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Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
guy who still regularly forgets to unmute himself when asked questions

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Mar 25, 2016
guy who is clearly playing a game during the meeting and gets visibly red when he loses

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Mar 25, 2016
guy who is unironically enjoying the meeting and misses virtual happy hour

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Mar 25, 2016
guy who is being such an rear end in a top hat that he gets muted by the court and found in contempt

quote:


Marshall, who was indefinitely suspended for at least a year in January, said he wanted to address the court in his defense. But Chief Justice Shannon Bacon said since he is not currently a licensed attorney, Marshall would have to be placed under oath first.



Marshall, a former state legislator from Albuquerque, repeatedly interrupted Bacon until she finally halted the hearing and the justices walked out of the courtroom.

When they returned minutes later, Bacon announced she had spoken with the court’s “IT folks” to mute Marshall, who was appearing at the hearing remotely.

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
guy whose face gets redder every time you look at his little zoom square

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Mar 25, 2016
participant who is clearly a dog

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Mar 25, 2016
senior manager peep who drops a massive policy change that fucks everything up and then fucks off for the weekend without explaining anything

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Mar 25, 2016

rotor posted:

I was in a meeting and someone asked about the status of a project and a manager said - and this is a verbatim quote:

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we liaised with relevant stakeholders and concluded that the project is not happenable given current constraints.


genuine lol

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
peep who is saying something but lost the thread at some point and is indiscriminately spewing whatever words happen to come to mind as they desperately try to get ahold of themselves

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Mar 25, 2016
peep who shares their screen the wrong way, producing an infinite cascade of the shared meeting

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Mar 25, 2016

El Mero Mero posted:

Guy who joined the meeting by phone today

this was literally me an hour ago

every once in a while unmute myself to blast the meeting with train noises and my bad takes

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
guy who misses having to do zoom happy hour

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Mar 25, 2016

ADINSX posted:

I'm the guy in the meeting uncomfortable so many of his traits are showing up in the "types of peeps at meetings" thread

the types of peeps were are posting in this thread are immortal human character archetypes. long before zoom meetings would ever exist, there were still these peeps

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
had my first completely useless meatspace meeting in years this morning. America’s back, baby!

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
a good #lifehack to deal with that is to have a water bottle handy and take a long sip from it every time you feel your face start to twist into a “wtf” or laugh

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Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
taking a two hour lunch is a chad move

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