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Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



guy who, when asked to share his screen, clicks mournfully for a minute or two until everyone else on the call reminds them how to do it all at once

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Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



guy who joins with his camera on, sees that everyone has their camera off, and leaves his on

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



guy who's "joing from the office :smug:"

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Cat Face Joe posted:

guy who's "joing from the office :smug:"

take this typo however you'd like

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Jonny 290 posted:

guy who specifically runs a movable webcam and points it at pet in the corner

flag on the play. no using yourself as an example

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



guy who says excuse me a moment and screams at his kids/dog and then goes to unmute but realizes he never was muted

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Armitag3 posted:

guy who screen shares from his ultrawide so no one can actually read anything

it's me

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



only guy who can't see the share and makes it the host's (and everyone else's) problem

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



guy taking the call from the bathroom (could be champion or loser, many factors at play here)

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Cat Face Joe posted:

flag on the play. no using yourself as an example

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



few things better than the "in a meeting" teams status but not actually being in a meeting

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Corla Plankun posted:

if you have admin on your comp you can install autohotkey (useful for a ton of other business poo poo like too like hotkey to log in to the vpn every 5 minutes or whatever other mindless poo poo your job makes you do constantly) and then use this script to appear to work all day:
code:
#Persistent
Loop 
{
	If (A_Hour >= 7 && A_Hour < 17){
		MouseMove, 1, 1, 1, R
		MouseMove, -1, 1, 1, R
		}
		Sleep 300000	
}
Return
i initially set it up because my old job had an unalterable policy that it would lock after 60 seconds of inactivity, but it turns out just moving the mouse slightly is enough to keep teams from tattling too

i just put my mouse on top of an old watch

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Sapozhnik posted:

guy who schedules an hour long meeting and then another half hour long meeting immediately afterwards and then runs over on the first meeting and then you get up and go take a piss between meeting 1 and meeting 2 and when you get back 120 seconds later you see a teams message asking why you haven't joined meeting 2

guy who schedules an hour long meeting and then another half hour long meeting immediately afterwards and then the first meeting ends in 20 minutes so he waits those 40 minutes for the next one to start instead of asking everyone if they're ok starting it now

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



too much effort. just show up, agree to do anything you're asked, and then never do it

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



https://twitter.com/DuckHonkin/status/1703660521369788808

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



he said jumbo!

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Powerful Two-Hander posted:

posted it before elsewhere but a friend joined a meeting and they were all sitting there waiting for the person to set it up to join and it turned out they'd actually died like 3 months ago and nobody realised

business version of the old guy who shot the landlord and died before he was sentenced

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



i don't know why the camera is such a mystery to people

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Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



je1 healthcare posted:

Oh neat, someone got me a G Gundam av. Good guess, it's the only gundarn show I watched

guy about to get probed for anime

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