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Irregardless
Jan 19, 2007

not even once.

Why would someone buy a bidet if they already own a waterpik? Oh yeah theyíre cowards what else have you guys learned recently

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AKZ
Nov 4, 2009



Doing detail work, huh?

Buce
Dec 23, 2005



Bidet is hands-free, you shmuck.

Black88GTA
Oct 8, 2009


Also, why would someone buy a waterpik if they already own a bidet? Just lean over that poo poo #lifehack

Irregardless
Jan 19, 2007

not even once.

Armadillos are just a possum on the half shell

Zeluth
May 12, 2001



Your own toilet creates aerosol feces through flushing. Isn't that enough?

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


Why would you buy a bidet OR a waterpik if you already have a penis?

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005



Fun Shoe

Buce posted:

Bidet is hands-free, you shmuck.

!

You just saved me some money on a waterpik!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Just poo poo in the tub and shower off, idiots

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.


That you can use the space bar on your phone to scroll left and right

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

POGCHUMP !

#essereFerrari





i use a powerwasher

theres no skin left on my rear end in a top hat at all tbh it's a pretty gory sight but boy is it clean

Irregardless
Jan 19, 2007

not even once.

You can turn off the feature in your car that shakes the wheel

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



If you can afford to buy a bidet, you can easily afford to replace your stationary shower head with a wand. Real bad shits probably merit showering anyway, especially if they're loaded with hole burning hot sauce.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Big Bitch Crybaby!
Ask me about my repulsive insecurity and constant whining!


Buce posted:

Bidet is hands-free, you shmuck.

Only if you want it to be

for fucks sake
Jan 23, 2016


Devils Affricate posted:

Why would you buy a bidet OR a waterpik if you already have a penis?

Wait are you saying i can piss the poo poo off my rear end?

Collateral
Feb 17, 2010


Colonel Cancer posted:

Just poo poo in the tub and shower off, idiots

Yeah man, you can squidge it down the plughole with your foot and have it push up inbetween your toes, all warm like.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013

HAIL SATAN



Collateral posted:

Yeah man, you can squidge it down the plughole with your foot and have it push up inbetween your toes, all warm like.

How could you not refer to it as "wafflestomp." Really, what's wrong with you?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







for fucks sake posted:

Wait are you saying i can piss the poo poo off my rear end?

Eh, itís trickier than it sounds. The pro move is to have someone else piss the poo poo off of your rear end.

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.



Panic! At The Tesco posted:

i use a powerwasher

theres no skin left on my rear end in a top hat at all tbh it's a pretty gory sight but boy is it clean

This, but also for gums and teeth.

SCheeseman
Apr 23, 2003



do you realize that everyone you know someday will die?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Big Bitch Crybaby!
Ask me about my repulsive insecurity and constant whining!


SCheeseman posted:

do you realize that everyone you know someday will die?

I presume some will outlive me

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


for fucks sake posted:

Wait are you saying i can piss the poo poo off my rear end?

*smirks, puts hands in trench coat pockets, turns and walks away into the evening fog*

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Big Bitch Crybaby!
Ask me about my repulsive insecurity and constant whining!


That guy in the trench coat is just three smaller rear end pissers stacked on top of each other!

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~



Grimey Drawer

The spelling of mass murder is eerily similar to that of rear end murder

phobo
Aug 7, 2008


My butt hole is so clean you could eat off of it! On an unrelated note, anyone want to come over to my place and eat some lunch?

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



SCheeseman posted:

do you realize that everyone you know someday will die?

can i be next

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011



SCheeseman posted:

do you realize that everyone you know someday will die?

I realize that life goes fast. Itís hard to make the good things last!

you realize the sun doesnít go down? Itís just an illusion caused by the world spinning Ďround

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

And did you know that when you really get close
Nothing really touches, bro, just kind of floats?
So when you think it might just come to blows
Just so you know, it won't, because it can't, bro

Zeluth
May 12, 2001



Fixing a hole.

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007



same but enemas

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