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Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



I don't even know. They call it duck sauce but what the gently caress is it? Liquified duck? Is it duck cum? Duck piss/poo poo (don't remember if ducks do both through the same hole like other birds)? If I put duck sauce on something that isn't duck, is it a crime? Can I take the duck sauce to a locale that doesn't have ducks and sell it at an extreme markup?

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

From ducks, by ducks, for ducks

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009



i dont' trust birds or bird "sauces" op.

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016



Yep there's a machine you put the duck in and it liquifies the duck

Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005



They meant to name it gently caress Sauce but their phones autocorrected it hth

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



Total Party Kill posted:

They meant to name it gently caress Sauce but their phones autocorrected it hth

JESUS CHRIST ANOTHER loving SUPPLY CHAIN INTERRUPTION

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008



Same question but for eel sauce.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



my cousins friends use plum sauce as a pejorative its hilarious

Buce
Dec 23, 2005



I think i'll order chinese food from grabhub because of this thread.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

An A+ Poster (:

its made out of like flavors mixed with liquids or something i think i made it in home ec once

Puke on Cops
May 21, 2007
Do you remember when Jawbreaker rocked the boat? I'm sure you do, and don't.

Just the feet, and then they throw away the rest of the duck

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.

Total Party Kill posted:

They meant to name it gently caress Sauce but their phones autocorrected it hth

and people call them "smart" phones

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.


It's Duct Sauce. It's like how some people think it's Duck Tape, not Duct Tape.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Fun fact, it takes over 500 ducks to make one 12oz bottle of duck sauce. It's an inefficient process, but this is the only thing keeping the duck population in check since we killed off all their natural predators that made their own primitive versions of duck sauce.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.



Puke on Cops posted:

Just the feet, and then they throw away the rest of the duck

Straight back into the pond. Itís fine, they can still fly and swim, right? They donít even really need to walk at all.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005



of all the animal sauces, fish sauce is the best.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Fish and tomato sauce are the only sauces that are made of the things they are called that I can think of right now.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni


It's actually a sauce for ducks OP. Humans stole their food, that is why they are always mad at you at the park.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Chilli sauce! :doh:

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005

2 fast 2 Hanwei Practical XL Katana Unveiling


Funky See Funky Do posted:

Fish and tomato sauce are the only sauces that are made of the things they are called that I can think of right now.

You've never had corgi sauce?

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019



On the east coast they call it duck gravy

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

veni veni veni posted:

You've never had corgi sauce?

No never.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018



Pillbug

Always wondered this re: dick sauce

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party


Made for ducks by ducks. They just call it "sauce."

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler

Pillbug

It's a sauce meant to compliment the flavor of duck, which is a lightweight linen or cotton canvas.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003



Grimey Drawer

Oyster sauce is the real muthafuckin deal y'all.

Dial A For Awesome
May 23, 2009


Puke on Cops posted:

Just the feet, and then they throw away the rest of the duck

This is not true. For example, leftover parts are often used as stationery. Thatís why, after youíve eaten in a restaurant, you ask for the bill.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Charles Bukowski posted:

Oyster sauce is the real muthafuckin deal y'all.

Thats another good one. Not a single oyster.

Turdo
Jun 15, 2012



Not the entire duck... they bring the bill later!

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004



Funky See Funky Do posted:

Thats another good one. Not a single oyster.

oyster sauce totally has oysters in it

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Wendigee posted:

oyster sauce totally has oysters in it

Oh my god :stare:

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003



Grimey Drawer

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Thats another good one. Not a single oyster.

It's oysters and broth reduced down into syrup, it's pretty legit. Add a dash to your cooking to add a nice salty umami flavour.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates

College Slice

Bark bark motherfucker

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019



i ate a ducks leg yesterday and i ate a whole little quail today and then parts of another bird a little later

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...



It's mostly made out of pickled plum, apricots, and sugar according to a little googling.

Dial A For Awesome
May 23, 2009


A popular condiment in Northern England is brown sauce. Is it really made from brown?

Korthal
May 26, 2011



I was told that "duck" was just the Cantonese word for plum, which is apparently not true and has ruined my trust in the person who told me this.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



mayo is the superior fry dip

Elman
Oct 26, 2009



You take the grossly overfed duck, make foie gras with its liver then liquify the rest.

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mudskipp
Jan 1, 2018

stop making sense


Dial A For Awesome posted:

A popular condiment in Northern England is brown sauce. Is it really made from brown?

And then is brown sauce made from the same brown as brown ale

Hmm

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