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Jonny 290 posted:neat, now this is a parroty thread
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akadajet posted:oh boy the few times I've had to fill in running standup everyone always tells me "oh wow, that was fast and painless". The secret is to tell people to "table it" the instant they go off topic. Way back when we were in office and I was scrum master people could chat about something as long as it took me to write it on a post it note for parking lot, it was a nice visual cue to wrap it up that worked well
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PokeJoe posted:Guy who always asks if you're sure your estimate couldn't be faster the "every leader at amazon" guy
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carry on then posted:that one dev whose only monitor is a 50" ultrawide and who refuses to share anything but their entire screen at any time Gigachad developer vs virgin coworker code review reply guy
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cheque_some posted:the guy that asks "Anything else?" when you give your standup update I’m just trying to be polite I don’t want to cut anyone off 
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Jonny 290 posted:PM spotted lmao
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If I turn the camera on I spend the entire time looking at myself to make sure I don’t look weird
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:guy who misses having to do zoom happy hour cant possibly imagine this guy sorry
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Jonny 290 posted:lol if u read ur email
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Sagebrush posted:if it's just five minutes it's lame as hell to mention it I use it as a way to indicate I'm wrapping up "well, we have 5 minutes left but if there's nothing else I think we can wrap up" is the same as "well, we're at time, so if there's nothing else lets wrap up"; the implication with both is unless the thing you wanna bring up is really, really important please just be quiet
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I'm the guy in the meeting uncomfortable so many of his traits are showing up in the "types of peeps at meetings" thread
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Sagebrush posted:Professor who says to his class "I'll be back in just a moment" and then mutes but fails to turn off his camera as he hits an enormous bong, leading to videos of the incident being shared on Instagram lame students, let professor bongrip do his thing
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