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lord fifth posted:guy who says his name every time he starts speaking even though teams shows it and everybody knows it anyway guy leading a meeting of more than 5 people from cross-orgs and just assumes no one knows each other so We'll Go Around The Room, Why Don't You Start?
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qirex posted:guy who still uses his laptop's built in mic 2 years into remote work its me
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Shaggar posted:old guy who fell asleep with head back and mouth open to the point that people are concerned he is dead this is the parking lot attendant when i leave work, motherfucker is out lol
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Captain Foo posted:Guy who vents to the vendor about internal bs lol yes
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Trimson Grondag 3 posted:wants to talk about politics guy did yall hear about the guy at the recent cisco allhands lol
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Pollyanna posted:lmao dish cisco held an 'addressing hate and gun violence' allhands last week or smth and some guy raised his hand and said 'why dont black people just behave if they dont want to get executed by police' , incredible stuff
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(they were fired shortly thereafter)
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nudgenudgetilt posted:wait. maybe its the same story, who knows! the grapevine will gossip
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psiox posted:rookie mistake, people love to get out of a meeting early the person who ends the meeting and says 'heres twenty minutes back ![]()
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rotor posted:i was absolutely in awe and immediately wrote it down. I have been unable to weaponize the phrase "happenable" but i remain optimistic for future efforts didnt gar try to make happenable a thing years ago
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Armitag3 posted:Because them im listening to people ramble forever and i can’t think of anything more infuriating this happened to one i had yesterday, it reached the 'holy gently caress please just shut up' stage so i left
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Buck Turgidson posted:The guy that takes a poo poo like clockwork every morning at 9:10, trying to keep it together during the 9AM meeting yeah, haha, that guy. hahaa
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PIZZA.BAT posted:the scrum master who doesn't cancel the morning standup even though the only person joining is the guy who's leaving the company in three days while everyone else is on break. just so they can say, 'everyone else is on break and you don't have any items assigned to you but do you have any updates?' lol
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i use amphetamine on macos
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2023 05:21 |
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nvrgrls posted:I'm thankful I don't work somewhere where your Teams status has to stay green when you're not in a meeting. its not required i just dont want anyone to know when i'm takin a nap
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