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Guy who's always sniping threads during a meeting
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post hole digger posted:guy who is drinking a cup of coffee during the meeting.
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guy who starts the irl meeting drinking a cup of coffee, and walks out for five minutes in the middle to get another cup
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Cybernetic Vermin posted:guy who starts the irl meeting drinking a cup of coffee, and walks out for five minutes in the middle to get another cup power move
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the two guys in a slow, obviously seething contest of one-upmanship over having the cleverest "this is fine" zoom background
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guy who says the meeting will be a quick call to troubleshoot a bug and it turns into two and a half hours
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peep who mysteriously wasn’t shitcanned like his far more competent cohort was
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dude(ette) who appears more disheveled every time you meet but always has their camera on
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guy who looks like leisure suit larry with an advanced male-pattern baldness
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:peep who mysteriously wasn’t shitcanned like his far more competent cohort was Cybernetic Vermin posted:guy who starts the irl meeting drinking a cup of coffee, and walks out for five minutes in the middle to get another cup Asymmetric POSTer posted:dude(ette) who appears more disheveled every time you meet but always has their camera on so this is how i find out my coworkers post in the pos
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Raluek posted:I just ignore the update prompt until it gets pushy and forces a restart, ruining my workflow and making me grumpy for the rest of the day If you piss microsoft off by not restarting your PC for a few days, there's a full-screen modal you get that has like three options on it, and I'm pretty sure that whichever one you pick then it will restart your PC without permission.
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~Coxy posted:If you piss microsoft off by not restarting your PC for a few days, there's a full-screen modal you get that has like three options on it, and I'm pretty sure that whichever one you pick then it will restart your PC without permission. never seen this, i habitually delay update reminders for weeks via settings when it asks about hours. some policy on a work machine maybe?
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~Coxy posted:If you piss microsoft off by not restarting your PC for a few days, there's a full-screen modal you get that has like three options on it, and I'm pretty sure that whichever one you pick then it will restart your PC without permission. skill issue
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it's my personal machine, I'll take a screenshot next time I see it (and record which button I press for the class action)
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person who says they won’t make a meeting and can it be recorded please, then joins meeting 1 minute before the end anyway and demands a full recap
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jesus WEP posted:person who says they won’t make a meeting and can it be recorded please, then joins meeting 1 minute before the end anyway and demands a full recap lol. same person who demands a meeting be recorded then never watches the recording
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OldAlias posted:lol. same person who demands a meeting be recorded then never watches the recording would never be me. nope
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i would never try to operate under the illusion that i might watch a recording of a meeting.
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i actually had to review a meeting recording for information once and i was also in the entire meeting
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post hole digger posted:i would never try to operate under the illusion that i might watch a recording of a meeting.
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post hole digger posted:i would never try to operate under the illusion that i might watch a recording of a meeting. lmao imagine paying attention to a meeting you’re in, let alone watching a recording of one
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well-read undead posted:lmao imagine paying attention to a meeting you’re in, let alone watching a recording of one
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well-read undead posted:lmao imagine paying attention to a meeting you’re in, let alone watching a recording of one
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i once got a shout out for my dedication and hard work during a global town hall, which i almost missed because i was playing slay the spire on my other monitor
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jesus WEP posted:i once got a shout out for my dedication and hard work during a global town hall, which i almost missed because i was playing slay the spire on my other monitor you’re doing it right
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all our trainings have moved from in-person classes to recordings of said classes, and are now becoming recordings of teams calls.
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At my old job I would say a secret word in the middle of a recorded meeting and told anyone who asked about a recording that I’d give them a dollar if they told me what the word was. I did this for about three years and one person actually got a dollar from me. My boss hated this schtick but I hated recording my meetings so it was important to irritate her so she’d see it my way. Type of peep at meetings: me, see above.
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when the useless contractors finally lost their contact at my last job they dropped like twelve hours of recorded videos on us"for reference" and that's the worst bytes/information ratio I've ever seen in my life aside from mine posts
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guy who gets really offended if you suggest we should meet over im instead of over webex
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guy who asks for a recording of your meeting because he’s gonna jack off to it ![]()
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guy who, in the middle of an IM conversation, calls me on the phone and explains the same thing we were just discussing all over again as if we weren't just halfway through talking about it five seconds earlier.
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last week i had a meeting of three people and right after the dude directly voice called me to amend his answer to a question that was asked in the meeting (literally would have been maybe a 32-character im if he was being extremely polite) the only way i would call a person directly after meeting with them for an hour is if it was part of some elaborate saw-style murderdungeon helltrap
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maybe these people like talking to you
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guys who asks for a recording of your meeting then earnestly watches the whole thing, takes notes, and asks follow up questions.
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well poo poo, if we're going there: santa claus easter bunny
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Trimson Grondag 3 posted:guys who asks for a recording of your meeting then earnestly watches the whole thing, takes notes, and asks follow up questions. This coworker does not exist
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Captain Foo posted:This coworker does not exist thank you, cap
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Corla Plankun posted:when the useless contractors finally lost their contact at my last job they dropped like twelve hours of recorded videos on us"for reference" and that's the worst bytes/information ratio I've ever seen in my life aside from mine posts I had the pleasure of handing over an integration to the support team and they made me run a KT session on MS Teams which they recorded. It basically consists of me clicking through pages of the wiki in ADO and reading them out loud.
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Raluek posted:guy who, in the middle of an IM conversation, calls me on the phone and explains the same thing we were just discussing all over again as if we weren't just halfway through talking about it five seconds earlier. hello guy who works with my coworkers
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# ? Sep 30, 2023 23:49 |
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i discovered auto transcription in chime today which gives me an excuse to pay even less attention
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