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smoobles
Sep 4, 2014



And his house got raided.

https://www.tmz.com/2022/05/20/red-power-ranger-arrested-charged-fraud-fbi-raid/

quote:

RED POWER RANGER
ACTOR AUSTIN ST. JOHN ARRESTED FOR COVID FRAUD
... Massive FBI Raid, Guns Drawn


Austin St. John, the actor who played the Red Power Ranger in the 90s TV series, has had his house raided by the feds and he's now under arrest in a massive federal criminal case.

One of St. John's neighbors tells TMZ ... approximately 15 FBI agents in tactical gear rolled up to St. John's home Thursday at 7 AM in Tahoe Suburbans in an upscale neighborhood in McKinney, Texas ... brandishing what looked like AR-15s as they approached his porch.

They entered the home and when they came out they had a plus 1 -- St. John in handcuffs.

Apparently there's a Power Ranger curse, and alot of the actors have gotten in trouble for assault, murder, etc. One of the original rangers died. The pink ranger did porn (which is cool)

Either way, I'm afraid Austin St. John can't "morph" his way out of this one. The Power Rangers are tough but the US Government is tougher, and they don't like being scammed.

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Buce
Dec 23, 2005



isnt he a massive rightwing chud too? or a born again evangelist? He's some kind of crazy is what i'm saying.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009



Fun Shoe

I can relate, having been convicted of PP fraud. let's just say the charges were vastly inflated.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

I MISSED YOUR OLD AV BECAUSE IT WAS FIT SOOOOOOOO WELL.

YOU POST LIKE A DRUNK JORDAN PETERSON THAT LOOKS LIKE HE'S MELTING UNDER THE STRAIN OF ALL OF GBS TELLING HIM TO GET FUCKED.

IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL TO BE THIS BAD AT POSTING

FURTHERMORE I


Meanwhile the green ranger turned into a raging fundie who gets upset if you remind him that yes, Jesus did tap out so he could die for our sins.

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014



Buce posted:

isnt he a massive rightwing chud too? or a born again evangelist? He's some kind of crazy is what i'm saying.

I think he is an NFT scam artist too. All of this adds up

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014



Oh yeah and one of the co-conspirators is the NFT business partner of Vic Mignogna, the anime voice actor rapist.

Dallas Texas is just a crime ring of D-list celebritites

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm



Leading the raid was Special Agent R. Repulsa

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




Was Zordon available for comment?

hotdog feet
Nov 3, 2005





didn't know the pink ranger did porn, thx op

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

At the end of 2018, a study was published by London Metropolitan University showing that certain bacteria, normally present only in intestinal tracts or feces, were found on McDonald's self-service screens.




By popular demand posted:

Was Zordon available for comment?

No but Alpha was. He only had this to say: "aye aye aye aye aye"

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.




guess he's about to morph into the Orange Ranger

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003

It's okay to watch child porn if you don't touch your dick, just raises awareness man.



By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




I'm not gonna check but I'll bet Bulk and Skull are still good people. I miss B&S.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







P-p-p-power fraud

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







Also good, I’m glad. Now let’s get the other million rich assholes who did this.

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014



Go go (to jail) Power Rangers!

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003




Pillbug

smoobles posted:

Oh yeah and one of the co-conspirators is the NFT business partner of Vic Mignogna, the anime voice actor rapist.

Dallas Texas is just a crime ring of D-list celebritites

Tim Kreider was right

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

An A+ Poster (:

raditts posted:

guess he's about to morph into the Orange Ranger

Ayy lmao

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel

STABASS posted:

I can relate, having been convicted of PP fraud. let's just say the charges were vastly inflated.

:frogon:

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words


The pink ranger apparently didn't do porn, according to this guy who's creepily obsessed enough to do the research http://templeofamyjo.blogspot.com/2011/03/did-amy-jo-johnson-do-porn-film.html

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008




Gravy Boat 2k

Didn't know he lived in McKinney. Should have visited him when I lived there. Ah well. No big loss.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates

College Slice

How very apppropppos of the times

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni


PP Fraud?

DeadMansSuspenders
Jan 10, 2012

I wanna be your left hand man



Anne Whateley posted:

The pink ranger apparently didn't do porn, according to this guy who's creepily obsessed enough to do the research http://templeofamyjo.blogspot.com/2011/03/did-amy-jo-johnson-do-porn-film.html

I can only imagine the number of internet arguments he has taken part in. I'm sure the frame by frame analysis was purely for research purposes.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

Konnichiwa, darin!

Sounds like they went through a lot of trouble to investigate this guy. Don't know why they bothered. You could just blanket arrest every direct recipient of PPP money in the country for fraud and barely have a false positive to speak of.

Fraud was the purpose of the program.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



Martin Shkreli is gonna be the new Red Ranger.

latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!




Anne Whateley posted:

The pink ranger apparently didn't do porn, according to this guy who's creepily obsessed enough to do the research http://templeofamyjo.blogspot.com/2011/03/did-amy-jo-johnson-do-porn-film.html

Could have at least waited a night before you crushed me with this. Never gone from excitement to grief so quickly.

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words


I googled because I too was a 11-year-old with a crush

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Jfc the guy who runs that site must be such a creep

hotdog feet
Nov 3, 2005





lol "j-o johnson"

Vakal
May 11, 2008


Amy Jo Jo has had a pretty decent career. She was on that Flashpoint show as a SWAT sniper for years.

MH Knights
Aug 4, 2007



Vakal posted:

Amy Jo Jo has had a pretty decent career. She was on that Flashpoint show as a SWAT sniper for years.

She was also on Felicity and had a musical career. Wasn't one of the Red Rangers a male stripper? Not a Chippendale but maybe a Thunder from Down Under or something? I thought it was Wild Force but nope, that was the Red Ranger who killed his roommate.

je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015


Not really a "curse" when 2-3 of the 70 Power Rangers have died or been arrested over the span of like 27 years.

And why would they send a heavily-armed SWAT team to a white guy's house over a fraud case?

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010



don't forget when the green ranger drowned filming the scene in the swamp of sadness

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010


je1 healthcare posted:

Not really a "curse" when 2-3 of the 70 Power Rangers have died or been arrested over the span of like 27 years.

And why would they send a heavily-armed SWAT team to a white guy's house over a fraud case?

Because he's a power ranger and dangerous duh.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019






drat, the one guy to actually get busted for PPP fraud and it turned out to be a power ranger

what a life

Turdo
Jun 15, 2012



By popular demand posted:

I'm not gonna check but I'll bet Bulk and Skull are still good people. I miss B&S.

I saw them at a convention a decade or so ago. They seemed like they were having a good time and looked like they were going to a rockabilly show.

Red Ranger didn't get creative enough with his grift, unlike Green Ranger who teaches Karate for Jesus.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


Bad Purchase posted:

drat, the one guy to actually get busted for PPP fraud and it turned out to be a power ranger

what a life

would never have happened to the white power ranger

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003




Pillbug

syntaxfunction posted:

Because he's a power ranger and dangerous duh.

Dude screams “it’s morphin’ time” and the cops all poo poo themselves for the complete rear end-beating they’re about to receive.

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Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!


God I hope the irl Power Ranger porn was nothing like the fanfictiin Agony in Pink

I always liked the megazord

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