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guy who never talks or turns his camera on
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guy scrolling his phone and you can hear a video autoplay
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guy who joins the meeting 15 minutes late and asks what he missed
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Guy who's clearly pretending to work while vacationing and will go offline right after the meeting ends
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guy who you can hear smoking a bong
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guy I keep muting while he's eating lunch and talking at the same time (that guy is my boss)
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let's parking lot that *leaves meeting*
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guy who knows the meeting could have been an email
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Nice day here today *points laptop webcam out window*
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guys made of marshmallow and dusted with sugar
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maybe one of your coworkers was a bird and you never knew
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well yes I don't own a bird...
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guy who hasn't gone to work in months
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the last talker I worked with was an ok dev but good lord we eventually all just learned to tell him to stop talking lol
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Guy who always asks if you're sure your estimate couldn't be faster
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to me the black box is just like making a regular phone call
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post hole digger posted:if it's internal you better believe I'm just going to do whatever I want (leave all of the ui defaults exactly as is)
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Guy who schedules a meeting with no agenda and then no shows for it
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AnimeIsTrash posted:Guy who keeps on making a joke about how you couldn't make blazing saddles today because people would be too offended. Guy who's watching tropic thunder while pretending to listen, nodding for his camera
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Accent guy is the only person who actually understands the problem
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PIZZA.BAT posted:the scrum master who doesn't cancel the morning standup even though the only person joining is the guy who's leaving the company in three days while everyone else is on break. just so they can say, 'everyone else is on break and you don't have any items assigned to you but do you have any updates?' lmao
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go play outside Skyler posted:guy who literally hosed during a meeting (but triple checked he was on mute) Jeffrey Toobin posts in yospos??
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go play outside Skyler "has asked for some time off while he deals with a personal issue"
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Sagebrush posted:I've heard yammer can be used for beer pong? HELL YES TO GETTING LIT ON A MONDAY NIGHT
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hella noms
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You are now free to move about the cabin
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jesus WEP posted:tech lead who demos thing, forgetting to close stackoverflow tab with hilariously basic question It's uhh because I've forgotten more than the jr's have even learned in the first place
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post hole digger posted:i would never try to operate under the illusion that i might watch a recording of a meeting.
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PIZZA.BAT posted:uh oh
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🤔🧐
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:posted it before elsewhere but a friend joined a meeting and they were all sitting there waiting for the person to set it up to join and it turned out they'd actually died like 3 months ago and nobody realised lol
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what camera
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lampey posted:the guy who unmutes and talks to his dog but then never shows pictures of the dog rear end in a top hat
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wait really
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unfortunately "fistfull of chips" Steve organized the meeting
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i had an old boss like that who would call into meetings while driving w his window down and I would simply mute him constantly
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