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Jonny 290 posted:guy who fancies himself a 'power user' rdp'ing into the laptop that has zoom on it and screaming across the room with three seconds lag or takes a Teams call on VDI (in fairness, it really sucks being in multiple orgs) Captain Foo posted:peep who asks highly specific questions about their personal situation during the generic hr benefits meeting I just had this someone even came up with this request to be paid fortnightly rather than monthly, which hasn't ever been a thing
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# ¿ May 30, 2022 07:35 |
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2024 04:04 |
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PIZZA.BAT posted:the peep who sends out 30 individual meeting invites despite working in an office for 20 years and not realizing that they can be set to a repeating schedule this is outlook's fault for not having any way of booking a recurring meeting if the resource isn't available 1/30 times
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2022 13:40 |
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Armitag3 posted:Guy who keeps chatting in the meeting chat room past the meeting end so everyone keeps getting teams notifications Guy who accidentally joins the meeting 1 hour early, which pops up that notification toast to all the other attendees, first guy realises the mistake and leaves but the toast causes someone else to join in case they were wrong about the time, which starts the meeting, which pops up another notification, which...
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2022 11:55 |
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carry on then posted:that one dev whose only monitor is a 50" ultrawide and who refuses to share anything but their entire screen at any time the person who has a Mac and always shares the full screen rather than presents the powerpoint so you can see that he has a Mac
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2022 02:49 |
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Kernel Sanders posted:guy screen sharing his browser that’s not running an ad blocker and you can see all his “hot Russian babes waiting for you” ads plaster everywhere I also like the bookmarks bar. Nobody has ever commented on my "User Control Panel" though.
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2022 02:25 |
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Sagebrush posted:the guy who opens every meeting by telling everyone how sick he is today Don't worry, it's not covid! It's "just" a cold.
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2022 02:49 |
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having "hybrid" meetings is a fool's errand anyway even if you have the fancy polycom/cisco kit there will be side conversations and all sorts of other remarks going on and sharing a screen from a laptop in the room is usually fraught just do it with everyone joining the VC
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2022 12:11 |
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tak posted:I say "alright I'll call it there" but cut myself off by closing the tab good guy/gal; most meetings spend way too long on goodbyes
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2023 04:52 |
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OldAlias posted:a couple ppl with the same webcam glitch where eventually they start jerking around and then there’s a weirdly coloured and distorted display of the other people on call on a thin bar on top of their display the guy who turns on that loving animation overlay onto their camera feed of yellow bubbles (I have no idea what this is meant to be - swimming in champagne?) that looks like rear end
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2023 02:57 |
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Raluek posted:I just ignore the update prompt until it gets pushy and forces a restart, ruining my workflow and making me grumpy for the rest of the day If you piss microsoft off by not restarting your PC for a few days, there's a full-screen modal you get that has like three options on it, and I'm pretty sure that whichever one you pick then it will restart your PC without permission.
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2023 02:30 |
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it's my personal machine, I'll take a screenshot next time I see it (and record which button I press for the class action)
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2023 02:38 |
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Corla Plankun posted:when the useless contractors finally lost their contact at my last job they dropped like twelve hours of recorded videos on us"for reference" and that's the worst bytes/information ratio I've ever seen in my life aside from mine posts I had the pleasure of handing over an integration to the support team and they made me run a KT session on MS Teams which they recorded. It basically consists of me clicking through pages of the wiki in ADO and reading them out loud.
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2023 13:13 |
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Zlodo posted:people filling the right side of your screen with notifications by replying "thank you" after an interminable all hands company meeting this is indeed awful, but you can right click the meeting chat -> Leave
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2023 04:22 |
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well-read undead posted:guy who screenshares a big bang theory clip for a "humor break" today I saw a tiktok of a youtube being posted to MS Teams the actual video part was like one of those postage-stamp realmedia files from the late 90s, contained in a pillarbox then a letterbox
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2023 02:54 |
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my homie dhall posted:guy who consistently mixes up the indian contractors’ names white guy barging in at the start of the call to make sure everyone knows it's pronounced "dixit"
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2024 02:19 |
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:mechanical keyboard user detected I don't know why Teams is unable to ignore mechanical keyboard clacking; Discord does it fine!
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2024 02:20 |
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:guy whose physical mute button and teams mute status somehow get reversed that's not my fault, a Teams update broke integration with my headset!!!
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2024 11:56 |
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Buck Turgidson posted:Well? Do they? if they're near Sliema then they will probably go to the Festa of Our Lady of the Sacred Heart
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2024 02:41 |
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je1 healthcare posted:After the acronym "LOKI" comes up in a meeting, the girl asks "where's Thor?", which kicks off 10 minutes of back and forth Marvel jokes in the chat while the Russian sysadmin keeps droning. We had a panel discussion where each member of the panel was assigned a marvel superhero and read out a description generated by ChatGPT and the audience had to guess who it was It was interminable
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2024 04:12 |
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2024 04:04 |
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ADINSX posted:Person in the meeting watching gundam the entire time person in the meeting with glasses that almost perfectly the reflect the contents of their screen
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2024 02:35 |