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people with the office with the lockers background i’m so sick of it
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May 25, 2022 19:00
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next slide please
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May 25, 2022 19:03
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oop t-too much bit back thanks
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May 25, 2022 19:04
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people who’s camera is angled in such a way that their head only occupies the bottom 25% of their image
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May 25, 2022 19:05
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guy with cats who frequently walk in front of the camera
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May 25, 2022 19:17
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show cat show is the CAT omg show cat
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May 25, 2022 19:19
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Jonny 290 posted:guy who fancies himself a 'power user' rdp'ing into the laptop that has zoom on it and screaming across the room with three seconds lag lmao
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May 25, 2022 19:29
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Kazinsal posted:guy who points out that nobody has their camera on as soon as the boss joins fuuuuck
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May 25, 2022 21:05
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guy who screen shares from his ultrawide so no one can actually read anything
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May 25, 2022 21:19
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guy who comes in late after the meeting is over and pings everyone with the fartson joined teams meeting notification
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May 25, 2022 21:23
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guy who pings everyone again because he joined after the first one embarrassedly left the room quick
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May 25, 2022 21:24
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Pollyanna posted:guy who talks about something for the parking lot just keep it concise or we’ll put on the parking lot oooohhh ha ha ha ooooohhh ha ha ha
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May 25, 2022 23:07
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nudgenudgetilt posted:wait. What do you expect from a co of cis
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Jun 3, 2022 15:59
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Guy who keeps chatting in the meeting chat room past the meeting end so everyone keeps getting teams notifications
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Sep 1, 2022 11:07
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Asymmetric POSTer posted:why would anyone want people to be concise in meetings instead of just let them ramble forever so you can just zone out and work less? Because them im listening to people ramble forever and i can’t think of anything more infuriating
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Nov 17, 2022 13:38
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I work with a pretty cool guy, but bless his heart he rambles on for far too long, I guess because he doesn't know how to end his turn - so he deflates more and more before perking up with a recap of what he said before which usually feedback loops into more rambling and if you don't cut him off at some polite point, it'll never stop.
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Nov 17, 2022 15:22
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The worst case of standup was at old job where the lead actually took pen and paper notes of what everyone did and will do like he was taking in homework
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Nov 18, 2022 13:02
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guy who raises hand in teams instead of clapping or whatever and quietly lowers it when the presenter spends a minute asking what the question was
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Mar 9, 2023 11:17
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guy who, after you offer a lengthy explanation for something, gives you the colombo special and goes “that makes sense that makes sense, but <something completely different or opposite to what was agreed>”
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Cybernetic Vermin posted:i like how you're a murderer in this analogy guilty of killing time
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Mar 27, 2023 19:37
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:oh no I “accidentally” unmuted myself and everyone on the call “accidentally” heard my frothy stream someone turns their camera on “someone frying chicken in there?”
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Nov 30, 2023 08:41
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BAZONGA
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well-read undead posted:person whose airpods are running low on battery so their voice sounds like a robot for some reason?? i got told that happens regardless of battery status on teams because microsoft is garbage
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Dec 22, 2023 23:30
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jesus WEP posted:lmao i’ve been on both sides of that one need to send a jk jk afterwards
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Dec 25, 2023 22:34
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Trimson Grondag 3 posted:nah it was a few years ago with the head of our security go to market, and I had the secfuck thread open so I was able to desperately play it off. “Oh this? it’s like stack overflow but everyone is wrong”
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Dec 26, 2023 00:05
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goblin week posted:guy with a wide camera angle that captures his dog licking his balls through the entire meeting happy remote fisherman
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Dec 26, 2023 00:33
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guy that joins the all hands camera on, from the car, with only the glow of their phone dimly caressing those stupefied orbs, and abruptly shows up right next to the CEO's camera feed
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welcome to the post-mortem meeting, as always we’re going to start with some Fs in chat
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