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Buce
Dec 23, 2005



Hey guys, my plant is going crazy, what should I do? Please advise, tia.

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Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

I MISSED YOUR OLD AV BECAUSE IT WAS FIT SOOOOOOOO WELL.

YOU POST LIKE A DRUNK JORDAN PETERSON THAT LOOKS LIKE HE'S MELTING UNDER THE STRAIN OF ALL OF GBS TELLING HIM TO GET FUCKED.

IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL TO BE THIS BAD AT POSTING

FURTHERMORE I


It's going to strangle you in your sleep, OP. RIP

Buce
Dec 23, 2005



can I eat these?

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


smoke the green thing. eat the mushrooms

Buce
Dec 23, 2005



how do i pollinate these small flowers?

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

I MISSED YOUR OLD AV BECAUSE IT WAS FIT SOOOOOOOO WELL.

YOU POST LIKE A DRUNK JORDAN PETERSON THAT LOOKS LIKE HE'S MELTING UNDER THE STRAIN OF ALL OF GBS TELLING HIM TO GET FUCKED.

IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL TO BE THIS BAD AT POSTING

FURTHERMORE I


Buce posted:

how do i pollinate these small flowers?

Just drop your pants and jerk off on them, OP

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

An A+ Poster (:

Why do they call them plants they should call them grows :2bong:

Buce
Dec 23, 2005



Yaldabaoth posted:

Just drop your pants and jerk off on them, OP

I don't think you're a plant knower.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



Nooner posted:

Why do they call them plants they should call them grows :2bong:

Because u plant them

But they do the growing

I don't fkn know stop asking me

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



Plants are like "don't water me if it's humid" but also like "only water me when it's humid" like make up your drat mind plants do you want me to water your roots or your face which one is it

Nowher
Nov 29, 2019

pack your bags


It wants to be free

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Is there such a thing as too much weed

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



Colonel Cancer posted:

Is there such a thing as too much weed

yes and also no, specifically

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







Buce posted:

Hey guys, my plant is going crazy, what should I do? Please advise, tia.



Trim

Buce posted:

can I eat these?



Yes

Buce posted:

how do i pollinate these small flowers?



Rub them on cock until cum

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

But then you have to rub your pollen cock onto girl plants and that's how you get cooties

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY


Talk to them. The plants will tell you what they like. :)

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni


Scissors OP.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005




:(

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY


Also, in The Botany of Desire it is suggested that plants like certain kinds of music. Classical and, I think, mellow electronica being two faves.

Soulkys
Sep 7, 2008

The beast of Tanagra


plant 1) how old is it? If hre roots are against the edges of the pot it might be time for a new deluxe size pot. she might also be getting leggy in search of sunlight

plant 2 )potentially, give em a try. Only take a nibble, wait an hour and if you're still alive just follow ur instincts.

plant 33) I would intermittently release a (endemics) cloud of insects there is no crime for releasing clouds OP

Buce
Dec 23, 2005



I already play Vangelis' Blade Runner Blues on loop 24/7

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005




Hell Gem

Buce posted:

can I eat these?



You can eat anything once

Buce
Dec 23, 2005



Soulkys posted:

plant 1) how old is it? If hre roots are against the edges of the pot it might be time for a new deluxe size pot. she might also be getting leggy in search of sunlight

plant 2 )potentially, give em a try. Only take a nibble, wait an hour and if you're still alive just follow ur instincts.

plant 33) I would intermittently release a (endemics) cloud of insects there is no crime for releasing clouds OP

See, this is good advice.

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Buce
Dec 23, 2005



It's an asparagus fern btw

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