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Let us catalog all the various types of guys (gals, and nonbinary pals) that we run into at meetings.
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May 25, 2022 18:36
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Guy who's dog is loudly barking while they're trying to speak at a meeting.
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May 25, 2022 18:36
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guy who's double muted and then apologizes for being double muted before asking a question
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May 25, 2022 20:55
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type of guy who says a joke and waits for laughter
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May 25, 2022 21:06
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Gentle Autist posted:person who uses endless acronyms and jargon and makes most people feel dumb that they don’t know them bro if you're going to do 6 posts in a row at least make sure they're funny
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May 26, 2022 00:36
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dumbass australian
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May 26, 2022 00:36
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Gentle Autist posted:i post how i want. i never post funny. dwi Opps I was going to write jk i'm not funny either but then I went to eat some trail mix and forgot.
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May 26, 2022 17:03
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guy who laughs at his joke for a solid 2 minutes before proceeding with their presentation
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May 26, 2022 17:03
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Pollyanna posted:the one who drags the meeting 10-15 minutes over time asking specific questions about things that their team has absolutely nothing to do with and no one in the room can do anything about or will have their work materially change with or without knowledge of My favorite variant of this type of guy is during the end of a meeting they ask a series of questions about the topics discussed in the meeting and you have a 2nd meeting.
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May 26, 2022 21:12
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You stayed for the whole meeting, why on earth would you ask what it's about at the end??? Absolutely maddening
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May 26, 2022 21:13
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May 26, 2022 21:41
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awful, change the title back
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May 27, 2022 01:41
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Guy who sounds like ben shapiro arguing with your boss about the what the product that she works on does.
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Aug 31, 2022 19:30
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Also type of guy who speaks way too softly while presenting.
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Aug 31, 2022 19:59
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guy who reply all's a meeting invite with 153 people
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Nov 4, 2022 16:11
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Asymmetric POSTer posted:guy who replies all to the reply all asking to be removed from the email string thats always a good one, it's tempting to reply all with "no"
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Nov 4, 2022 16:31
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We had a new hire accidentally email the entire department instead of a subset. About 6 people reply all'd to tell her wrong mailing list.
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Nov 4, 2022 16:32
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guy who runs the startup and tells people theyre running long when they go over a minute
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Nov 9, 2022 20:41
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guy who limits standups to 3 minutes because hes scrummaster now
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Nov 17, 2022 03:13
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akadajet posted:oh boy the few times I've had to fill in running standup everyone always tells me "oh wow, that was fast and painless". The secret is to tell people to "table it" the instant they go off topic. It's much better on my newer team but on my old team we used to have guys who loved to hold how smart they were over you. Our SM was way too passive aggressive to tell them to shut up. Saying your status, and talking in more detail about stuff later is such a simple concept but it's incredibly hard for certain types of people to understand. AnimeIsTrash fucked around with this message at 23:42 on Nov 17, 2022 |
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Nov 17, 2022 23:40
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PokeJoe posted:Guy who always asks if you're sure your estimate couldn't be faster Didn't realize we had a manager joining the meeting.
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Nov 19, 2022 18:32
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Sagebrush posted:It was either in here or in the shsc terrible coworkers thread that I read about the guy who was naming all his variables after the women in the office what on earth
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Nov 24, 2022 20:30
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guy who positions his camera at the worst angle
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Nov 29, 2022 23:54
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host who whispers into his headset/phone the whole meeting
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Dec 6, 2022 02:45
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PIZZA.BAT posted:i still love the poster who accidentally sent his offer letter to hr & his boss instead of his resignation respect
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Dec 6, 2022 02:45
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one of my meetings devolved into that when someone introduced us to my company's brand guide
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Dec 6, 2022 03:08
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guy whos 15 minutes late to start a meeting because he was playing dwarf fortress
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Dec 7, 2022 03:15
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guy who says hello to anyone who joins the meeting
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Dec 7, 2022 20:50
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Guy who keeps on making a joke about how you couldn't make blazing saddles today because people would be too offended.
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Dec 9, 2022 01:24
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ADINSX posted:I'm the guy in the meeting uncomfortable so many of his traits are showing up in the "types of peeps at meetings" thread hello coworker
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Dec 11, 2022 21:43
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We used to play monopoly during an hour long weekly status meeting. 
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Dec 13, 2022 17:15
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guy who has a meeting at 7:30 in the morning @_@
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Jan 13, 2023 21:17
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Plorkyeran posted:my slack status is "away" 95% of the day and it's just not a problem  If anyone asks I am VNC'd into one of our developer machines.
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Jan 29, 2023 04:43
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go play outside Skyler posted:guy who literally hosed during a meeting (but triple checked he was on mute) that guys name? albert einstein
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Jan 29, 2023 04:44
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guy who starts presenting and forgets that webex double mutes him
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Feb 10, 2023 16:35
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Zlodo posted:guy who rambles on and on during the daily standup about whatever architectural choice in the engine caused him grief the previous day my cowkrers do this and derail every meeting by 10-20 minutes
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Mar 2, 2023 16:11
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guy who starts talking, goes to change his mic to a better one, and comes back and starts mumbling
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Apr 27, 2023 16:34
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guy whos computer updates right before a meeting
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May 30, 2023 15:25
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Asymmetric POSTer posted:guy who initiates all their computer updates during prime work hours and uses that as an excuse to why they cant be productive (my boss) thats the way to do it tbh i sometimes use the virus scanner as an excuse for not doing work
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May 30, 2023 18:57
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guy who gets really offended if you suggest we should meet over im instead of over webex
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Jul 29, 2023 23:07
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