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Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

looking up at people’s chins like i’m actually sitting on their lap

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Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

people with the office with the lockers background i’m so sick of it

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

next slide please

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

oop t-too much

bit back

thanks

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

people who’s camera is angled in such a way that their head only occupies the bottom 25% of their image

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

guy with cats who frequently walk in front of the camera

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

show cat
show is the CAT
omg show cat

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

Jonny 290 posted:

guy who fancies himself a 'power user' rdp'ing into the laptop that has zoom on it and screaming across the room with three seconds lag
actually had to deal with that at last job

lmao

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

Kazinsal posted:

guy who points out that nobody has their camera on as soon as the boss joins

fuuuuck

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

guy who screen shares from his ultrawide so no one can actually read anything

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

guy who comes in late after the meeting is over and pings everyone with the fartson joined teams meeting notification

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

guy who pings everyone again because he joined after the first one embarrassedly left the room quick

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

Pollyanna posted:

guy who talks about something for the parking lot

guy who asks to parking lot that

guy who did not understand and just keeps talking about it

just keep it concise
or we’ll put on the parking lot

oooohhh ha ha ha ooooohhh ha ha ha

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

nudgenudgetilt posted:

wait.

this happened. *again* at cisco? didn't they fire a bunch of people in 2020 over the same thing?

What do you expect from a co of cis

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

Guy who keeps chatting in the meeting chat room past the meeting end so everyone keeps getting teams notifications

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

Asymmetric POSTer posted:

why would anyone want people to be concise in meetings instead of just let them ramble forever so you can just zone out and work less?

Because them im listening to people ramble forever and i can’t think of anything more infuriating

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

I work with a pretty cool guy, but bless his heart he rambles on for far too long, I guess because he doesn't know how to end his turn - so he deflates more and more before perking up with a recap of what he said before which usually feedback loops into more rambling and if you don't cut him off at some polite point, it'll never stop.

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

The worst case of standup was at old job where the lead actually took pen and paper notes of what everyone did and will do like he was taking in homework

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

guy who raises hand in teams instead of clapping or whatever and quietly lowers it when the presenter spends a minute asking what the question was

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

guy who, after you offer a lengthy explanation for something, gives you the colombo special and goes “that makes sense that makes sense, but <something completely different or opposite to what was agreed>”

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Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

Cybernetic Vermin posted:

i like how you're a murderer in this analogy

guilty of killing time

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