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lol
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# ¿ May 25, 2022 20:08 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 01:43 |
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some of these guys seem pretty cool to me....
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# ¿ May 25, 2022 20:09 |
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what the gently caress kind of meetings are you people having
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# ¿ May 25, 2022 20:51 |
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guy who goes off on a 2 minute soliloquy that is just rehashing a dumber version of the last 10 minutes of the meeting
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# ¿ May 26, 2022 01:14 |
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Pollyanna posted:the one who drags the meeting 10-15 minutes over time asking specific questions about things that their team has absolutely nothing to do with and no one in the room can do anything about or will have their work materially change with or without knowledge of precocious little scamps.
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# ¿ May 26, 2022 21:07 |
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AnimeIsTrash posted:My favorite variant of this type of guy is during the end of a meeting they ask a series of questions about the topics discussed in the meeting and you have a 2nd meeting. 🔫
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# ¿ May 26, 2022 21:16 |
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akadajet posted:squirt gun emoji squirt gun emoji
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# ¿ May 26, 2022 21:37 |
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nvrgrls posted:I'm the guy who declines the meeting. power.
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# ¿ May 27, 2022 17:40 |
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Guy running a 25 person recurring meeting who insists on everyone introducing themselves when someone new joins the meeting
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2022 21:38 |
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my homie dhall posted:peep who was right
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2022 23:08 |
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guy or gal who shows up, meaningfully contributes, and just all around has a good time chopping it up with coworkers.
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2022 16:26 |
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git apologist posted:guy who makes dumb jokes and then realises it’s not that kind of meeting (it’s me)
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2022 20:44 |
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guy who organized an hour long meeting, realized hes out of discussion points after 20 minutes, and keeps trying to stretch things out just to keep the meeting going.
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2022 19:30 |
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no one moreso than yours truly.
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2022 19:38 |
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graph posted:the person who ends the meeting and says 'heres twenty minutes back ' before we talk about the 20 minutes i get back, lets discuss the 40 i will never see again.
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2022 20:26 |
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guy with his camera on who is clearly not paying any attention at all.
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2022 20:57 |
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guy who is posting during the meeting
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2022 23:02 |
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Sailor Doom posted:you mean guy whos in a meeting during his posting
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2022 23:16 |
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AnimeIsTrash posted:guy who positions his camera at the worst angle guy with xps nostril cam
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2022 23:56 |
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guy who is not paying attention with his camera on and loudly typing on a mechanical keyboard unmuted while the meeting is going on.
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2022 02:27 |
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guy who was me this morning lol
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2022 02:27 |
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Buck Turgidson posted:guy wishing a meteor would zip through his brain and kill him instantly while two morons spend 40 minutes discussing whether a ui for an internal questionnaire is one approved colour or the other one lol
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2022 03:38 |
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if it's internal you better believe I'm just going to do whatever I want (leave all of the ui defaults exactly as is)
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2022 03:39 |
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vendor showed up to a webex call wearing a santa hat. i am sending you to prison.
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2022 22:05 |
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nvrgrls posted:Sometimes if I wanna spice things up I join the meeting early, wait 10 seconds, then leave. This makes a bunch of tryhards also join early and then when I join on time I'm not the first one. for a lot of meetings I've taken to waiting in the lobby until I see three+ other people join to avoid having to make small talk
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2022 17:14 |
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guy who doesnt have any meetings today mashallah
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2022 21:27 |
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DaTroof posted:guy who replaced his microphone with a dave chappelle soundboard lol
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2022 04:37 |
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guy who slacks you 90 seconds after a meeting start time to ask if you are joining
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2022 21:00 |
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love to ahve someone else schedule a 1-1 meeting with me and then no show. best of all possible worlds -- i get to be indignant about their no-show, PLUS I dont have to have a meeting.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2023 22:32 |
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slack you to remind you about the meeting? are you insane? then id have to have the meeting. lets just pretend this whole thing never happened.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2023 22:33 |
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:a good #lifehack to deal with that is to have a water bottle handy and take a long sip from it every time you feel your face start to twist into a “wtf” or laugh
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2023 01:37 |
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distortion park posted:guy browsing the web during a 1:1 sometimes i just get bored.
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2023 20:11 |
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guy browsing the web during a 1:1 on a giant monitor in a dimly lit room so every tme the page changes it lights up his face in a different way, making it glaringly obvious what he is doing.
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2023 20:12 |
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"oh for sure man" - aforesaid guy, to his boss, raptly
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2023 20:12 |
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go play outside Skyler posted:guy who literally hosed during a meeting (but triple checked he was on mute) guy who is epic.... epic for the win.
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2023 20:19 |
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i had someone message me 2 minutes BEFORE the meeting's scheduled start time to ask me if i was going to join. are you loving high
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2023 01:03 |
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if he was, he was barking up the wrong tree. i didnt schedule the meeting and neither did he.
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2023 01:35 |
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guy in meeting who has to piss so bad he cant focus on anything actually happening in the meeting.
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2023 20:57 |
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post hole digger posted:guy who is drinking a cup of coffee during the meeting.
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2023 17:39 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 01:43 |
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i would never try to operate under the illusion that i might watch a recording of a meeting.
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2023 17:04 |