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PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Guy who's clearly pretending to work while vacationing and will go offline right after the meeting ends

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PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


guy who you can hear smoking a bong

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


guy whose dog scoots all over the rug in the background

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 11 years!)

guy who is never wrong

guy who is never right

(these are the same person)

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


lady leading the meeting who sounds like shes about to burst into frustrated tears

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 11 years!)

guy who is too important to ever go on mute and who breaths heavily into the mic at all times

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


guy I keep muting while he's eating lunch and talking at the same time (that guy is my boss)

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


guy who smiles as soon as he is addressed and during his response and whose face instantly turns into :manning: when he stops talking

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


guy who has his mic off but not cam and is furiously screaming at something offscreen

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

guy who screen shares from his ultrawide so no one can actually read anything

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



guy who says excuse me a moment and screams at his kids/dog and then goes to unmute but realizes he never was muted

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


guy who starts talking through a document or spreadsheet and never

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever

ever remembers to share his screen

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Armitag3 posted:

guy who screen shares from his ultrawide so no one can actually read anything

it's me

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


guy who is not there

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



only guy who can't see the share and makes it the host's (and everyone else's) problem

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

guy who comes in late after the meeting is over and pings everyone with the fartson joined teams meeting notification

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

guy who pings everyone again because he joined after the first one embarrassedly left the room quick

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 8 hours!
Soiled Meat

Jonny 290 posted:

blue yeti guy

dis is me

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


guy with his hand up throughout the entire meeting and you feel really bad for him when it takes the entire slot to get called on and only gets like the last 30 seconds

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


guy who asks a question at the end of the meeting that derails it for another 15-20 minutes over time

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat
Girl who's background picture her own headshot .

Guy who's background picture is somebody else's headshot.

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


guy whose internet is s


thi


a





rob I think you cut out, can you say that again?



info when the wheel contracts the nut Im sorry my internet cut out for a second, can you hear me?

yep, we can hear you loud and clear, rob!

[five seconds of blank faced silence] awesome, great, sorry about that! anyway next we mi

gre- e- ea-


n





Rob left the call

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


let's parking lot that

*leaves meeting*

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


useless git who spends the whole 1.5 hour meeting dicking around on their phone oh no wait thats me.

dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004

guy who doesn't realise this meeting could have been an email

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


PokeJoe posted:

let's parking lot that

*leaves meeting*

guy who talks about something for the parking lot

guy who asks to parking lot that

guy who did not understand and just keeps talking about it

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


guy who knows the meeting could have been an email

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


guy who comes in to steal a chair for another room

Gnossiennes
Jan 7, 2013


Loving chairs more every day!

guy who asks us to describe/read out the slides we're going over because he's in the car and it's hard to look at his phone while he's driving

also the same guy who requested this meeting for us to go over these slides

he's driving for the entire hour and a half

Gnossiennes
Jan 7, 2013


Loving chairs more every day!

actually i just remembered, the guy who scheduled that meeting joined the meeting 5 minutes late to announce he's moving to a new role, said he had another meeting to attend, and then left

king poo poo

Zlodo
Nov 25, 2006
guy (me) who joins a meeting and starts swearing profusely about ms teams because the sound is not working yet again for some reason

"you have been muted"

oops, turns out the mic did work

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

PokeJoe posted:

Guy who's clearly pretending to work while vacationing and will go offline right after the meeting ends

hell yeah

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

Pollyanna posted:

guy who talks about something for the parking lot

guy who asks to parking lot that

guy who did not understand and just keeps talking about it

just keep it concise
or well put on the parking lot

oooohhh ha ha ha ooooohhh ha ha ha

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 11 years!)

guy who presents from a powerpoint window occupying about 1/4 of his screen

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

person trying to get off the call constantly by saying im conscious of time

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

person who posts sarcastically in the chat to amuse themselves while others are talking

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

person who asks needless, worthless open ended question just as everyone is relieved the meeting is over and extends it by 30 minutes

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

windows user

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git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

american

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