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je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015

Guy who exclusively uses the speakerphone in his cubicle for calls so he's in the background of every teams meeting

Other guy who starts a demo presentation by botching his password and gets locked out of the system.

A department head who ends every meeting with a check on who's awake by asking 22 people one by one if they have any questions.

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je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015

Woman who tells everyone to set their background to match this month's theme, this month's theme is SUMMER! Set your background to something that reminds you of summer!

3 out of 25 people do this and all three are asked to explain their background, so enjoy listening to boomers talk about their summer homes and Myrtle Beach memories for 20 minutes

je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015

Guy who says "haha did you just wake up" despite you spending like 20 seconds clearing your throat after getting woken up

je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015

The guy who asks the team in Malta if they have any 4th of July plans

je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015

The boomer who posts but then deletes an eyeroll emoji in response to the company's pride month announcement

After the acronym "LOKI" comes up in a meeting, the girl asks "where's Thor?", which kicks off 10 minutes of back and forth Marvel jokes in the chat while the Russian sysadmin keeps droning.

je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015

Oh neat, someone got me a G Gundam av. Good guess, it's the only gundarn show I watched

je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015

Peep who starts a meeting early, and 4 minutes later says "oh good, I see everyone else decided to join us today" as they trickle in

Thanks rear end in a top hat, you're lucky my previous meeting ended slightly early

je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015

Oh boy it's September so this month's town hall theme is SCHOOL! Celebrate the new school year by uploading a photo of your alma mater or your child's school/university!

Also peeps who send out company-wide invites to retirement celebrations even though we're spread across five states

je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015

Oh good, I didn't have to necro this thread

Last month's town hall:

quote:

Theme – (Background) In recognition of National Pet Day, which was April 11t, please upload a photo of your loving pet. The unconditional love of a pet can do more than keep you company. Pets can increase opportunities to exercise, they can also help manage loneliness and depression by being a companion.

Please dial in no sooner than 15 minutes before the call begins and remain muted for the duration of the call.

100 peeps sitting in an auditorium watching peeps on a giant screen talking about pets for the first 30 minutes

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je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015

They had snacks

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