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Bogus Adventure posted:Waifu pillows, big titty anime statues, and framed posters of Kathy Ireland's swimsuit shots. True bros never oogle 3D women, it's all 2D for them unless they're a character from a videogame with 3D graphics.
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Colonel Cancer posted:Don't forget a 65 gallon lube tank of course I came to post this and of course its already been posted.
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May 24, 2022 00:49
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Staple a bunch of pallet slats to the walls bros love that poo poo
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staberind posted:of course I came to post this and of course its already been posted. lmao
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May 24, 2022 01:32
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i didnt read the thread but i assume glory hole based only fans was like the third response altho with a name like that i guss you could also sell sweatpants and soda
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May 24, 2022 01:33
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It would be cool if you had a mini fridge and it was full of brewskis and there was a poster next to it with a hot babe and she was wearing a bikini and holding a brewski also
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May 24, 2022 01:37
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Brooke Burke or Carmen Electra poster.
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May 24, 2022 01:43
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Nooner posted:It would be cool if you had a mini fridge and it was full of brewskis and there was a poster next to it with a hot babe and she was wearing a bikini and holding a brewski also A fridge full of  and their iconic poster 
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May 24, 2022 01:45
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Nooner posted:It would be cool if you had a mini fridge and it was full of brewskis and there was a poster next to it with a hot babe and she was wearing a bikini and holding a brewski also also the door to a trans am
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May 24, 2022 01:45
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Internetjack posted:Legit answer: foosball table.
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May 24, 2022 02:11
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Hey hey, my my. Look what you done with this place! Out of the blue and into the black.
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May 24, 2022 02:38
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Internetjack posted:... And a strobe light. And black lights. And glitter, lots of glitter. The black lights highlighting the cum plastered over absolutely everything, including the bro barn owner.
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May 24, 2022 09:03
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Hay, lots of hay, for your bros and a water trough also. Metal poles, to fix the bros in place. Industrial milking machines, also for the bros. A visit from a stud bull, just to get the bros producing. I'd recommend maybe Holstein bros or perhaps Guernsey type bros. Shame they don't make chocolate bros! (a joke.) Actually you're probably gonna wanna triple up on the hay. Attach to a fenced in paddock and provide hoses for water and you've got a bro paradise. Your crystals will glow like the sun (be mindful of fire, hay is quite flammable)
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May 24, 2022 09:35
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Leave the barn door open so it looks inviting and you make new friends *Advice I stole from a how to go to college thread here 20 years ago Yikes
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May 24, 2022 10:45
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When trucks roar outside there will be conventional wisdom. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFIBwS0GVX0
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May 24, 2022 10:51
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Worf posted:Leave the barn door open so it looks inviting and you make new friends Considering 'barn door' is slang for the fly on your pants this can really do double duty
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Big Beef City posted:Considering 'barn door' is slang for the fly on your pants this can really do double duty you only need 1 barn door for this??? haha brutal self own u brought a fiero to a ponycar race
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May 24, 2022 16:01
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Worf posted:Leave the barn door open so it looks inviting and you make new friends
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May 24, 2022 16:12
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Guns and blades hidden strategically throughout the Bro Barn. When your bros betray you in a dramatic showdown, you’ll be ready.
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May 24, 2022 17:41
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a baked bean fountain
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May 24, 2022 17:48
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:Guns and blades hidden strategically throughout the Bro Barn. When your bros betray you in a dramatic showdown, you’ll be ready. i was thinking those pallets somebody suggested would be great to turn into wooden swords to begin The Training DEVIN THATS MY GLADIUS
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May 24, 2022 17:59
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gold and creamy beige are your best bet for a manly, rugged bro space
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May 24, 2022 18:07
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May 24, 2022 18:07
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A large flatscreen rigged up to a raspberry Pi set up to refresh and display the most recently posted image on Danbooru every 15 seconds.
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May 24, 2022 18:12
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A gloryhole. For decoration. Definitely don't use it to suck each other's dicks anonymously and have buttsex.
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May 24, 2022 18:24
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Worf posted:i was thinking those pallets somebody suggested would be great to turn into wooden swords to begin The Training “Bro, the other bros and I have been talking and…*sighing as he draws a trench knife from his jacket*…we know you’ve brought a female into the Bro Barn. You broke the sanctity of this hallowed space, OP. This can’t go unpunished, bro.” *the OP smiles grimly as his eyes drift down to the novelty Jack Daniels lamp on the end table to his right. Only he knows that hidden inside the lamp is a .45 caliber automatic pistol, loaded and ready to go* “Et tu, Devin?”
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May 24, 2022 18:41
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A baby oil dispenser to oil down your bros so their skin can glisten in the candlelight like real men.
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May 24, 2022 18:49
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How about a 6 in deep pool of standing water that covers the whole floor where you can cultivate toxic algae and malarial mosquitos? You and your bros could use it to test out the water-proofing of your wokr boots, too.
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May 24, 2022 18:55
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Just a nice clean spartan space with a few couches and tables. We all know what we’re there for.
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May 24, 2022 19:00
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7Fspb7DNe0
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May 24, 2022 20:55
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An oak wardrobe to hold your white robes and pointed hoods.
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May 24, 2022 20:58
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OP can afford a Bro Barn… guess things must be going pretty well for you. Some of us have to make do with just a Son Shed.
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May 25, 2022 00:40
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A Frat Fort, for those of you college-aged fellas
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May 25, 2022 01:33
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Hanging at the Dome Dome
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May 25, 2022 01:36
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just make it look like the nightclub from Hackers (1995) and you'll be alright
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May 25, 2022 01:59
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The Buddy Basement
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20 different posters of David Hasselhoff, all matted and framed-in under glass. At least 10 of them must be mounted on the ceiling.
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