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PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan




As goons we're all fat and love french fries. We also have big opinions on the good kind of fries. Here's what I think, you may disagree but you are probably wrong.



S tier:
Mcdonalds. The ideal fry. If you don't like this fry you don't like fries.

A class:
Fries attempting to emulate Mcdonalds fries.
Popeye's cajun fries

B class:
Shoestring fries (Steak and shake) and thicker cut but still decent fries like Wendy's, Jack in the Box, etc.

C Class:
Steak Fries, too much potato not enough fry.
Fresh cut fries. Soggy mess. 5 guys fries. Fries from sandwich shops.

Abyssal fries:
"Silly" fries for children like crinkle cut, curly fries, waffle fries, etc. these fries are for infants
Oven fries. gently caress you

Disqualified:
Home Fries, Chicken Fries, Sweet Potato Fries, Other Vegetable kinds of fries. These are false idols

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DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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How the gently caress do you like steak fries more than curly or waffle

Has to be a troll post, voted 1

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005



Fun Shoe

Post it here https://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=669

and eat your probe like a man

Good soup!
Nov 1, 2010



It's almost impressive how many times it seems like Burger King changed their fries over the years only to finally settle on whatever barely-school-cafeteria-level poo poo they have going on right now

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!


Sorry but fresh Arby's curly fries are the best.

Smashburger rosemary garlic shoestrings are close

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

At the end of 2018, a study was published by London Metropolitan University showing that certain bacteria, normally present only in intestinal tracts or feces, were found on McDonald's self-service screens.




McDonalds fries are S-tier, but I would rank waffle fries and 5 guys higher.

I don't like any fries that put any sort of seasoning or batter/coating on them, which I believe Popeye's and BK does.

The new Wendy's fries loving suck rear end and the old ones were drat near perfect as well.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler

Pillbug

McDonald's? Are you loving with me? Sure, they smell nice when hot, but there's nothing there but garbage and shame when you eat them. Clown.

Spaghett
May 2, 2007

Spooked ya...



Rally's has the best fries. There's no competition.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Big Bitch Crybaby!
Ask me about my repulsive insecurity and constant whining!


A whole forum exists for this and you just...
You just put this here.

Unreal, op.
Unreal.

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.



I eat literal deep fried shoe strings instead because I'm not a loving child who needs life to be a Happy Meal, grow up.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

I MISSED YOUR OLD AV BECAUSE IT WAS FIT SOOOOOOOO WELL.

YOU POST LIKE A DRUNK JORDAN PETERSON THAT LOOKS LIKE HE'S MELTING UNDER THE STRAIN OF ALL OF GBS TELLING HIM TO GET FUCKED.

IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL TO BE THIS BAD AT POSTING

FURTHERMORE I


Best fries in my city are the ones I get from a local food truck. They're so good that sometimes I'll just get a box of the fries on their own and eat it as a snack.

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan




Big Beef City posted:

A whole forum exists for this and you just...
You just put this here.

Unreal, op.
Unreal.

this forum is GENERAL bullshit op and I'm gonna make a post about whatever topic I wnat

Peggy Edson
Oct 15, 2004



No poll and waffle fries in "abysmal" tier?

gas

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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PokeJoe posted:

S tier:
Mcdonalds. The ideal fry. If you don't like this fry you don't like fries.

A class:
Fries attempting to emulate Mcdonalds fries.
Popeye's cajun fries

B class:
Shoestring fries (Steak and shake) and thicker cut but still decent fries like Wendy's, Jack in the Box, etc.

C Class:
Steak Fries, too much potato not enough fry.
Fresh cut fries. Soggy mess. 5 guys fries. Fries from sandwich shops.

Abyssal fries:
"Silly" fries for children like crinkle cut, curly fries, waffle fries, etc. these fries are for infants
Oven fries. gently caress you

Disqualified:
Home Fries, Chicken Fries, Sweet Potato Fries, Other Vegetable kinds of fries. These are false idols


PokeJoe posted:

Yeah steak fries suck rear end. Easily the worst kind of fry

what the gently caress is going on here

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



Spaghett posted:

Rally's has the best fries. There's no competition.

They're loving awesome.

longtimelurker
Mar 12, 2006

Powered by alcohol



tater tots SSS+

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



Be aware that lamb fries are NOT fries they are lamb balls.

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan




DeadFatDuckFat posted:

what the gently caress is going on here

I've evolved. And I forgot about waffle fries

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan




longtimelurker posted:

tater tots SSS+

Can be very good but NOT fries

kaom
Jan 20, 2007

Ask me about ordering milk in a pub...four times.



What about Costco fries?

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005




Hell Gem

I like the new Wendy freedom fries

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel

Jose Oquendo posted:

McDonalds fries are S-tier, but I would rank waffle fries and 5 guys higher.

I don't like any fries that put any sort of seasoning or batter/coating on them

Such wrong opions.

Why would you want an unseasoned fries? Plain piece of deep fried potato...... mmmmm.

Also 5 Guys have the worst fries from any fast food place I've ever had. Limp and soggy and they give you a ton of them just to spite you.

Pennywise the Frown fucked around with this message at 23:35 on May 22, 2022

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004



:911: Freedom Fries :patriot:

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020




Spaghett posted:

Rally's has the best fries. There's no competition.

:haibrow:

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

Crinkle-cut is good for store-bought fries like Ore-Ida or whatever. It's too hard to get crispy fries right at home otherwise unless they are weird and gross like Burger King style fries. And I even have a deep fryer.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010



abyssal? abysmal? i guess abyssal can work if we're talking about the bottomest of the bottom but... abyssal?

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh



Spaghett posted:

Rally's has the best fries. There's no competition.

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

That DICK! posted:

abyssal? abysmal? i guess abyssal can work if we're talking about the bottomest of the bottom but... abyssal?

fries that are burnt because they fell out of the basket and stayed in the bottom of the fryer too long?

those arent necessarily the worst fries though...

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan




That DICK! posted:

abyssal? abysmal? i guess abyssal can work if we're talking about the bottomest of the bottom but... abyssal?

thats right

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005




Hell Gem

I like it when I get a bonus onion ring

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



Only subhumans consume the potaat and its acids which lead to sebum production that leaks into the brain

Traxis
Jul 2, 2006



the best fries i've ever had were the sweet potato fries at The Stand in calabasas

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



1. all types of french fries
2. tater tots or any of that otherb ullshit
3. a raw unpeeled potato

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







Well-executed waffle fries are glorious but they are rare.

E: not as rare as the well-executed steak fry

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler

Pillbug

A raw tater has potential. Potatotential.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009



Hell Yeah posted:

1. all types of french fries
2. tater tots or any of that otherb ullshit
3. a raw unpeeled potato

this

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019



Traxis posted:

the best fries i've ever had were the sweet potato fries at The Stand in calabasas

Say a regional dish then say a city where you had that dish.

"Strangely enough, the best carnitas I've ever had... was in Pittsburgh"

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts




2 large double-fried tornader potaters with canadian style dribblins and extra donkey sauce

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

Poohs Packin posted:

Say a regional dish then say a city where you had that dish.

"Strangely enough, the best carnitas I've ever had... was in Pittsburgh"

the worst falafel wrap ive ever had was at a place called Original Philly Cheesesteak in Orient Heights, Boston and also instead of being in a pita wrap it was in a flour tortilla. im not mad though its obviously my fault i got bad food

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gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler

Pillbug

eSports Chaebol posted:

the worst falafel wrap ive ever had was at a place called Original Philly Cheesesteak in Orient Heights, Boston and also instead of being in a pita wrap it was in a flour tortilla. im not mad though its obviously my fault i got bad food

What were you expecting under those circumstances?

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