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Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



Listen here, and listen good Vlad. You dumb son of a bitch. Yeah, your mom is a loving bitch, I said it.

You short, bald, twitchy motherfucker. This is it. You've got 24 hours until the Navy SEAL copypasta reads like a loving children's book.

You, Vladimir Putin, son of Vladimir (your disgustingly disfigured dick of a father) and Maria (your unholy bitch of a mother), you've got 24 hours. No more.

UNLESS

You loving register an account on the somethingawful.com forums and post your loving dick, ballsack, taint and rear end right here on the god damned internet.

The curtain will be lifted and you. will. post. balls.

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Wtf is this poo poo lol

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



Colonel Cancer posted:

Wtf is this poo poo lol

just applying some international pressure you know

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



i think this might not be that funny. i'm pretty sure, anyways.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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You thinkin completely shaved, OP? Or a well kept pube trim

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



Hell Yeah posted:

i think this might not be that funny. i'm pretty sure, anyways.

This is complex international geopolitics it isn't SUPPOSED to be funny.

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

You thinkin completely shaved, OP? Or a well kept pube trim

I haven't put much thought into it (obviously, I started this thread) but the fact that he HAS NOT posted dilz tells me there's something hosed up going on.

Chief McHeath fucked around with this message at 01:58 on May 22, 2022

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Oh, some caveman poo poo

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001

STILL NOT FIT





Nap Ghost

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

POGCHUMP !

#essereFerrari





this is like when people post "gently caress putin" in a comment section on reddit as if they're being very brave and taking a stand

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni


Vlad the Impaler OP?

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Vlad the Impaler OP?

i think his balls got posted

unfortunately after he posted many other balls

Fray
Oct 22, 2010



Colonel Cancer posted:

Wtf is this poo poo lol

Sanctions

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009



not your best work op. good candidate thread for a mod challenge tho imo

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

Ask me about women's ~Science~




Chief McHeath posted:

i think his balls got posted

unfortunately after he posted many other balls

This pun is the only reason this thread hasn't been gassed







Yet

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



KitConstantine posted:

This pun is the only reason this thread hasn't been gassed







Yet

Post vlads balls then, playa

KC doing Vlads work dang

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)



http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04112002

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.







Itís customary for the person doing the callout to post their dick and balls first.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003



Grimey Drawer

Wayne Gretzky post balls

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013

HAIL SATAN



Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003



Grimey Drawer

Charles Bukowski fucked around with this message at 06:58 on May 22, 2022

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019






vladimir's balls

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~



Grimey Drawer

Pretty sure he doesn't have ten dollars

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014






Lipstick Apathy

Vlad the Inhaler (of dick )

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

Ask me about women's ~Science~




Icochet posted:

Pretty sure he doesn't have ten dollars

That's a good point. If SA accepted Putin's money would they technically be in violation of sanctions? Are you trying to get Jeff an interview with INTERPOL OP?

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003



Grimey Drawer

Rubles sound cooler than dollars.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008



Charles Bukowski posted:

Rubles sound cooler than dollars.

gently caress the Euro for putting down the drachma.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003



Grimey Drawer

That's totally the name of like an enemy nation or emperor in a fantasy game, I know it.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







Vladís not Putin his balls in this thread

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



I hosed ball

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