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I don't even know. They call it duck sauce but what the gently caress is it? Liquified duck? Is it duck cum? Duck piss/poo poo (don't remember if ducks do both through the same hole like other birds)? If I put duck sauce on something that isn't duck, is it a crime? Can I take the duck sauce to a locale that doesn't have ducks and sell it at an extreme markup?
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May 20, 2022 02:00
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From ducks, by ducks, for ducks
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May 20, 2022 02:07
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i dont' trust birds or bird "sauces" op.
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May 20, 2022 02:12
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Yep there's a machine you put the duck in and it liquifies the duck
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May 20, 2022 02:12
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They meant to name it gently caress Sauce but their phones autocorrected it hth
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May 20, 2022 02:13
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Total Party Kill posted:They meant to name it gently caress Sauce but their phones autocorrected it hth JESUS CHRIST ANOTHER loving SUPPLY CHAIN INTERRUPTION
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May 20, 2022 02:15
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Same question but for eel sauce.
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May 20, 2022 02:18
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my cousins friends use plum sauce as a pejorative its hilarious
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May 20, 2022 02:20
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I think i'll order chinese food from grabhub because of this thread.
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May 20, 2022 02:20
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its made out of like flavors mixed with liquids or something i think i made it in home ec once
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May 20, 2022 02:22
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Just the feet, and then they throw away the rest of the duck
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May 20, 2022 04:50
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Total Party Kill posted:They meant to name it gently caress Sauce but their phones autocorrected it hth and people call them "smart" phones
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May 20, 2022 05:36
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It's Duct Sauce. It's like how some people think it's Duck Tape, not Duct Tape.
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May 20, 2022 05:38
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Fun fact, it takes over 500 ducks to make one 12oz bottle of duck sauce. It's an inefficient process, but this is the only thing keeping the duck population in check since we killed off all their natural predators that made their own primitive versions of duck sauce.
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May 20, 2022 05:59
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Puke on Cops posted:Just the feet, and then they throw away the rest of the duck Straight back into the pond. It’s fine, they can still fly and swim, right? They don’t even really need to walk at all.
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May 20, 2022 06:03
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of all the animal sauces, fish sauce is the best.
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May 20, 2022 06:52
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Fish and tomato sauce are the only sauces that are made of the things they are called that I can think of right now.
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May 20, 2022 06:57
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It's actually a sauce for ducks OP. Humans stole their food, that is why they are always mad at you at the park.
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May 20, 2022 07:04
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Chilli sauce! 
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May 20, 2022 07:09
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Fish and tomato sauce are the only sauces that are made of the things they are called that I can think of right now. You've never had corgi sauce?
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May 20, 2022 07:59
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On the east coast they call it duck gravy
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May 20, 2022 08:21
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veni veni veni posted:You've never had corgi sauce? No never.
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May 20, 2022 08:22
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Always wondered this re: dick sauce
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May 20, 2022 09:25
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Made for ducks by ducks. They just call it "sauce."
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May 20, 2022 09:35
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It's a sauce meant to compliment the flavor of duck, which is a lightweight linen or cotton canvas.
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May 20, 2022 09:55
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Oyster sauce is the real muthafuckin deal y'all.
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May 20, 2022 09:56
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Puke on Cops posted:Just the feet, and then they throw away the rest of the duck This is not true. For example, leftover parts are often used as stationery. That’s why, after you’ve eaten in a restaurant, you ask for the bill.
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May 20, 2022 10:05
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Charles Bukowski posted:Oyster sauce is the real muthafuckin deal y'all. Thats another good one. Not a single oyster.
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May 20, 2022 10:10
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Not the entire duck... they bring the bill later!
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May 20, 2022 10:11
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Thats another good one. Not a single oyster. oyster sauce totally has oysters in it
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May 20, 2022 10:16
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Wendigee posted:oyster sauce totally has oysters in it Oh my god  
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May 20, 2022 10:21
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Thats another good one. Not a single oyster. It's oysters and broth reduced down into syrup, it's pretty legit. Add a dash to your cooking to add a nice salty umami flavour.
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May 20, 2022 10:22
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Bark bark motherfucker
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May 20, 2022 10:40
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i ate a ducks leg yesterday and i ate a whole little quail today and then parts of another bird a little later
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May 20, 2022 10:46
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It's mostly made out of pickled plum, apricots, and sugar according to a little googling.
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May 20, 2022 11:11
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A popular condiment in Northern England is brown sauce. Is it really made from brown?
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May 20, 2022 11:20
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I was told that "duck" was just the Cantonese word for plum, which is apparently not true and has ruined my trust in the person who told me this.
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May 20, 2022 16:24
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mayo is the superior fry dip
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May 20, 2022 16:39
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You take the grossly overfed duck, make foie gras with its liver then liquify the rest.
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Dial A For Awesome posted:A popular condiment in Northern England is brown sauce. Is it really made from brown? And then is brown sauce made from the same brown as brown ale Hmm
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