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Mega64
May 23, 2008



I decided to build a barn to hang out with my bros, and right now it's pretty empty. I'm gonna fill it with usual Bro poo poo like a pool table, a jack shack, a RetroPi emulation machine to play Bubble Bobble on, but I'm blanking on how to decorate it. If anyone has some good decor, post it here and I may even name the jack shack after you!

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Mega64
May 23, 2008



You think this would make a good inspirational quote to inspire my bros?

"Men need just three things in life: Beer, Buds, and a Bro Barn, a barn you build so you have a place to hang out with all your bros. And, well, I'm all out of beer and buds."

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

I MISSED YOUR OLD AV BECAUSE IT WAS FIT SOOOOOOOO WELL.

YOU POST LIKE A DRUNK JORDAN PETERSON THAT LOOKS LIKE HE'S MELTING UNDER THE STRAIN OF ALL OF GBS TELLING HIM TO GET FUCKED.

IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL TO BE THIS BAD AT POSTING

FURTHERMORE I


Cover the walls with posters of shirtless cowboys to properly set the mood for any bro activities in a barn.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

An A+ Poster (:

Live laugh love

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993




Sounds like you need some Mantiques

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Big Bitch Crybaby!
Ask me about my repulsive insecurity and constant whining!


:nws::nws:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Gotta have a slurp ramp

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008



Hobby Lobby has an entire section thatís nothing but fake guns, animal horns, and Camaro signs. Go to town.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

An A+ Poster (:

Get one of those soda machines like they jave at five guys that lets you make all the fancy sodas like grape cola or strawberry rootbeer

Zeluth
May 12, 2001



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LbkTvBzQPw

Guy who made the Simpsons theme.

Ambassadorofsodomy
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!


Rather than get Camaro signs, is there room enough for a car in there? Cause if there is, you need to buy an old car. It HAS TO BE AMERICAN, REAR WHEEL DRIVE V8 and preferably not made after like 1990. It can otherwise be anything, fox body mustang, camaro, transam, monte carlo, elcamino, 75 charger etc the biiger the pile of poo poo the better, put that bitch up on blocks. CINDER BLOCKS, stolen from a construction site. They also have to be used the wrong way.

Then you just leave your car there to rust. Talking to your bros about how "your gonna fix it up one day but I just need the time, like totally as soon as aidan, and kaiden, and jaiden and braeden and laidin and gaydin and jaylynn and maylinn and braelinn and kaelen finish highschool, and then Destiny either goes back to work after the kids are finished highschool, or she finally starts making more money selling her Scentsy and Pampered Chef products I'll totally have the time, gonna put a big block in it too".

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)



Goatse wallpaper.

bossy lady
Jul 5, 2006



A 5800 dollar fender custom shop stratocaster that you can't play

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009



Fun Shoe

I know the gloryhole is a given, but if you're interested in some novel designs I could shoot over a few blueprints I have drawn up

Buce
Dec 23, 2005



Youíll want to have some decor for the ladies who accidentally enter your boybarn, too.

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010


whats a jack shack i'm afraid to google it

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

W E L C O M E T O M Y C U S T O M T I T L E ! ! !



Plaster Town Cop

beer mirror

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine


Go with a theme of shirtless men flexing. Will let your bros know they have come to the right place.

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic



nflshop.com op, pick a team and merch up

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler

Pillbug

For that real Hemingway touch, get a shotgun and just do what comes naturally.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018



Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



giant televisions that only get football and gay porn.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



a huge bbq smoker that you can fit a 300 lb man inside

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~



Grimey Drawer

Lace, lace and more lace

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002


Pillbug

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I just had an epiphany: the internet is useless!





Ultra Carp

A big sign that says "Live, Laugh, Bruv"

Buce
Dec 23, 2005



A Russian roulette table.

MettleRamiel
Jun 29, 2005


Iron Maiden posters like any other bro barn, you loving nerd

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



podcast equipment of all kinds

les enfants Terrific!
Dec 12, 2008


severe lack of crystals being recommended

you're gonna need a lot of crystals

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



hire a barn grampa then when he comes down from the rafters everyone gets really excited and says "It's grampa time!"

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005




i would be pretty good decor, can i please come to the bro barn?

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



official bert kreischer merchandise

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~



Grimey Drawer

Massage table

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

W E L C O M E T O M Y C U S T O M T I T L E ! ! !



Plaster Town Cop

smash bros platform

longtimelurker
Mar 12, 2006

Powered by alcohol



Darts is pretty legit since the barn wall might be more sturdy than drywall

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Big Bitch Crybaby!
Ask me about my repulsive insecurity and constant whining!


Instead of a sectional couch the main seating option in front of the BroTube to watch 'The Big Game' should be a hot tub.
Nothing in this world says 'Good times with the guys' like 40,000 watts of rear end tickling bubbles enjoyed with other men in various states of undress while you watch other athletic males stretch, leap, and perform for you.

Jessant
Jun 16, 2001



Dozens of small TV screens unavoidable in every sight line like a sports pub except they only play local train cab POV videos

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Big Bitch Crybaby!
Ask me about my repulsive insecurity and constant whining!


Nothing the guys like better in a BroBarn than YarnBales.
A fitting and useful piece of decor for when Steve and Little Chet show up and can't wait to get down with some crotcheting. Yarn Bales are available in all your favorite colors and yarn textures so you can knit anything from loin clothes all the way to adult diapers with ease right in the comfort, fun, and privacy of your BroBarn.

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Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts




Hang up dozens of framed pictures on the walls and set out photo albums but they're all just different pics of the outside of the barn.

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