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Sid Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

its in my house Nd its mysterious and also unknown!!!

# ? May 21, 2022 05:35

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# ? Jul 1, 2022 17:00

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."; Hell Gem

If you are scared by it, I will take it off your hands.

No really, give it to me.

:3:

# ? May 21, 2022 05:39

MAYO FETISH: Feb 15, 2016

tshi why america should have guns to kill

# ? May 21, 2022 05:40

Treecko: Apr 23, 2008; The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!

I want a kitty so bad but I'm worried it will stress out the pigs.

Gonna get a senior one from the shelter someday. Just an old lazy gently caress who wants to steal my blankies.

# ? May 21, 2022 05:51

satanic splash-back: Jan 28, 2009

How many nipples do it have? It's an important part of identification.

# ? May 21, 2022 05:53

Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.

Don�t feed it after midnight.

# ? May 21, 2022 06:01

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

It killed a baby

# ? May 21, 2022 06:03

Tarkus: Aug 27, 2000

satanic splash-back posted:

How many nipples do it have? It's an important part of identification.

A few months ago my aunt found some bumps on her cat's stomach. Being concerned she brought him to the vet where she told her of the concerning lumps. The vet felt around on the cat's belly and then brought my aunt close to keep her speech quiet. She said "those are his nipples.". She was embarrassed considering she's a nurse.

# ? May 21, 2022 06:04

Wendigee: Jul 19, 2004

im allergic to cats and getting worse as i get older. I have 2 9 year old brothers that are healthy and my god if they just don't try to kill me every day by insisting that i let them sit on my lap whenever im not standing up and rubbing all over me and purring and never leaving me alone. truly a nightmare

also their giant... their not fat but like 14 lbs... just huge boys. Please... take them

Wendigee fucked around with this message at 06:10 on May 21, 2022

# ? May 21, 2022 06:07

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

it could be a skunk ape.

# ? May 21, 2022 06:10

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; ~*Problematic Poster*~; Fun Shoe

kitteh

# ? May 21, 2022 06:14

Treecko: Apr 23, 2008; The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!

Why leopard print pants/cast on stripped crypid? Threw off it's whole fashion sense.

# ? May 21, 2022 06:16

Wendigee: Jul 19, 2004

# ? May 21, 2022 06:20

Wendigee: Jul 19, 2004

that's 18 inches of top grade long haired black cat right there that just wants someone to pet and love him for about 12 hours a day.

his idiot brother is in the background and this is maybe the 2 hours a day he IS NOT on my lap and he's short haired but probably sheds even more than the long hair brother.

Basically I'm constantly covered in white and black cat hair of varying lengths and it never stops. The dryer can only kind of handle it and leaves some hair on t-shirts

# ? May 21, 2022 06:22

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Dude I had one of those too

# ? May 21, 2022 06:23

Wendigee: Jul 19, 2004

SulfurMonoxideCute posted:

Dude I had one of those too

That's a good boi right there. I can tell. You're probably giving him an amazing scalp/back massage and pulling all that loose skin around.

# ? May 21, 2022 06:25

Buce: Dec 23, 2005

I'm super allergic to cats even though my family owned cats for years. it sucked, in case you're wondering, op.

# ? May 21, 2022 06:51

Charles Bukowski: Aug 26, 2003; Grimey Drawer

Common brushtail possum.

# ? May 21, 2022 07:00

TK8325: Sep 22, 2014

Tarkus posted:

A few months ago my aunt found some bumps on her cat's stomach. Being concerned she brought him to the vet where she told her of the concerning lumps. The vet felt around on the cat's belly and then brought my aunt close to keep her speech quiet. She said "those are his nipples.". She was embarrassed considering she's a nurse.

When my mom got her dog he would red rocket before he was neutered and she thought he had a hernia.

# ? May 21, 2022 08:31

Blurry Gray Thing: Jun 3, 2009

Tarkus posted:

A few months ago my aunt found some bumps on her cat's stomach. Being concerned she brought him to the vet where she told her of the concerning lumps. The vet felt around on the cat's belly and then brought my aunt close to keep her speech quiet. She said "those are his nipples.". She was embarrassed considering she's a nurse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiet836y-6w

# ? May 21, 2022 10:08

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

this guy showed up at my house the other day looking for work

# ? May 21, 2022 10:15

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

Sid Vicious posted:

its in my house Nd its mysterious and also unknown!!!

# ? May 21, 2022 10:30

phasmid: Jan 16, 2015; Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

holy poo poo its the fuckin rake

# ? May 21, 2022 10:31

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

It's slender boy

# ? May 21, 2022 11:12

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003; Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.

My cats name is Killer Mike

# ? May 21, 2022 11:25

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.

Wendigee posted:

That�s a big fuckin cat!

# ? May 21, 2022 12:23

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

Vicar Amelia going door to door now?

# ? May 21, 2022 12:24

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."; Hell Gem

Smugworth posted:

My cats name is Killer Mike

Because he is good at� recording sounds?

# ? May 21, 2022 12:24

Ez8: Aug 5, 2004

Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,
An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature;
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.

# ? May 21, 2022 12:27

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.

That's so loving weird, man. I also had a close encounter yesterday:

I blame caves.

# ? May 21, 2022 13:03

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

Das Boo posted:

That's so loving weird, man. I also had a close encounter yesterday:

I blame caves.

Why did the dog kill that child

# ? May 21, 2022 13:03

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Why did the dog kill that child

Because I ran faster.

# ? May 21, 2022 13:08

Yaldabaoth: Oct 9, 2012; I MISSED YOUR OLD AV BECAUSE IT WAS FIT SOOOOOOOO WELL.

YOU POST LIKE A DRUNK JORDAN PETERSON THAT LOOKS LIKE HE'S MELTING UNDER THE STRAIN OF ALL OF GBS TELLING HIM TO GET FUCKED.

IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL TO BE THIS BAD AT POSTING

FURTHERMORE I

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Vicar Amelia going door to door now?

Would totally let her in to hear the word of whatever god she worships.

# ? May 21, 2022 13:36

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005

I think that's a guy in a suit.

# ? May 21, 2022 13:37

Yvershek: Nov 15, 2000; and there are no
diamonds in the
mine

Treecko posted:

I want a kitty so bad but I'm worried it will stress out the pigs.

Gonna get a senior one from the shelter someday. Just an old lazy gently caress who wants to steal my blankies.

You won't be disappointed. Old cats rock.

# ? May 21, 2022 14:05