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Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

guy who, when asked to share his screen, clicks mournfully for a minute or two until everyone else on the call reminds them how to do it all at once

# ¿ May 25, 2022 17:54

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# ¿ Apr 2, 2023 05:39

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

guy who joins with his camera on, sees that everyone has their camera off, and leaves his on

# ¿ May 25, 2022 18:05

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

guy who's "joing from the office :smug:

# ¿ May 25, 2022 18:06

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

Cat Face Joe posted:

guy who's "joing from the office "

take this typo however you'd like

# ¿ May 25, 2022 18:12

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

Jonny 290 posted:

guy who specifically runs a movable webcam and points it at pet in the corner

flag on the play. no using yourself as an example

# ¿ May 25, 2022 18:27

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

guy who says excuse me a moment and screams at his kids/dog and then goes to unmute but realizes he never was muted

# ¿ May 25, 2022 20:21

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

Armitag3 posted:

guy who screen shares from his ultrawide so no one can actually read anything

it's me

# ¿ May 25, 2022 20:21

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

only guy who can't see the share and makes it the host's (and everyone else's) problem

# ¿ May 25, 2022 20:22

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

Armitag3 posted:

fartson

# ¿ May 25, 2022 20:25

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

guy taking the call from the bathroom (could be champion or loser, many factors at play here)

# ¿ May 25, 2022 23:30

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

Cat Face Joe posted:

flag on the play. no using yourself as an example

# ¿ Dec 6, 2022 15:05

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

few things better than the "in a meeting" teams status but not actually being in a meeting

# ¿ Jan 13, 2023 17:42

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

Corla Plankun posted:

if you have admin on your comp you can install autohotkey (useful for a ton of other business poo poo like too like hotkey to log in to the vpn every 5 minutes or whatever other mindless poo poo your job makes you do constantly) and then use this script to appear to work all day:
code:
#Persistent
Loop 
{
	If (A_Hour >= 7 && A_Hour < 17){
		MouseMove, 1, 1, 1, R
		MouseMove, -1, 1, 1, R
		}
		Sleep 300000	
}
Return
i initially set it up because my old job had an unalterable policy that it would lock after 60 seconds of inactivity, but it turns out just moving the mouse slightly is enough to keep teams from tattling too

i just put my mouse on top of an old watch

# ¿ Jan 19, 2023 21:03

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

Sapozhnik posted:

guy who schedules an hour long meeting and then another half hour long meeting immediately afterwards and then runs over on the first meeting and then you get up and go take a piss between meeting 1 and meeting 2 and when you get back 120 seconds later you see a teams message asking why you haven't joined meeting 2

guy who schedules an hour long meeting and then another half hour long meeting immediately afterwards and then the first meeting ends in 20 minutes so he waits those 40 minutes for the next one to start instead of asking everyone if they're ok starting it now

# ¿ Mar 3, 2023 20:27

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# ¿ Apr 2, 2023 05:39

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

too much effort. just show up, agree to do anything you're asked, and then never do it

# ¿ Mar 3, 2023 22:10

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