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guy who you can hear smoking a bong
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guy whose dog scoots all over the rug in the background
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May 25, 2022 21:11
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guy who is never wrong guy who is never right (these are the same person)
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May 25, 2022 21:11
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lady leading the meeting who sounds like she’s about to burst into frustrated tears
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May 25, 2022 21:12
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guy who is too important to ever go on mute and who breaths heavily into the mic at all times
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May 25, 2022 21:13
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guy I keep muting while he's eating lunch and talking at the same time (that guy is my boss)
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May 25, 2022 21:15
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guy who smiles as soon as he is addressed and during his response and whose face instantly turns into  when he stops talking
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May 25, 2022 21:15
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guy who has his mic off but not cam and is furiously screaming at something offscreen
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May 25, 2022 21:16
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guy who screen shares from his ultrawide so no one can actually read anything
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May 25, 2022 21:19
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guy who says excuse me a moment and screams at his kids/dog and then goes to unmute but realizes he never was muted
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May 25, 2022 21:21
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guy who starts talking through a document or spreadsheet and never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever remembers to share his screen
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May 25, 2022 21:21
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Armitag3 posted:guy who screen shares from his ultrawide so no one can actually read anything it's me
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May 25, 2022 21:21
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guy who is not there
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May 25, 2022 21:21
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only guy who can't see the share and makes it the host's (and everyone else's) problem
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May 25, 2022 21:22
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guy who comes in late after the meeting is over and pings everyone with the fartson joined teams meeting notification
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May 25, 2022 21:23
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guy who pings everyone again because he joined after the first one embarrassedly left the room quick
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May 25, 2022 21:24
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Jonny 290 posted:blue yeti guy dis is me
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May 25, 2022 21:25
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Armitag3 posted:fartson
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May 25, 2022 21:25
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guy with his hand up throughout the entire meeting and you feel really bad for him when it takes the entire slot to get called on and only gets like the last 30 seconds
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May 25, 2022 21:26
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guy who asks a question at the end of the meeting that derails it for another 15-20 minutes over time
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May 25, 2022 21:26
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Girl who's background picture her own headshot . Guy who's background picture is somebody else's headshot.
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May 25, 2022 21:32
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guy whose internet is s thi a rob I think you cut out, can you say that again? info when the wheel contracts the nut I’m sorry my internet cut out for a second, can you hear me? yep, we can hear you loud and clear, rob! [five seconds of blank faced silence] awesome, great, sorry about that! anyway next we mi gre- e- ea- n Rob left the call
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May 25, 2022 21:36
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let's parking lot that *leaves meeting*
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May 25, 2022 21:37
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useless git who spends the whole 1.5 hour meeting dicking around on their phone oh no wait that’s me.
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May 25, 2022 21:37
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guy who doesn't realise this meeting could have been an email
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May 25, 2022 21:38
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PokeJoe posted:let's parking lot that guy who talks about something for the parking lot guy who asks to parking lot that guy who did not understand and just keeps talking about it
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May 25, 2022 21:39
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guy who knows the meeting could have been an email
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guy who comes in to steal a chair for another room
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May 25, 2022 21:40
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guy who asks us to describe/read out the slides we're going over because he's in the car and it's hard to look at his phone while he's driving also the same guy who requested this meeting for us to go over these slides he's driving for the entire hour and a half
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May 25, 2022 22:28
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actually i just remembered, the guy who scheduled that meeting joined the meeting 5 minutes late to announce he's moving to a new role, said he had another meeting to attend, and then left king poo poo
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May 25, 2022 22:34
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guy (me) who joins a meeting and starts swearing profusely about ms teams because the sound is not working yet again for some reason "you have been muted" oops, turns out the mic did work
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May 25, 2022 22:40
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PokeJoe posted:Guy who's clearly pretending to work while vacationing and will go offline right after the meeting ends hell yeah
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May 25, 2022 22:52
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Pollyanna posted:guy who talks about something for the parking lot just keep it concise or we’ll put on the parking lot oooohhh ha ha ha ooooohhh ha ha ha
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May 25, 2022 23:07
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guy who presents from a powerpoint window occupying about 1/4 of his screen
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May 25, 2022 23:20
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person trying to get off the call constantly by saying ‘i’m conscious of time’
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May 25, 2022 23:41
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person who posts sarcastically in the chat to amuse themselves while others are talking
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May 25, 2022 23:42
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person who asks needless, worthless open ended question just as everyone is relieved the meeting is over and extends it by 30 minutes
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May 25, 2022 23:43
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windows user
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May 25, 2022 23:45
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american
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