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# ¿ Mar 24, 2023 04:14 |
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some of these guys seem pretty cool to me....
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what the gently caress kind of meetings are you people having
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guy who goes off on a 2 minute soliloquy that is just rehashing a dumber version of the last 10 minutes of the meeting
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Pollyanna posted:the one who drags the meeting 10-15 minutes over time asking specific questions about things that their team has absolutely nothing to do with and no one in the room can do anything about or will have their work materially change with or without knowledge of precocious little scamps.
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AnimeIsTrash posted:My favorite variant of this type of guy is during the end of a meeting they ask a series of questions about the topics discussed in the meeting and you have a 2nd meeting. 🔫
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akadajet posted:squirt gun emoji squirt gun emoji
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nvrgrls posted:I'm the guy who declines the meeting. power.
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Guy running a 25 person recurring meeting who insists on everyone introducing themselves when someone new joins the meeting
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my homie dhall posted:peep who was right
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guy or gal who shows up, meaningfully contributes, and just all around has a good time chopping it up with coworkers.
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git apologist posted:guy who makes dumb jokes and then realises it’s not that kind of meeting (it’s me) ![]()
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guy who organized an hour long meeting, realized hes out of discussion points after 20 minutes, and keeps trying to stretch things out just to keep the meeting going.
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no one moreso than yours truly.
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graph posted:the person who ends the meeting and says 'heres twenty minutes back before we talk about the 20 minutes i get back, lets discuss the 40 i will never see again. ![]()
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guy with his camera on who is clearly not paying any attention at all.
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guy who is posting during the meeting
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Sailor Doom posted:you mean guy whos in a meeting during his posting ![]()
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AnimeIsTrash posted:guy who positions his camera at the worst angle guy with xps nostril cam
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guy who is not paying attention with his camera on and loudly typing on a mechanical keyboard unmuted while the meeting is going on.
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guy who was me this morning lol
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Buck Turgidson posted:guy wishing a meteor would zip through his brain and kill him instantly while two morons spend 40 minutes discussing whether a ui for an internal questionnaire is one approved colour or the other one lol
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if it's internal you better believe I'm just going to do whatever I want (leave all of the ui defaults exactly as is)
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vendor showed up to a webex call wearing a santa hat. i am sending you to prison.
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nvrgrls posted:Sometimes if I wanna spice things up I join the meeting early, wait 10 seconds, then leave. This makes a bunch of tryhards also join early and then when I join on time I'm not the first one. for a lot of meetings I've taken to waiting in the lobby until I see three+ other people join to avoid having to make small talk
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guy who doesnt have any meetings today mashallah ![]()
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DaTroof posted:guy who replaced his microphone with a dave chappelle soundboard lol
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guy who slacks you 90 seconds after a meeting start time to ask if you are joining
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love to ahve someone else schedule a 1-1 meeting with me and then no show. best of all possible worlds -- i get to be indignant about their no-show, PLUS I dont have to have a meeting.
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slack you to remind you about the meeting? are you insane? then id have to have the meeting. lets just pretend this whole thing never happened.
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:a good #lifehack to deal with that is to have a water bottle handy and take a long sip from it every time you feel your face start to twist into a “wtf” or laugh ![]()
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distortion park posted:guy browsing the web during a 1:1 sometimes i just get bored.
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guy browsing the web during a 1:1 on a giant monitor in a dimly lit room so every tme the page changes it lights up his face in a different way, making it glaringly obvious what he is doing.
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"oh for sure man" - aforesaid guy, to his boss, raptly
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go play outside Skyler posted:guy who literally hosed during a meeting (but triple checked he was on mute) guy who is epic.... epic for the win.
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i had someone message me 2 minutes BEFORE the meeting's scheduled start time to ask me if i was going to join. are you loving high
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2023 04:14 |
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if he was, he was barking up the wrong tree. i didnt schedule the meeting and neither did he.
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