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Nov 22, 2006

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lord fifth posted:

guy who says his name every time he starts speaking even though teams shows it and everybody knows it anyway

guy leading a meeting of more than 5 people from cross-orgs and just assumes no one knows each other so We'll Go Around The Room, Why Don't You Start?

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Nov 22, 2006

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qirex posted:

guy who still uses his laptop's built in mic 2 years into remote work

its me

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Nov 22, 2006

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Shaggar posted:

old guy who fell asleep with head back and mouth open to the point that people are concerned he is dead

this is the parking lot attendant when i leave work, motherfucker is out lol

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Nov 22, 2006

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Captain Foo posted:

Guy who vents to the vendor about internal bs

lol yes

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Nov 22, 2006

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Trimson Grondag 3 posted:

wants to talk about politics guy

did yall hear about the guy at the recent cisco allhands lol

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Nov 22, 2006

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cisco held an 'addressing hate and gun violence' allhands last week or smth and some guy raised his hand and said 'why dont black people just behave if they dont want to get executed by police' , incredible stuff

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Nov 22, 2006

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(they were fired shortly thereafter)

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Nov 22, 2006

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nudgenudgetilt posted:

wait.

this happened. *again* at cisco? didn't they fire a bunch of people in 2020 over the same thing?

maybe its the same story, who knows! the grapevine will gossip

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Nov 22, 2006

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psiox posted:

rookie mistake, people love to get out of a meeting early

the person who ends the meeting and says 'heres twenty minutes back :) '

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Nov 22, 2006

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rotor posted:

i was absolutely in awe and immediately wrote it down. I have been unable to weaponize the phrase "happenable" but i remain optimistic for future efforts

didnt gar try to make happenable a thing years ago

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Nov 22, 2006

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Armitag3 posted:

Because them im listening to people ramble forever and i canít think of anything more infuriating

this happened to one i had yesterday, it reached the 'holy gently caress please just shut up' stage so i left

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Nov 22, 2006

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Buck Turgidson posted:

The guy that takes a poo poo like clockwork every morning at 9:10, trying to keep it together during the 9AM meeting

yeah, haha, that guy. hahaa

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Nov 22, 2006

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PIZZA.BAT posted:

the scrum master who doesn't cancel the morning standup even though the only person joining is the guy who's leaving the company in three days while everyone else is on break. just so they can say, 'everyone else is on break and you don't have any items assigned to you but do you have any updates?'

and when they're told no they go through each ticket anyways to ask if there's any updates on each one

lol

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Nov 22, 2006

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i use amphetamine on macos

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Nov 22, 2006

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nvrgrls posted:

I'm thankful I don't work somewhere where your Teams status has to stay green when you're not in a meeting.

its not required i just dont want anyone to know when i'm takin a nap

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