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Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011


Chapter one:

I wouldn't say I was a Bad Boy.

So here we are

The Nevada Desert. Now, I wouldnt call mysekf a Bad Boy, but there was a pretty Bad reasin I was out here. And I'm a Boy.

Chapter 2 will be on Patreon when I work it out

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005



Fun Shoe

Really really General Bullshit

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002


Pillbug

Whatcha gonna do?

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011


Alucard posted:

Whatcha gonna do?

About half a paragraph about how I am holding a gun.

Nuts and Gum
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49


drat its about to get real good

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.




There are no bad Billy Ray Blowjobs, only bad owners

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Big Bitch Crybaby!
Ask me about my repulsive insecurity and constant whining!


Is this the story that ends up with that roving biker gang abducting you and wouldn't let you go until you let every last one of them suck you off in their trailer park hide out in the desert because that's a good one. Lot's of character development in there.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



Kok

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011


Big Beef City posted:

Is this the story that ends up with that roving biker gang abducting you and wouldn't let you go until you let every last one of them suck you off in their trailer park hide out in the desert because that's a good one. Lot's of character development in there.

Youre confusiong my holiday to Laos, thats available to all on my LinkedIn, with my Biographical short stories, Also, the Plain of Jars is NOT a desert.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



Real Bad Boys wear assless chaps keep this in mind so your story can be accurate

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Problematic Poster*~

Fun Shoe

airport bathroom poo poo

dont flush. leave it for the next person :hai:

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003

It's okay to watch child porn if you don't touch your dick, just raises awareness man.



Did you really set 2Pac up to get shot in that elevator?

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005




i camt read can someone tell me what it says

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019






i think it's a lot cooler to be a good boy

mudskipp
Jan 1, 2018

stop making sense


I get the monetisation stuff on patreon needs to happen but I think it would've been nice to include the contents page still


Bad boy, bad book, badabok

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Cry "Havoc!" and let slip the dogs of meh

Please quarantine Greg to the MAGA chud zoo thread with that other guy

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

An A+ Poster (:

OP is actually a lil angel <3 (:

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010



You can be my Bad Boy
But understand
That you don't need to
Make a thread again

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

That's it he finally done it and grown up to become a bad man

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side


find boogaloo

First of May
May 1, 2017
🎵 Bring your favorite lady, or at least your favorite lay! 🎵



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfxcaJk4OK0

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

I MISSED YOUR OLD AV BECAUSE IT WAS FIT SOOOOOOOO WELL.

YOU POST LIKE A DRUNK JORDAN PETERSON THAT LOOKS LIKE HE'S MELTING UNDER THE STRAIN OF ALL OF GBS TELLING HIM TO GET FUCKED.

IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL TO BE THIS BAD AT POSTING

FURTHERMORE I


I'd rather be a bad dude, they can fight dragon ninjas and poo poo.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

An A+ Poster (:

I have a bong that says BADBOI on it, it is cool i use it for smoking drugs

Nuts and Gum
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49


Nooner posted:

I have a bong that says BADBOI on it, it is cool i use it for smoking drugs

gonna need a pic

of you drinkin that dank bong juice

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019



Hey are U going to Sing???
Ya, but it's not a Song.
It's My Life.

It's My Life what ever I wanna Do.
It's My Life where ever I wanna Go...
It's My Life whom I wanna Love Ooooooo... Oooo... ooooo...
It's My Life what ever I wanna Talk.
It's My Life where ever I wanna Walk...
It's My Life whom I wanna Leave Ooooooo... Oooo... ooooo...

If U live like that do U know what people think about U???.

People think that I am some what mental...
They don't know I am very sentimental.
A friend of mine said I am a Waste Fellow.
He don't know the taste of this fellow...
Ooooooo.ooo.oo.oo.
My teacher scolds me that I neglect Education...
She don't know I collect Real education...
My neighbour thinks that I am wasting my time...
He don't know that he is wasting his time...
My mother sees me and she always bother...
My father trusts me and treats like his father...

Hey.hey.hey...
What the hell do U think of yourself???...

I always search Good in Bad...
I also search Bad in Good...
So.ooooooooo...
I am a Very Good Bad Boy...
I am a Very Good Bad Boy...
I am a Very Good... Bad... Boyy...
I am a Day Dreamer...
I am a Night Worker...
I am a Risk Taker...
I am a Self Blamer...
I am a Brain Eater...
I am a Heart Stealer...
I am a Mind Reader...
I am a Truth Finder...
I am a Smart Cheater...
I am a Pain Killer...
I am a Good Teacher...
I am a Perfect Learner...
I am a Back Bencher...
I am a New Sencer...
I am a Kids Lover...
I am a Soul Builder...
I am very Anger...
I know it's very Danger...
I am My Life driver...
I am a routine changer...
I am a Rules Breaker...
I start a New Chapter...

Ok.ok.ok...
So.what do U wanna convey Everyone???...

Just leave every One... Believe only One...
If U don't like any One... live alOne...
Just leave every One... Believe only One...
If U don't like any One... live alOne...
Naan.na.na.naa...
Na.nnaa... na.na.naa.
Nannaa... nnaa. nanana.
Naan... na.na...
Ooooo... ooooo.
Oooo... ooooo... ooo.
Laa... lla... la... laa.
Lallaa.la.la.laa
Lallaa.lla... lalalaa.
Laa.lla... laaa...

Don't believe me...
I am True Lier...

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Cry "Havoc!" and let slip the dogs of meh

Lol how is this not gassed?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

The mods are too afraid to touch him..

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni


Bad boys bad boys...

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix


Do you think a plant has the ability to be a Bad Boy?

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

I MISSED YOUR OLD AV BECAUSE IT WAS FIT SOOOOOOOO WELL.

YOU POST LIKE A DRUNK JORDAN PETERSON THAT LOOKS LIKE HE'S MELTING UNDER THE STRAIN OF ALL OF GBS TELLING HIM TO GET FUCKED.

IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL TO BE THIS BAD AT POSTING

FURTHERMORE I


neato burrito posted:

Do you think a plant has the ability to be a Bad Boy?

Carnivorous plants are the bad boys of the plant kingdom.

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


pfff "my time" everybody knows it's Bad Boys 4 Life

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.



:gas:

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches

I USED to be a piece of poo poo

Clockwerk
Apr 6, 2005




Is this bad boy single?

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave


Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



noooooobody

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)



Wow, OP, you one scary mofo

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Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019





Jonbon jovie

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