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guy who insists we all close our laptops during a teams-based presentation in-office, who then closes their laptop, cutting us off from the presenter who is coming through his laptop
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Tesla was right posted:guy who shares his entire screen instead of just one window so when he tabs back to Teams I have to watch my own webcam with half the frames, several seconds delay and flipped horizontally. the inverse: guy who has to share multiple things during a meeting and just shares each one individually, but has to fumble for two minutes between each share also, a different guy: guy who spends literally five minutes thirty seven seconds reading a large block of text that obviously came from an LLM because it mentions things that don't make any sense in the context of what we're doing
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guy in the meeting who says "so when are we doing the demo" after the demo finishes his team was the one doing the demo
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Apr 18, 2024 11:50
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guy who desperately needed to poo poo before this two and a half hour block of meetings started
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Jul 2, 2024 20:35
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eschaton posted:peep who starts meeting with “what’s up fam, it’s ya boy” peep who somehow makes more than you despite being an insufferable cock who gives students all the loving answers and then crows about his Perfect Success Rate despite churning out idiots who couldn't fizzbuzz their way through a wet paper bag (this was actually a guy at my last job. literally "what's up fam, it's ya boy (name)")
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Jul 3, 2024 05:56
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peep who has to hear phrases like "thought leader" and "NPS" while being on camera so he can't make aggressive j/o motions
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Jul 9, 2024 16:42
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I wish they wouldn't; the world would be better with more modern art and significantly worse with some other MBA fabrication in the mix
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Jul 9, 2024 19:25
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guy who keeps getting pulled into bullshit meetings and then is asked if anything is wrong it's me, and what's wrong is that I'm in yet another bullshit meeting
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Jul 15, 2024 21:33
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oh the person scheduling these bullshit meetings is just plopping them on my calendar. privileges of being C-suite I guess
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Jul 15, 2024 21:43
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I think I'd just die if asked to do that
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crap nerd posted:unmuted on video call app but not physical mute button guy this is me, I flip my headset up to hardware mute myself it beats having to scramble for the fuckin unmute button when I'm not actively paying attention to the meeting
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