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ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

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Jonny 290 posted:

neat, now this is a parroty thread

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ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

akadajet posted:

oh boy the few times I've had to fill in running standup everyone always tells me "oh wow, that was fast and painless". The secret is to tell people to "table it" the instant they go off topic.

Way back when we were in office and I was scrum master people could chat about something as long as it took me to write it on a post it note for parking lot, it was a nice visual cue to wrap it up that worked well

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

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PokeJoe posted:

Guy who always asks if you're sure your estimate couldn't be faster

the "every leader at amazon" guy

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

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carry on then posted:

that one dev whose only monitor is a 50" ultrawide and who refuses to share anything but their entire screen at any time

Gigachad developer vs virgin coworker code review reply guy

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

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cheque_some posted:

the guy that asks "Anything else?" when you give your standup update

Iím just trying to be polite I donít want to cut anyone off :(

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

Jonny 290 posted:

PM spotted lmao

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

If I turn the camera on I spend the entire time looking at myself to make sure I donít look weird

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

guy who misses having to do zoom happy hour

cant possibly imagine this guy sorry

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

Jonny 290 posted:

lol if u read ur email

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

Sagebrush posted:

if it's just five minutes it's lame as hell to mention it

like i will tell my students "well, there's still half an hour left but we're done for today, you can just head out if you like"

but if i did that with five minutes left in the class? what a weenie move.



I use it as a way to indicate I'm wrapping up "well, we have 5 minutes left but if there's nothing else I think we can wrap up" is the same as "well, we're at time, so if there's nothing else lets wrap up"; the implication with both is unless the thing you wanna bring up is really, really important please just be quiet

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

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I'm the guy in the meeting uncomfortable so many of his traits are showing up in the "types of peeps at meetings" thread

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ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

Sagebrush posted:

Professor who says to his class "I'll be back in just a moment" and then mutes but fails to turn off his camera as he hits an enormous bong, leading to videos of the incident being shared on Instagram

(Not me fortunately)

lame students, let professor bongrip do his thing

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