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guy who attends meeting irl and forgets what a huge pain in the rear end conference room A/V stuff is
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guy whose face gets redder every time you look at his little zoom square
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Aug 31, 2022 22:47
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guy who hasn’t worked at the company for over a year but he owns the calendar invite and no one has gotten around to changing it
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Sep 1, 2022 01:28
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guy who is on PTO but forgot to cancel the meeting so everybody showed up and sat in awkward silence
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Sep 1, 2022 01:42
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guy who asks question that shows he clearly didn’t listen for the past 20 minutes (it’s me)
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Sep 1, 2022 09:25
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Kernel Sanders posted:guy who asks question that shows he clearly didn’t listen for the past 20 minutes (it’s me) Guy not noticing because he also wasn't listening
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Sep 1, 2022 09:27
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Guy who keeps chatting in the meeting chat room past the meeting end so everyone keeps getting teams notifications
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Sep 1, 2022 10:07
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Armitag3 posted:Guy who keeps chatting in the meeting chat room past the meeting end so everyone keeps getting teams notifications Guy who accidentally joins the meeting 1 hour early, which pops up that notification toast to all the other attendees, first guy realises the mistake and leaves but the toast causes someone else to join in case they were wrong about the time, which starts the meeting, which pops up another notification, which...
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lady with mic and camera off face down in the couch in a lovely funk because for whatever loving reason not taking adderall for one day makes her depressed and brainless
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Sep 1, 2022 16:01
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guy who hasn't gone to work in months
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Sep 1, 2022 18:09
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PokeJoe posted:guy who hasn't gone to work in months true story. been at my current job about three months. they assigned me a private office in a building about two miles away from home with a bus line that basically takes me door to door. i'm told the office is nice, but i've yet to go on campus to actually use it.
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Sep 1, 2022 20:26
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Guy running a 25 person recurring meeting who insists on everyone introducing themselves when someone new joins the meeting
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Sep 1, 2022 20:38
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nudgenudgetilt posted:true story. been at my current job about three months. they assigned me a private office in a building about two miles away from home with a bus line that basically takes me door to door. i'm told the office is nice, but i've yet to go on campus to actually use it. ngl if i had a private office i'd work a lot more in the office on topic: guy who, 20mins in, is audibly surprised that i'm attending this weekly, regular meeting for a project he assigned me lead to months ago and i've never missed a meeting for and also i've been here the whole meeting time and he's made at least two other comments in this meeting that mentioned everyone except for me 🤗 it's my manager!
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Sep 1, 2022 20:43
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guy whose speech is permanently set at maximum verbosity
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Sep 1, 2022 23:22
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new guy with only shallow understanding of the system and organization making extremely pointed suggestions
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Sep 1, 2022 23:25
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guy eating his own boogers on camera
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Sep 1, 2022 23:28
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my homie dhall posted:guy whose speech is permanently set at maximum verbosity i worked with a guy like this and in retrospect he was just super enthusiastic and competent and tbh really nice and i miss him though there are absolutely the Opposite kinds of verbose people
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Sep 1, 2022 23:49
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person who makes borderline rude comments but you're not sure if maybe they just don't know how to be gentle with people and how maybe you should because nobody likes work so why make it less pleasant
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Sep 1, 2022 23:50
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psiox posted:i worked with a guy like this and in retrospect he was just super enthusiastic and competent and tbh really nice and i miss him my guy too, he’s great. sometimes i wish i had a skip cutscene button though lol
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Sep 2, 2022 00:17
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my homie dhall posted:sometimes i wish i had a skip cutscene button though lol lmao
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Sep 2, 2022 03:32
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my homie dhall posted:guy eating his own boogers on camera don’t doxx me plz
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Sep 2, 2022 12:34
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the last talker I worked with was an ok dev but good lord we eventually all just learned to tell him to stop talking lol
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Sep 2, 2022 14:58
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my homie dhall posted:guy eating his own boogers on camera we already covered him
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Sep 2, 2022 15:23
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guy who asks for simpler-than-necessary things to be explained in depth because "not everybody might have understood them" except that everyone did, and everyone would, if they were listening, which everyone else was doing except for this guy guy
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Sep 2, 2022 21:35
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peep who launches into long ramble using a bunch of acronyms and doesn’t explain what any of them are so 50-80% of the meeting doesn’t know what tf is going on
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Sep 2, 2022 23:29
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peep who didn't think the meeting would be a good use of his time so he declined and didn't show up
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Sep 2, 2022 23:32
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Achmed Jones posted:peep who didn't think the meeting would be a good use of his time so he declined and didn't show up peep who was right
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Sep 3, 2022 00:43
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qirex posted:guy who still uses his laptop's built in mic 2 years into remote work hi
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Sep 3, 2022 00:59
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qirex posted:guy who still uses his laptop's built in mic 2 years into remote work if they don't want me to use it why would they include it (i honestly have no idea how i sound on my timbook pro, is it like poo poo?)
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Sep 9, 2022 21:39
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my homie dhall posted:peep who was right
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Sep 9, 2022 22:08
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my homie dhall posted:peep who was right
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Sep 9, 2022 22:09
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my homie dhall posted:peep who was right
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Sep 9, 2022 22:19
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participant who is clearly a dog
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Sep 10, 2022 00:40
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theres no rule that says a dog can’t be on a zoom
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Sep 10, 2022 01:03
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rotor posted:theres no rule that says a dog can’t be on a zoom I liked the early pandemic rule that if a pet made an appearance the meeting was immediately halted and the owner had to introduce them on camera
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Sep 10, 2022 01:12
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qirex posted:I liked the early pandemic rule that if a pet made an appearance the meeting was immediately halted and the owner had to introduce them on camera that's correct
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Sep 10, 2022 01:16
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qirex posted:I liked the early pandemic rule that if a pet made an appearance the meeting was immediately halted and the owner had to introduce them on camera this is still enforced in all my meetings
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Sep 10, 2022 02:16
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qirex posted:I liked the early pandemic rule that if a pet made an appearance the meeting was immediately halted and the owner had to introduce them on camera
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Sep 10, 2022 03:12
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guy who utilizes all the features provided by the zoom screen share during a long Friday night deployment
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Sep 10, 2022 18:53
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guy who reply all's a meeting invite with 153 people
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