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Karol-Man
May 14, 2022

yeah, sex is cool. But have you heard of garlic bread


Top ten yaoi penises.
Now I have your attention you filthy moral-person. I wanted to rant about smart cars.

If you do not know what a smart car is itís a small car with 2 doors, that only teenagers and lesbians use.
I would rather get a fiat 500, (not showing pictures because you can search it up yourself, lazy gently caress).
Or preferably, kill myself. Anyways, smart cars can go up to 80mph, which is pitiful for cars nowadays. Iím not joking, a Toyota aygo (I-go) goes up to 98 mph, and Toyotas can be rubbish.

Secondly, the design,
Iíve never liked the design because it looks like millennialís who designed this during a coffee break, itís literally a rubbish design.
Why is a door handle near the window, why is it grey when itís a brown car? Why buy this lovely-rear end car?
I donít know either. Also why is the bumper flatter than your girlfriends rear end - assuming that you have a girlfriend, whine about it losers, and the homosexuals. Seriously, I would never ever be in a car like this.

Thirdly,
The people who drive it, A, itís either your first car, B, If itís not, then you are mentally unstable (I would use a harsher word, yeah, I know Iím bad). A mate of mine got his first car, it was a smart car. I would rather ride in that yellow pussywagon, (yknow, inbetweeners, gently caress you america for not knowing what that tv show is). And on my last note


I have to give the smart car some credit though,
If you have a wife or girlfriend, if you donít want children, this is probably the car for you, plus. You probably have a tattoo.
Its good for the environment, (even though it sucks dick). And secondly.
Itís dirt cheap, cheap as chips, (French fries, again, gently caress you America, for butchering our language).

Alright, what do you think, Iíve tried to make this as high quality as possible.

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Karol-Man
May 14, 2022

yeah, sex is cool. But have you heard of garlic bread


That was a bit mean, this is what a fiat 500 looks like

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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.


I gave road head in a smart car. The car was very small and her penis was gigantic.

Karol-Man
May 14, 2022

yeah, sex is cool. But have you heard of garlic bread


Bloodfart McCoy posted:

I gave road head in a smart car. The car was very small and her penis was gigantic.

The smart car is rubbish for sex, I broke my penis trying to gently caress a can.

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Karol-Man
May 14, 2022

yeah, sex is cool. But have you heard of garlic bread


Another point, it canít handle groceries.

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STABASS
Apr 18, 2009



Fun Shoe

smart car, stupid driver! :xd:

Karol-Man
May 14, 2022

yeah, sex is cool. But have you heard of garlic bread


STABASS posted:

smart car, stupid driver! :xd:

That was a good one.

Mega64
May 23, 2008



You're not supposed to just gently caress the exhaust pipe, especially when it's hot. You're supposed to ejaculate into the tail pipe, it's safer that way and much dumber.

Karol-Man
May 14, 2022

yeah, sex is cool. But have you heard of garlic bread


Mega64 posted:

You're not supposed to just gently caress the exhaust pipe, especially when it's hot. You're supposed to ejaculate into the tail pipe, it's safer that way and much dumber.

Thatís not how it goes, I hope you get hepatitis C, for car. Thatís not how you do it.

(I donít want you to get hepatitis c, sorry.)

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:



Small cars >>>> big cars

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

POGCHUMP !

#essereFerrari





wouldn't choose one myself but I can't say I've ever really given them a second thought OP

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni


If they are so smart, why are they so loving small?

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)



Karol-Man posted:

Top ten yaoi penises.
... Also why is the bumper flatter than your girlfriends rear end - assuming that you have a girlfriend, whine about it losers, and the homosexuals.

Somehow I don't think "the homosexuals"... at least the male ones... will be whining about not having girlfriends, OP.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni


STABASS posted:

smart car, stupid driver! :xd:

What smart car do you drive? :lol:

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009



I've only driven a rental ForFour of this gen I think



Other than being a bit slow and unstable on the highway, it was pretty unremarkable for a small car. Well that and it looked out of place when I showed up for my meeting and my colleagues had Mercedes and Porsches lol.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

POGCHUMP !

#essereFerrari





Dunno why you're talking poo poo on the fiat 500 though OP, my dad used to own one and I drove it a few times, they're great fun and perfect if you live in a city like he does. Haven't driven one but I imagine the Abarth version is a real fun time also.

If it's because it's a "girl car" then I'm afraid I have bad news about what year it is.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Big Bitch Crybaby!
Ask me about my repulsive insecurity and constant whining!


You sound dumb as hell op

Extra row of tits
Oct 31, 2020


Hey heís managed to avoid getting a probe for a good 3 days, heís getting better.

Peggy Edson
Oct 15, 2004



Didn't read

MettleRamiel
Jun 29, 2005


I drove my smart car from BC to Sacramento. Drove it for years at home and no one batted an eye at it. The second I crossed the border someone leaned out of his truck and called me a fag.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Big Bitch Crybaby!
Ask me about my repulsive insecurity and constant whining!


MettleRamiel posted:

I drove my smart car from BC to Sacramento. Drove it for years at home and no one batted an eye at it. The second I crossed the border someone leaned out of his truck and called me a fag.

Are you gay?

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005




im a lesbian and i drive a geo tracer.

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow!





smart cars are cool gently caress u op

StdNormDist
May 2, 2010


My sister has one of the smart car knockoffs which is probably just as good as a smart car but cost less than 10 grand for a good used one
She's a smart lady and I fit in the passenger seat even though I'm an overtall gnagly lummox so it's a win imo

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008



MettleRamiel posted:

I drove my smart car from BC to Sacramento. Drove it for years at home and no one batted an eye at it. The second I crossed the border someone leaned out of his truck and called me a fag.

That wasnít the usual procedure. Normally four American dudes will push your Smart car onto its side and then call you a homophobic slur.

naem
May 29, 2011



Panic! At The Tesco posted:

Dunno why you're talking poo poo on the fiat 500 though OP, my dad used to own one and I drove it a few times, they're great fun and perfect if you live in a city like he does. Haven't driven one but I imagine the Abarth version is a real fun time also.

If it's because it's a "girl car" then I'm afraid I have bad news about what year it is.

I test drove an abarth it was stupid fun

MettleRamiel
Jun 29, 2005


Szyznyk posted:

That wasn’t the usual procedure. Normally four American dudes will push your Smart car onto its side and then call you a homophobic slur.

You Americans have such quaint customs

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Big Bitch Crybaby!
Ask me about my repulsive insecurity and constant whining!


MettleRamiel posted:

You Americans have such quaint customs

You're just canadian and really really hung up on it.

precision
May 7, 2006

hug your posting pals


you know FORD stands for Fix It Again Tony

Zeluth
May 12, 2001



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Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

I MISSED YOUR OLD AV BECAUSE IT WAS FIT SOOOOOOOO WELL.

YOU POST LIKE A DRUNK JORDAN PETERSON THAT LOOKS LIKE HE'S MELTING UNDER THE STRAIN OF ALL OF GBS TELLING HIM TO GET FUCKED.

IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL TO BE THIS BAD AT POSTING

FURTHERMORE I


I have my own complaint about electric cars. Instead of just making a normal car with an electric motor, a lot of car companies play up the "THIS RUNS ON ELECTRICITY" aesthetic by filling it up with touch screens, internet wi-fi, and other electronic gimmicks. Just give me a corolla that runs on voltage instead of gas and that's good enough for me.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Problematic Poster*~

Fun Shoe

lol if your car doesnt have a giant V8 engine

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009



Yaldabaoth posted:

I have my own complaint about electric cars. Instead of just making a normal car with an electric motor, a lot of car companies play up the "THIS RUNS ON ELECTRICITY" aesthetic by filling it up with touch screens, internet wi-fi, and other electronic gimmicks. Just give me a corolla that runs on voltage instead of gas and that's good enough for me.

yeah this is the future of cars imo. a regular car except electric. call me when toyota and honda are making bargain bin electric econoboxes that i can gut and plug into my laptop to run the electric motors at triple their rated output

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009



also not american but didn't get any of the (presumably british???) references

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Problematic Poster*~

Fun Shoe

but for reals i will probably get an electric car for my next personal transportation machine

StdNormDist
May 2, 2010


hot cocoa on the couch posted:

yeah this is the future of cars imo. a regular car except electric. call me when toyota and honda are making bargain bin electric econoboxes that i can gut and plug into my laptop to run the electric motors at triple their rated output

Rich people can have electric cars that spontaneously combust, we should be able to own one too

(I'm talking about Teslas)

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!


I always wanted a little clown car because I'm a garbage parker and those things can fit anywhere

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~



Grimey Drawer

Two electric scooters, a pallet, a tent and some glue

Zeluth
May 12, 2001



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vzee0kNDBR8

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zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos


I want an electric mustang so I can fill my cooler frunk with shrimp cocktail and deliver it around the hood.

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