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Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



its in my house Nd its mysterious and also unknown!!!

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Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."



Hell Gem

If you are scared by it, I will take it off your hands.

No really, give it to me.

:3:

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016


tshi why america should have guns to kill

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!


I want a kitty so bad but I'm worried it will stress out the pigs.

Gonna get a senior one from the shelter someday. Just an old lazy gently caress who wants to steal my blankies.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009



How many nipples do it have? It's an important part of identification.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.







Donít feed it after midnight.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



It killed a baby

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000



satanic splash-back posted:

How many nipples do it have? It's an important part of identification.

A few months ago my aunt found some bumps on her cat's stomach. Being concerned she brought him to the vet where she told her of the concerning lumps. The vet felt around on the cat's belly and then brought my aunt close to keep her speech quiet. She said "those are his nipples.". She was embarrassed considering she's a nurse.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004



im allergic to cats and getting worse as i get older. I have 2 9 year old brothers that are healthy and my god if they just don't try to kill me every day by insisting that i let them sit on my lap whenever im not standing up and rubbing all over me and purring and never leaving me alone. truly a nightmare

also their giant... their not fat but like 14 lbs... just huge boys. Please... take them

Wendigee fucked around with this message at 06:10 on May 21, 2022

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005




it could be a skunk ape.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Problematic Poster*~

Fun Shoe

kitteh

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!


Why leopard print pants/cast on stripped crypid? Threw off it's whole fashion sense.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004



Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004



that's 18 inches of top grade long haired black cat right there that just wants someone to pet and love him for about 12 hours a day.

his idiot brother is in the background and this is maybe the 2 hours a day he IS NOT on my lap and he's short haired but probably sheds even more than the long hair brother.


Basically I'm constantly covered in white and black cat hair of varying lengths and it never stops. The dryer can only kind of handle it and leaves some hair on t-shirts

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀



Dude I had one of those too





Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004



SulfurMonoxideCute posted:

Dude I had one of those too

That's a good boi right there. I can tell. You're probably giving him an amazing scalp/back massage and pulling all that loose skin around.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005



I'm super allergic to cats even though my family owned cats for years. it sucked, in case you're wondering, op.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003



Grimey Drawer

Common brushtail possum.

TK8325
Sep 22, 2014



Tarkus posted:

A few months ago my aunt found some bumps on her cat's stomach. Being concerned she brought him to the vet where she told her of the concerning lumps. The vet felt around on the cat's belly and then brought my aunt close to keep her speech quiet. She said "those are his nipples.". She was embarrassed considering she's a nurse.

When my mom got her dog he would red rocket before he was neutered and she thought he had a hernia.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009


Tarkus posted:

A few months ago my aunt found some bumps on her cat's stomach. Being concerned she brought him to the vet where she told her of the concerning lumps. The vet felt around on the cat's belly and then brought my aunt close to keep her speech quiet. She said "those are his nipples.". She was embarrassed considering she's a nurse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiet836y-6w

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.




this guy showed up at my house the other day looking for work

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003



Sid Vicious posted:

its in my house Nd its mysterious and also unknown!!!

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY



holy poo poo its the fuckin rake

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

It's slender boy

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.




My cats name is Killer Mike

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.








Thatís a big fuckin cat!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.








Vicar Amelia going door to door now?

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."



Hell Gem

Smugworth posted:

My cats name is Killer Mike

Because he is good atÖ recording sounds?

Ez8
Aug 5, 2004


Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,
An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature;
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.




That's so loving weird, man. I also had a close encounter yesterday:



I blame caves.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



Das Boo posted:

That's so loving weird, man. I also had a close encounter yesterday:



I blame caves.

Why did the dog kill that child

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.




Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Why did the dog kill that child

Because I ran faster.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

I MISSED YOUR OLD AV BECAUSE IT WAS FIT SOOOOOOOO WELL.

YOU POST LIKE A DRUNK JORDAN PETERSON THAT LOOKS LIKE HE'S MELTING UNDER THE STRAIN OF ALL OF GBS TELLING HIM TO GET FUCKED.

IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL TO BE THIS BAD AT POSTING

FURTHERMORE I


BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Vicar Amelia going door to door now?

Would totally let her in to hear the word of whatever god she worships.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005





I think that's a guy in a suit.

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine


Treecko posted:

I want a kitty so bad but I'm worried it will stress out the pigs.

Gonna get a senior one from the shelter someday. Just an old lazy gently caress who wants to steal my blankies.

You won't be disappointed. Old cats rock.

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond



Sid Vicious posted:

its in my house Nd its mysterious and also unknown!!!



feed it a drat taco

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

cats are known to trend toward pyromania so be careful sid

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

like I've seen cats straight up cast fireball before

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



Luvcow posted:

cats are known to trend toward pyromania so be careful sid

No they prefer to kill children and eat the bodies of babies

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003



Murdstone posted:

I think that's a guy in a suit.

it is eris the borzoi

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