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scrum master who goes through every line item and reads it out. then they open the comment and read out, 'we're still blocked on this, no update' out loud and then asks if there's any update
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guy who keeps applying different effects to their face and derailing the meeting while the manager fails to hide their intense aggravation
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the peep who sends out 30 individual meeting invites despite working in an office for 20 years and not realizing that they can be set to a repeating schedule
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graph posted:cisco held an 'addressing hate and gun violence' allhands last week or smth and some guy raised his hand and said 'why dont black people just behave if they dont want to get executed by police' , incredible stuff https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMRll73oB9M
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Modulo16 posted:Guy who says maybe 5 words in the meeting. Is the SME for AWS/Azure/GCP/etc. Will absolutely drop right at the scheduled time the meeting ends. it’s me
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PokeJoe posted:Guy who always asks if you're sure your estimate couldn't be faster why do i read this thread. why am i subjecting myself to this psychic damage
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cheque_some posted:the guy that asks "Anything else?" when you give your standup update i know i post  a lot itt but:
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i still love the poster who accidentally sent his offer letter to hr & his boss instead of his resignation
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guy who joins the company townhall teams meeting five minutes early where they're gonna announce layoffs, thereby pinging the entire company that someone has joined the meeting
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jesus WEP posted:the false start cascade is the most god damned annoying thing, gently caress that and people joining after the meeting ended followed by someone else joining to tell them the meeting ended cascade
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the scrum master who doesn't cancel the morning standup even though the only person joining is the guy who's leaving the company in three days while everyone else is on break. just so they can say, 'everyone else is on break and you don't have any items assigned to you but do you have any updates?' and when they're told no they go through each ticket anyways to ask if there's any updates on each one thank loving god i'm leaving this place
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ten minutes in and they're still loving talking
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Asymmetric POSTer posted:why would you even show up to that? professional courtesy
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jesus WEP posted:project manager “@all Please Join” 2 seconds after starting the meeting last job i had a pm that would start calling people on teams immediately after the meeting started. let me tell ya when i'm in something much more important than a daily standup presenting to executives it's real great when my teams client starts ringing over and over again
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Sagebrush posted:Professor who says to his class "I'll be back in just a moment" and then mutes but fails to turn off his camera as he hits an enormous bong, leading to videos of the incident being shared on Instagram gently caress yeah
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that's a perfect summation of yammer, thank you
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