíre about to clamp down on some juicy neck that swingin dick wraps around your ankle and there you go rear end over tea kettle.

Ainít no way to live.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

Konnichiwa, darin!

Jackoffic Park

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

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Cup of water on the dashboard except itís the pony jar

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

POGCHUMP !

#essereFerrari





Never seen a dinosaur with lips either, no good BJs in this SUPPOSED dino sex park

ante
Apr 9, 2005

SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

Never seen a dinosaur with lips either, no good BJs in this SUPPOSED dino sex park

Here's a 17 minute video on T-rex's lips


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyoxPknp670

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

They're cooming in herds. They do coom in herds

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

My creations got banned from Spore for like a week because I made a dinosaur with a huge cock.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


t-rex humped its pillow like a sissy

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018



Pillbug

Animal-Mother posted:

My creations got banned from Spore for like a week because I made a dinosaur with a huge cock.

They were afraid of the truth

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die


Nap Ghost

'wait... this triceratops is sick!'

'how can you tell?'

'just look at the porn it's watching...'

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


the girl is up in the tree and instead of sneezing the brontosaurus just jizzes all over her, head to toe

"he likes u"

Peg Sliderskew
Jan 4, 2010


Jurassic Park: Cuminion

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

Konnichiwa, darin!

Mozi posted:

'wait... this triceratops is sick!'

'how can you tell?'

'just look at the porn it's watching...'

*Triceratrops nearly drops phone while rushing to close "Big Assed Latina Teen Chased By Lesbian Loving T-Rex on a Hoverboard" video*

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



Dinosaur pyssy smelly peeeyew

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni


Panic! At The Tesco posted:

T-rex arms too small to jerk it properly, idea is a non starter

I won't invest, I'm out.

They just got to rub themselves up against a rock or a tree. Unsure why you haven't thought of this.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


it's literally the first thing they teach you in dinosaur school

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Meme Poker Party posted:

Jackoffic Park

Jurassic Spunk

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tIK7VA7Bgs

Ban this sick filth

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

POGCHUMP !

#essereFerrari





Mozi posted:

'wait... this triceratops is sick!'

'how can you tell?'

'just look at the porn it's watching...'

also he's doing a kick-flip

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



Nasty dinosaur pussy smell and dinosaur penis neutral scent which is no good either. Dinosaur anus poop as smell, very bad, very garbage. Dinosaur armpit stank of must stank and stank like anus sweat too and as well. Dinosaur labia and foreskin similar smell but different slightly if your nose is inside of labia or foreskin fold and if ur nose is inside then they smell more or less like dinosaur armpit.

Click this link for more

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]


uncomfortably intimate knowledge of dinosaur genitals

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


cankle-o-saurus

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


triceratopless tyrannosaurus sex

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!



*watching a stegosaurus flick itís bean*

Hello baby girlÖu r SO sexy! Good milk. Give you milk from my paenus ;) Want to fack?

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Velociwhacker

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



kntfkr posted:

triceratopless tyrannosaurus sex

Pissball emerging hovering from donkey dinosaurus dick, hovering into smelly dinosaur pussy where it crystallizes and forms into a piss crystal statue in the exact shape of a baby dinosaur, the mother's uterus then sends out flesh tendrils with invade the microscopic crystal formations of the piss crystal baby and implant meat within them, the piss crystal structure then dissolves into the baby meat but does not ever fully leave its system, this is why dinosaur pussy and foreskin smell

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

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DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Jurassic Spunk

https://i.imgur.com/piMDJvG.gifv

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017


beavis and butthead guy now has Velociraptors whackin it in his camper

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Pissball emerging hovering from donkey dinosaurus dick, hovering into smelly dinosaur pussy where it crystallizes and forms into a piss crystal statue in the exact shape of a baby dinosaur, the mother's uterus then sends out flesh tendrils with invade the microscopic crystal formations of the piss crystal baby and implant meat within them, the piss crystal structure then dissolves into the baby meat but does not ever fully leave its system, this is why dinosaur pussy and foreskin smell

that video keeps getting taken down

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


my mom ruined jurassic park for me as a kid by explaining how the use a frog to bridge the dna gaps thing would never work, like while we were watching it in the theater.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005




gonna save this prompt for the dall-e movie creator ai.

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002




I always wondered why Nedry went through the Dilophasaur enclosure rather than just take the roads or whatever. Like, sure they don't seem too threatening but still, maybe route your escape through the non poison spitting herbivore paddock?

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

POGCHUMP !

#essereFerrari





kntfkr posted:

my mom ruined jurassic park for me as a kid by explaining how the use a frog to bridge the dna gaps thing would never work, like while we were watching it in the theater.

im sorry ur mums a nerd mate

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DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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The Walrus posted:

I always wondered why Nedry went through the Dilophasaur enclosure rather than just take the roads or whatever. Like, sure they don't seem too threatening but still, maybe route your escape through the non poison spitting herbivore paddock?

Nobody cares

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