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As goons we're all fat and love french fries. We also have big opinions on the good kind of fries. Here's what I think, you may disagree but you are probably wrong. S tier: Mcdonalds. The ideal fry. If you don't like this fry you don't like fries. A class: Fries attempting to emulate Mcdonalds fries. Popeye's cajun fries B class: Shoestring fries (Steak and shake) and thicker cut but still decent fries like Wendy's, Jack in the Box, etc. C Class: Steak Fries, too much potato not enough fry. Fresh cut fries. Soggy mess. 5 guys fries. Fries from sandwich shops. Abyssal fries: "Silly" fries for children like crinkle cut, curly fries, waffle fries, etc. these fries are for infants Oven fries. gently caress you Disqualified: Home Fries, Chicken Fries, Sweet Potato Fries, Other Vegetable kinds of fries. These are false idols
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Big Beef City posted:A whole forum exists for this and you just... this forum is GENERAL bullshit op and I'm gonna make a post about whatever topic I wnat
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May 23, 2022 00:02
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:what the gently caress is going on here I've evolved. And I forgot about waffle fries
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May 23, 2022 00:06
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longtimelurker posted:tater tots SSS+ Can be very good but NOT fries
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May 23, 2022 00:07
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That DICK! posted:abyssal? abysmal? i guess abyssal can work if we're talking about the bottomest of the bottom but... abyssal? thats right
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May 23, 2022 01:05
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gently caress you!!! they suck rear end!!!!
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May 23, 2022 08:13
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in Montana they call tater tots gems
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May 23, 2022 18:48
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Lord Decimus Barnacle posted:Anyone ever have Andy Capps fries? Hot fries kick rear end
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May 23, 2022 19:31
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are those boiled in hot piss
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May 23, 2022 19:53
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Bismack Billabongo posted:OP is a dipshit with bad opinions. I am too though so I will not be sharing my French fry rankings. coward. be a dipshit in public
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May 23, 2022 20:56
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Mac and cheese is a universally bad side. The dish can be good but at restaurants it's always been in a steam table for 3 hours and the noodles have lose all semblance of texture. it needs to get the same respect as any other pasta dish to be good
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May 23, 2022 21:21
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JoJos may he a notable exception to the steak fry being bad, I haven't eaten enough of them to solidly rank them
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May 23, 2022 21:21
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ArbitraryC posted:Local fry convo: I dunno what kind of fry I'd even call Dick's in Seattle, but they're probably my favorite fastfood fry. If I had to describe them they sound awful, real dark overdone looking exterior, limp, maybe even soggy, but goddamn are they decadent. Fortunately when I was living in Seattle I was young and we were poor so I only really had it on special occasions, and as an adult with my own money I've only ever visited Seattle for friends/family so I may get a chance to have them like once a year if that, probably would get tired of them if I had them too often. These are fresh cut fries and they are trash tier. I like dicks fries too though but they are not good by any stretch. If you get lucky with a well done batch they're more acceptable
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May 24, 2022 03:26
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They do have a longer half life than many kinds of fries. Wendy's used to have the shortest lived fries but they really stepped their game up. The Dicks fries are still super oily and the bag is drat near see through if you take it home before eating them though. I just ate some dicks Saturday and the fries are as floppy and oily as ever
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May 24, 2022 03:43
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I'll keep eating that garbage though dicks is my favorite place to be burgin'
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May 24, 2022 03:44
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Pennywise the Frown posted:I miss Jack in the Box. None of those out here. I don't remember their fries though but I loved that place. They have fine fries and also curly fries for the people who enjoy the wastes of Arby's. The real wonder of Jack in the Box is you can get a burger, a taco, and a egg roll and they will all be fine
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May 24, 2022 07:18
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Pennywise the Frown posted:You're one of "them." I used to hate them. I don't know what happened but i acquired the taste, they're pretty good if you aren't craving a real taco. You gotta embrace the fact that they are lovely
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May 24, 2022 08:49
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A Fancy Hat posted:I went to a local amusement park, Kennywood, this weekend and got their famous Potato Patch fries. Did you suck any dick on the old mill
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May 24, 2022 16:35
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the freezing makes the fries good
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Aesop Poprock posted:I was gonna say Sonic's fries are worst but Sonic is probably the worst fast food restaurant because theyir entire menu is so bland it's like it was made for an old folks home. Wouldn't want scare people off with seasoning! But still, this used to be their official picture of cheese fries on their menu what the gently caress
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