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nudgenudgetilt
Mar 18, 2003

guy that always makes it look like the daily standup is interrupting his life in new and different ways each day

how did this meeting suddenly appear, conflicting with my dog walk / coffee trip / dog daycare drop-off / $excuseOfDay

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nudgenudgetilt
Mar 18, 2003

Gentle Autist posted:

windows user

linux user

nudgenudgetilt
Mar 18, 2003

that person with a poo poo audio setup that constantly adds echo or feedback when unmuted

nudgenudgetilt
Mar 18, 2003

dioxazine posted:

no one truly owns a bird

false. all birds are robots owned by the cia.

nudgenudgetilt
Mar 18, 2003

graph posted:

cisco held an 'addressing hate and gun violence' allhands last week or smth and some guy raised his hand and said 'why dont black people just behave if they dont want to get executed by police' , incredible stuff

wait.

this happened. *again* at cisco? didn't they fire a bunch of people in 2020 over the same thing?

nudgenudgetilt
Mar 18, 2003

PokeJoe posted:

guy who hasn't gone to work in months

true story. been at my current job about three months. they assigned me a private office in a building about two miles away from home with a bus line that basically takes me door to door. i'm told the office is nice, but i've yet to go on campus to actually use it.

nudgenudgetilt
Mar 18, 2003

subtle founder shade thrown there?

nudgenudgetilt
Mar 18, 2003

~Coxy posted:

the person who has a Mac

i mean, you could have stopped there to avoid repeating yourself

nudgenudgetilt
Mar 18, 2003

i usually have my camera on if i'm interviewing someone or in a 1:1, but if it's a group meeting there's a fair chance i'm turning my camera off so i can pick my nose in peace

nudgenudgetilt
Mar 18, 2003

graph posted:

yeah, haha, that guy. hahaa

nudgenudgetilt
Mar 18, 2003

i might have turned off my wifi mid meeting and claimed my internet dropped once or twice due to nature demanding schedules be kept

nudgenudgetilt
Mar 18, 2003

you just open each slide up in powerpoint using edit mode so all the slide thumbs are still on the left, right?

nudgenudgetilt
Mar 18, 2003

AnimeIsTrash posted:

guy whos computer updates right before a meeting

promise i don't do that in hopes of poo poo breaking so i can skip the meeting

nudgenudgetilt
Mar 18, 2003

Asymmetric POSTer posted:

guy who initiates all their computer updates during prime work hours and uses that as an excuse to why they cant be productive (my boss)

running updates on a work machine is work. i'm not running work updates on my own goddamn time

nudgenudgetilt
Mar 18, 2003

well poo poo, if we're going there:

santa claus
easter bunny

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nudgenudgetilt
Mar 18, 2003

Captain Foo posted:

This coworker does not exist

thank you, cap

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