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Why would someone buy a bidet if they already own a waterpik? Oh yeah they’re cowards what else have you guys learned recently
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May 22, 2022 18:14
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Doing detail work, huh?
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May 22, 2022 18:15
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Bidet is hands-free, you shmuck.
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May 22, 2022 18:16
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Also, why would someone buy a waterpik if they already own a bidet? Just lean over that poo poo #lifehack
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May 22, 2022 18:17
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Armadillos are just a possum on the half shell
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May 22, 2022 18:21
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Your own toilet creates aerosol feces through flushing. Isn't that enough?
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May 22, 2022 18:30
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Why would you buy a bidet OR a waterpik if you already have a penis?
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May 22, 2022 19:56
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Buce posted:Bidet is hands-free, you shmuck. ! You just saved me some money on a waterpik!
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May 22, 2022 19:58
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Just poo poo in the tub and shower off, idiots
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May 22, 2022 20:08
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That you can use the space bar on your phone to scroll left and right
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May 22, 2022 20:42
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i use a powerwasher theres no skin left on my rear end in a top hat at all tbh it's a pretty gory sight but boy is it clean
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May 22, 2022 20:42
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You can turn off the feature in your car that shakes the wheel
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May 22, 2022 20:46
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If you can afford to buy a bidet, you can easily afford to replace your stationary shower head with a wand. Real bad shits probably merit showering anyway, especially if they're loaded with hole burning hot sauce.
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May 22, 2022 21:00
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Buce posted:Bidet is hands-free, you shmuck. Only if you want it to be
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May 22, 2022 21:10
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Devils Affricate posted:Why would you buy a bidet OR a waterpik if you already have a penis? Wait are you saying i can piss the poo poo off my rear end?
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May 22, 2022 21:19
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Colonel Cancer posted:Just poo poo in the tub and shower off, idiots Yeah man, you can squidge it down the plughole with your foot and have it push up inbetween your toes, all warm like.
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May 22, 2022 21:20
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Collateral posted:Yeah man, you can squidge it down the plughole with your foot and have it push up inbetween your toes, all warm like. How could you not refer to it as "wafflestomp." Really, what's wrong with you?
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May 22, 2022 22:09
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for fucks sake posted:Wait are you saying i can piss the poo poo off my rear end? Eh, it’s trickier than it sounds. The pro move is to have someone else piss the poo poo off of your rear end.
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May 23, 2022 00:37
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:i use a powerwasher This, but also for gums and teeth.
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May 23, 2022 01:44
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do you realize that everyone you know someday will die?
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May 23, 2022 01:45
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SCheeseman posted:do you realize that everyone you know someday will die? I presume some will outlive me
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May 23, 2022 01:53
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for fucks sake posted:Wait are you saying i can piss the poo poo off my rear end? *smirks, puts hands in trench coat pockets, turns and walks away into the evening fog*
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May 23, 2022 02:00
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That guy in the trench coat is just three smaller rear end pissers stacked on top of each other!
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May 23, 2022 02:16
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The spelling of mass murder is eerily similar to that of rear end murder
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May 23, 2022 15:46
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My butt hole is so clean you could eat off of it! On an unrelated note, anyone want to come over to my place and eat some lunch?
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May 23, 2022 17:09
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SCheeseman posted:do you realize that everyone you know someday will die? can i be next
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May 23, 2022 17:16
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SCheeseman posted:do you realize that everyone you know someday will die? I realize that life goes fast. It’s hard to make the good things last! you realize the sun doesn’t go down? It’s just an illusion caused by the world spinning ‘round
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May 23, 2022 18:02
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And did you know that when you really get close Nothing really touches, bro, just kind of floats? So when you think it might just come to blows Just so you know, it won't, because it can't, bro
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May 23, 2022 18:18
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Fixing a hole.
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May 23, 2022 18:28
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same but enemas
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