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PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


guy who never talks or turns his camera on

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PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


guy scrolling his phone and you can hear a video autoplay

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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guy who joins the meeting 15 minutes late and asks what he missed

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Guy who's clearly pretending to work while vacationing and will go offline right after the meeting ends

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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guy who you can hear smoking a bong

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


guy I keep muting while he's eating lunch and talking at the same time (that guy is my boss)

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


let's parking lot that

*leaves meeting*

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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guy who knows the meeting could have been an email

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Nice day here today *points laptop webcam out window*

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


guys made of marshmallow and dusted with sugar

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


maybe one of your coworkers was a bird and you never knew

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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well yes I don't own a bird...

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


guy who hasn't gone to work in months

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


the last talker I worked with was an ok dev but good lord we eventually all just learned to tell him to stop talking lol

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Guy who always asks if you're sure your estimate couldn't be faster

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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to me the black box is just like making a regular phone call :shrug:

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


post hole digger posted:

if it's internal you better believe I'm just going to do whatever I want (leave all of the ui defaults exactly as is)

:hai:

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Guy who schedules a meeting with no agenda and then no shows for it

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


AnimeIsTrash posted:

Guy who keeps on making a joke about how you couldn't make blazing saddles today because people would be too offended.

Guy who's watching tropic thunder while pretending to listen, nodding for his camera

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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Accent guy is the only person who actually understands the problem

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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PIZZA.BAT posted:

the scrum master who doesn't cancel the morning standup even though the only person joining is the guy who's leaving the company in three days while everyone else is on break. just so they can say, 'everyone else is on break and you don't have any items assigned to you but do you have any updates?'

and when they're told no they go through each ticket anyways to ask if there's any updates on each one

thank loving god i'm leaving this place

lmao

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


go play outside Skyler posted:

guy who literally hosed during a meeting (but triple checked he was on mute)

Jeffrey Toobin posts in yospos??

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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go play outside Skyler "has asked for some time off while he deals with a personal issue"

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Sagebrush posted:

I've heard yammer can be used for beer pong?

HELL YES TO GETTING LIT ON A MONDAY NIGHT

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


hella noms

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


You are now free to move about the cabin

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PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


jesus WEP posted:

tech lead who demos thing, forgetting to close stackoverflow tab with hilariously basic question

It's uhh because I've forgotten more than the jr's have even learned in the first place

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