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high level manager who is wrestling with twisted earbuds
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2024 01:17 |
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Guy who vents to the vendor about internal bs
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peep who asks highly specific questions about their personal situation during the generic hr benefits meeting
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qsvui posted:hmm i've never been paid monthly, only biweekly I’ve had both though biweekly was much more common
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Kernel Sanders posted:guy who forgets he’s screen sharing and starts browsing women in the company registry uhhhhhhhhhhh
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~Coxy posted:this is outlook's fault for not having any way of booking a recurring meeting if the resource isn't available 1/30 times this is configurable by your exchange admin hth
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middle manager who hijacks the meeting to spew a bunch of buzzwords
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rotor posted:after being informed of the situation, Gar and I became aligned on vision and agreed to actively pursue complimentary goals. ![]()
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anyone who uses more business-speak than me is a mindless corporate drone and anyone who uses less just isn’t operating in a professional manner
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AtomD posted:just remembered this again http://conferencecall.biz poo poo lol thanks i had also forgotten about this
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giogadi posted:person who ends every question by literally saying “…question mark?”. an interview candidate did this today ![]()
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Sagebrush posted:i always have my camera on because it would be insane to teach a class any other way. we know
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lmao that is petty as gently caress anf also hilarious
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PIZZA.BAT posted:i still love the poster who accidentally sent his offer letter to hr & his boss instead of his resignation the bloody maneuver is named for the poster who did it
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nvrgrls posted:guy who comes into the meeting just to snipe for no reason well done
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jesus WEP posted:it just means reacting to what’s happening but its etymology is 100% from bustin a nut peep who snypes
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nvrgrls posted:I have "subnet mask to cidr" google search up and if I share my screen with a ccna I'll never live it down! 255.255.255.69
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~Coxy posted:If you piss microsoft off by not restarting your PC for a few days, there's a full-screen modal you get that has like three options on it, and I'm pretty sure that whichever one you pick then it will restart your PC without permission. skill issue
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i actually had to review a meeting recording for information once and i was also in the entire meeting
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Trimson Grondag 3 posted:guys who asks for a recording of your meeting then earnestly watches the whole thing, takes notes, and asks follow up questions. This coworker does not exist
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George posted:watch a twitch stream please do not advocate self harm
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:hey guys sorry i'm late could someone summarize the last 21 pages of this thread? it’s u
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:someone is still not on mute can you go on mute if you are not talking please? can you go on mute
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:I can't hear you properly you're very faint your volume is fine but it’s really choppy
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:posted it before elsewhere but a friend joined a meeting and they were all sitting there waiting for the person to set it up to join and it turned out they'd actually died like 3 months ago and nobody realised ![]()
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graph posted:lol if you think i'm spending a dime of my money on that poo poo i just asked the helpdesk for a headset and they gave me one, try that
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Easter peeps
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fresh_cheese posted:guy who sits on mute till the last 5 minutes and then interjects with a “when are you going to cover the required XXX process plan?” hell yeah
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jesus WEP posted:never did this but i did call everyone else on the teams meeting “chat” once brutal self own
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Armitag3 posted:welcome to the post-mortem meeting, as always we’re going to start with some Fs in chat lol
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2024 01:17 |
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death cob for cutie posted:the world would be better with more modern art and significantly worse with some other MBA fabrication in the mix
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