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guy who is clearly playing a game during the meeting and gets visibly red when he loses
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May 25, 2022 21:08
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guy who is unironically enjoying the meeting and misses virtual happy hour
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May 26, 2022 00:54
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guy who is being such an rear end in a top hat that he gets muted by the court and found in contempt quote:
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May 27, 2022 05:57
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guy whose face gets redder every time you look at his little zoom square
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Aug 31, 2022 23:47
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participant who is clearly a dog
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Sep 10, 2022 01:40
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senior manager peep who drops a massive policy change that fucks everything up and then fucks off for the weekend without explaining anything
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Nov 8, 2022 16:51
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rotor posted:I was in a meeting and someone asked about the status of a project and a manager said - and this is a verbatim quote: genuine lol
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Nov 9, 2022 01:58
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peep who is saying something but lost the thread at some point and is indiscriminately spewing whatever words happen to come to mind as they desperately try to get ahold of themselves
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Nov 9, 2022 02:00
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peep who shares their screen the wrong way, producing an infinite cascade of the shared meeting
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Nov 21, 2022 20:08
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El Mero Mero posted:Guy who joined the meeting by phone today this was literally me an hour ago every once in a while unmute myself to blast the meeting with train noises and my bad takes
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Nov 29, 2022 22:59
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guy who misses having to do zoom happy hour
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Dec 6, 2022 05:27
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ADINSX posted:I'm the guy in the meeting uncomfortable so many of his traits are showing up in the "types of peeps at meetings" thread the types of peeps were are posting in this thread are immortal human character archetypes. long before zoom meetings would ever exist, there were still these peeps
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Dec 11, 2022 20:50
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had my first completely useless meatspace meeting in years this morning. America’s back, baby!
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Jan 13, 2023 20:21
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a good #lifehack to deal with that is to have a water bottle handy and take a long sip from it every time you feel your face start to twist into a “wtf” or laugh
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Jan 19, 2023 01:17
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taking a two hour lunch is a chad move
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Jan 24, 2023 01:50
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peep who mysteriously wasn’t shitcanned like his far more competent cohort was
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Jun 1, 2023 20:19
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git apologist posted:i discovered auto transcription in chime today which gives me an excuse to pay even less attention reading this as an auto transcription of “chome” and enjoying it
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Aug 1, 2023 02:59
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Corla Plankun posted:i just encountered the first good type of peep at a meeting i've ever heard of: person with a problem that is appropriate for the meeting and also has an extremely pleasant and calm and quiet voice now you’re just making stuff up
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Oct 23, 2023 03:12
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oh no I “accidentally” unmuted myself and everyone on the call “accidentally” heard my frothy stream
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Nov 30, 2023 01:33
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Progressive JPEG posted:someone making a vague hand motion while talking and osx extremely helpfully displaying a thumbs up overlay whoever is responsible for that Mac gesture feature should be shot
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Nov 30, 2023 20:59
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I’ve gotten really into guffaws lately
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Dec 18, 2023 20:23
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recently was promoted so meetings will be my life now. assume I will be able to share some rare types of peeps at meetings
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Dec 21, 2023 20:18
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PIZZA.BAT posted:PHRASING
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Dec 26, 2023 04:48
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peep who keeps saying “I guess what I’m getting at” without ever saying what he’s getting at
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Dec 27, 2023 20:19
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Sweevo posted:yes, if by "zoom call" you mean "live tv broadcast" what a chad move. good for her
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Jan 11, 2024 20:30
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:posted it before elsewhere but a friend joined a meeting and they were all sitting there waiting for the person to set it up to join and it turned out they'd actually died like 3 months ago and nobody realised
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Jan 20, 2024 03:34
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absolute king poo poo
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Jan 20, 2024 03:34
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lady who has mysteriously been “unable to get her camera to work” for the last several weeks not hating; I respect it
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Feb 1, 2024 01:36
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dioxazine posted:guy who asks if the next meeting can be extended two hours so that his issue can be addressed I think you mean “guy who’s gonna have an unfortunate accident in the parking lot this evening”
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Mar 21, 2024 19:09
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guy apparently dialing in from an Egyptian tomb with mummies (?)
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Mar 31, 2024 02:16
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eschaton posted:meeting participant with visionOS persona instant ban from the meeting
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May 2, 2024 01:03
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can’t trust that person’s judgment
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May 2, 2024 01:04
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peep who had nothing better to do during work hours than to create a pretend Happy New Year 2025! card to use as an awkward framing device in a presentation
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Jun 13, 2024 16:10
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outhole surfer posted:person who asks the same question 18 times in slightly different ways, clearly not understanding the simple answer they got peep who is actually a llm
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Jun 15, 2024 01:39
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