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guy who gets asked a question, takes 20 seconds to turn his mic on to ask "sorry, I missed that, can you repeat the question" and then gives an answer that makes it crystal clear that he's been napping the entire time.
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qirex posted:guy who still uses his laptop's built in mic 2 years into remote work its me, im the guy
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Jonny 290 posted:guy who specifically runs a movable webcam and points it at pet in the corner this is the best kind of meeting guy imo
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guy who talks for 5 minutes using nothing but words like "probably, you know, mostly kinda like how, uh, you know, the implementation is ah, you know, probably kinda uh probably" and whose net statement is "i dont know"
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akadajet posted:the really sexy guy without a shirt on akadajet posted:the really sexy lady without a shirt on man am i ever in the wrong meetings
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mister eating potato chips from the bag
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at my old job back in 2008 before zoom calls we'd have a lot of conference calls where people would dial in and talk because we had a bunch of little offices and there was someone who had a parrot and we could never figure out who owned it or when or if the parrot would strike but every now & then there'd be just like the CFO talking about whatever and then BRAAAAAAWK and then we'd have to ask that whoever has the parrot please remember to mute and no one would ever admit to having the parrot.
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May 29, 2022 06:54
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Jonny 290 posted:neat, now this is a parroty thread im goin to bed
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Progressive JPEG posted:i am actually the guy that talks about gardening for several minutes making the meeting run late this is an ok type of guy to be imo
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guy who attends meeting irl and forgets what a huge pain in the rear end conference room A/V stuff is
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Aug 31, 2022 22:57
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theres no rule that says a dog can’t be on a zoom
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qirex posted:I liked the early pandemic rule that if a pet made an appearance the meeting was immediately halted and the owner had to introduce them on camera this is still enforced in all my meetings
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Sep 10, 2022 03:16
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ardiem posted:guy prefacing every answer with "that's a great question!" in my experience this is a phrase that typically precedes a longwinded version of "I dont know"
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Nov 8, 2022 19:29
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psiox posted:everyone loves that person unless i'm grossly mistaken not a fan of the phrasing (you're just returning the time you stole from me, dont act like you're doing me a favor) but yeah i do indeed love a meeting that ends early.
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I was in a meeting and someone asked about the status of a project and a manager said - and this is a verbatim quote:quote:we liaised with relevant stakeholders and concluded that the project is not happenable given current constraints.
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i was absolutely in awe and immediately wrote it down. I have been unable to weaponize the phrase "happenable" but i remain optimistic for future efforts
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Nov 8, 2022 23:54
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:genuine lol I was literally rendered speechless
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Nov 9, 2022 02:10
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graph posted:didnt gar try to make happenable a thing years ago after being informed of the situation, Gar and I became aligned on vision and agreed to actively pursue complimentary goals.
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AnimeIsTrash posted:guy who runs the startup and tells people theyre running long when they go over a minute this is a good kind of peep unti he tells ME i'm running long and then he's a fascist rear end in a top hat
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the thing is that 90% of scrums are actually status meetings and its ok to acknowledge that.
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I have found the rush to table anything that isn't "FEATURE A, NO BLOCKERS! NEXT!" can be taken too far. Sometimes people take a minute or two to get around to mentioning things that affect more people. There's a nice midrange where people have more than a minute - I was at one place that literally handed off a little 1 minute hourglass egg timer thing and if you ran out of time you had to stop talking and give it to the next guy - and just letting some guy drone on endlessly about his adventures with xml validation.
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Nov 17, 2022 07:16
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PokeJoe posted:Guy who always asks if you're sure your estimate couldn't be faster this fuckin guy
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carry on then posted:my 4k monitors are easily enough to contain it but 30 seconds in to every time he shares someone has to ask him to make fonts bigger or something its me, i'm the old guy telling people I can't read their 6 point fonts
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Nov 21, 2022 20:51
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i worked with a german guy who would use descriptive but abbreviated names but they were all in german.
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Nov 24, 2022 08:20
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i always have my camera on because i hate talking to black boxes and I figure theres other people who probably do as well.
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Nov 28, 2022 04:49
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Jonny 290 posted:i grew up in the world of radio, it's natural for me to just...talk to people. I kind of get it though. however i hate 99% of peoples backdrops so backdrops are for cowards or pranksters or artistes but mostly cowards
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PokeJoe posted:to me the black box is just like making a regular phone call i find the camera makes it a lot easier to signal simple things like yes/no, agree/disagree etc without unmuting. It's higher bandwidth communication. If I'm just listening to some allhands or whatever yeah I'll turn my camera off cause why bother but
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