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Guy who loudly interjects with a star wars joke and stares in the camera like this 🤣 to absolute silence
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Cybernetic Vermin posted:i like how you're a murderer in this analogy guilty of killing time
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guy in meeting who has to piss so bad he cant focus on anything actually happening in the meeting.
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holy poo poo!! piss!!
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post hole digger posted:guy in meeting who has to piss so bad he cant focus on anything actually happening in the meeting. ive been pissing while on mute in meetings since the phone conference bridge days smdh
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guy who forgets to mute when taking a big piss
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Asymmetric POSTer posted:ive been pissing while on mute in meetings since the phone conference bridge days smdh i am deathly afraid of getting unmuted somehow so sometimes i take the laptop then i become afraid of the camera turning on
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Asymmetric POSTer posted:ive been pissing while on mute in meetings since the phone conference bridge days smdh praxis how many people are actively shidding/pissing on any given call. makes u think
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Guy who asks for live tech help to open and then fill out a pdf
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guy who keeps talking for five minutes without pause and other guy who is going ah- yea- just- cani- er- (name)- every fifteen seconds
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OldAlias posted:guy who forgets to mute when taking a big piss guy who "forgets" to mute when taking a big piss
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guy who starts talking, goes to change his mic to a better one, and comes back and starts mumbling
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person who struggles with mic inputs on their machine, keeps selecting the clearly worse sounding one
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a couple ppl with the same webcam glitch where eventually they start jerking around and then there’s a weirdly coloured and distorted display of the other people on call on a thin bar on top of their display
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the person running the meeting presentations who doesnt know how to run a meetings presentations
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you just open each slide up in powerpoint using edit mode so all the slide thumbs are still on the left, right?
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the person with the quiet voice who lowers their voice when they get closer to their microphone to remain consistently inaudible
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the person who insists on presenting from their computer, but their computer is an old piece of poo poo, so it lags like hell in presentation mode and makes the product we're demoing look slow. no, IT won't buy them a new one because it's not old ENOUGH
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DELETE CASCADE posted:the person who insists on presenting from their computer, but their computer is an old piece of poo poo, so it lags like hell in presentation mode and makes the product we're demoing look slow. no, IT won't buy them a new one because it's not old ENOUGH "i bought this in 2008 and it's hardly used!"
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I think I’m the peep type who disagrees with the manager running the meetings. I’m realizing I’m the only person in our meetings who does this in our meeting of 10 people, and I’m also one of the newer people (been here 2 years against everyone else’s 8-10 years). I can’t tell if everybody else has learned the hard way somehow not to argue, or they don’t give a poo poo, or maybe I’m singularly annoying and arguing for no reason and haven’t realized it yet. It’s downright eerie
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I guess I could just be wrong all the time? That’s a type of peep for sure
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guy who has a sick pro sound engineer set-up with a 12-channel soundcard and dolby atmos but starts every meeting since 3 months ago talking without any sound, fiddles some buttons and says "can you hear me now?"
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guy whose response to “you’re on mute” is *3 second pause* “-ry i was on mute there”
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graph posted:the person running the meeting presentations who doesnt know how to run a meetings presentations The exec demoing their product who doesn’t know how to use their product.
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OldAlias posted:a couple ppl with the same webcam glitch where eventually they start jerking around and then there’s a weirdly coloured and distorted display of the other people on call on a thin bar on top of their display the guy who turns on that loving animation overlay onto their camera feed of yellow bubbles (I have no idea what this is meant to be - swimming in champagne?) that looks like rear end
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~Coxy posted:the guy who turns on that loving animation overlay onto their camera feed of yellow bubbles (I have no idea what this is meant to be - swimming in champagne?) that looks like rear end it's piss, op
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guy whos computer updates right before a meeting
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AnimeIsTrash posted:guy whos computer updates right before a meeting promise i don't do that in hopes of poo poo breaking so i can skip the meeting
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AnimeIsTrash posted:guy whos computer updates right before a meeting guy who initiates all their computer updates during prime work hours and uses that as an excuse to why they cant be productive (my boss)
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Asymmetric POSTer posted:guy who initiates all their computer updates during prime work hours and uses that as an excuse to why they cant be productive (my boss) running updates on a work machine is work. i'm not running work updates on my own goddamn time
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i'm posting right now cause my computer is updating. i ain't janitoring my work computer in my free time
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Yeah plus if something goes wrong i don't want IT to be out at karaoke, three sheets to the wind. Business hours it is
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Asymmetric POSTer posted:guy who initiates all their computer updates during prime work hours and uses that as an excuse to why they cant be productive (my boss) thats the way to do it tbh i sometimes use the virus scanner as an excuse for not doing work
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nudgenudgetilt posted:running updates on a work machine is work. i'm not running work updates on my own goddamn time Achmed Jones posted:i'm posting right now cause my computer is updating. i ain't janitoring my work computer in my free time Jonny 290 posted:Yeah plus if something goes wrong i don't want IT to be out at karaoke, three sheets to the wind. Business hours it is AnimeIsTrash posted:thats the way to do it tbh i just click “update” at the end of the day and hope it’s ready by the time i start work the next day ![]() but of course if it’s hosed up im dealing with that exclusively on the clock
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graham was a poster
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also nanerpuss
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hey this is the wrong thread. what the heck!!
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pro tip run your updates when you come back from lunch and don’t want to start doing anything yet
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jesus WEP posted:pro tip run your updates when you come back from lunch and don’t want to start doing anything yet ![]()
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# ? Oct 3, 2023 17:35 |
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I just ignore the update prompt until it gets pushy and forces a restart, ruining my workflow and making me grumpy for the rest of the day can’t really recommend it
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