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PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

guy who never talks or turns his camera on

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PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

guy scrolling his phone and you can hear a video autoplay

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

guy who joins the meeting 15 minutes late and asks what he missed

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

Guy who's clearly pretending to work while vacationing and will go offline right after the meeting ends

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

guy who you can hear smoking a bong

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

guy I keep muting while he's eating lunch and talking at the same time (that guy is my boss)

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

let's parking lot that

*leaves meeting*

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

guy who knows the meeting could have been an email

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

Nice day here today *points laptop webcam out window*

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

guys made of marshmallow and dusted with sugar

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

maybe one of your coworkers was a bird and you never knew

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

well yes I don't own a bird...

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

guy who hasn't gone to work in months

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

the last talker I worked with was an ok dev but good lord we eventually all just learned to tell him to stop talking lol

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

Guy who always asks if you're sure your estimate couldn't be faster

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

to me the black box is just like making a regular phone call :shrug:

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

post hole digger posted:

if it's internal you better believe I'm just going to do whatever I want (leave all of the ui defaults exactly as is)

:hai:

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

Guy who schedules a meeting with no agenda and then no shows for it

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

AnimeIsTrash posted:

Guy who keeps on making a joke about how you couldn't make blazing saddles today because people would be too offended.

Guy who's watching tropic thunder while pretending to listen, nodding for his camera

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

Accent guy is the only person who actually understands the problem

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

PIZZA.BAT posted:

the scrum master who doesn't cancel the morning standup even though the only person joining is the guy who's leaving the company in three days while everyone else is on break. just so they can say, 'everyone else is on break and you don't have any items assigned to you but do you have any updates?'

and when they're told no they go through each ticket anyways to ask if there's any updates on each one

thank loving god i'm leaving this place

lmao

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

go play outside Skyler posted:

guy who literally hosed during a meeting (but triple checked he was on mute)

Jeffrey Toobin posts in yospos??

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

go play outside Skyler "has asked for some time off while he deals with a personal issue"

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

Sagebrush posted:

I've heard yammer can be used for beer pong?

HELL YES TO GETTING LIT ON A MONDAY NIGHT

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hella noms

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

You are now free to move about the cabin

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

jesus WEP posted:

tech lead who demos thing, forgetting to close stackoverflow tab with hilariously basic question

It's uhh because I've forgotten more than the jr's have even learned in the first place

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

post hole digger posted:

i would never try to operate under the illusion that i might watch a recording of a meeting.

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

🤔🧐

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

posted it before elsewhere but a friend joined a meeting and they were all sitting there waiting for the person to set it up to join and it turned out they'd actually died like 3 months ago and nobody realised

lol

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

what camera

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

lampey posted:

the guy who unmutes and talks to his dog but then never shows pictures of the dog

rear end in a top hat

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

wait really

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

unfortunately "fistfull of chips" Steve organized the meeting

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PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

i had an old boss like that who would call into meetings while driving w his window down and I would simply mute him constantly

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