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guy whose mic is off and cam is off and says or does nothing throughout the entire meeting and is completely and utterly not at fault for it because the meeting is 20 people too large
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guy whose dog scoots all over the rug in the background
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May 25, 2022 21:11
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lady leading the meeting who sounds like she’s about to burst into frustrated tears
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May 25, 2022 21:12
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guy who smiles as soon as he is addressed and during his response and whose face instantly turns into  when he stops talking
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May 25, 2022 21:15
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guy who has his mic off but not cam and is furiously screaming at something offscreen
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May 25, 2022 21:16
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guy who starts talking through a document or spreadsheet and never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever remembers to share his screen
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May 25, 2022 21:21
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guy who is not there
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May 25, 2022 21:21
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guy with his hand up throughout the entire meeting and you feel really bad for him when it takes the entire slot to get called on and only gets like the last 30 seconds
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May 25, 2022 21:26
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guy who asks a question at the end of the meeting that derails it for another 15-20 minutes over time
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May 25, 2022 21:26
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guy whose internet is s thi a rob I think you cut out, can you say that again? info when the wheel contracts the nut I’m sorry my internet cut out for a second, can you hear me? yep, we can hear you loud and clear, rob! [five seconds of blank faced silence] awesome, great, sorry about that! anyway next we mi gre- e- ea- n Rob left the call
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May 25, 2022 21:36
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useless git who spends the whole 1.5 hour meeting dicking around on their phone oh no wait that’s me.
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May 25, 2022 21:37
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PokeJoe posted:let's parking lot that guy who talks about something for the parking lot guy who asks to parking lot that guy who did not understand and just keeps talking about it
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May 25, 2022 21:39
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guy who comes in to steal a chair for another room
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May 25, 2022 21:40
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the one who drags the meeting 10-15 minutes over time asking specific questions about things that their team has absolutely nothing to do with and no one in the room can do anything about or will have their work materially change with or without knowledge of
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May 26, 2022 20:08
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the one who invited as many people as they could and let god sort them out
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May 26, 2022 21:27
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rotor posted:at my old job back in 2008 before zoom calls we'd have a lot of conference calls where people would dial in and talk because we had a bunch of little offices and there was someone who had a parrot and we could never figure out who owned it or when or if the parrot would strike but every now & then there'd be just like the CFO talking about whatever and then BRAAAAAAWK and then we'd have to ask that whoever has the parrot please remember to mute and no one would ever admit to having the parrot. utterly disappointed that parrothaver has apparently never taught it neither swears nor comedic timing
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May 29, 2022 17:52
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Kernel Sanders posted:guy who forgets he’s screen sharing and starts browsing women in the company registry 
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Jun 1, 2022 18:10
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graph posted:did yall hear about the guy at the recent cisco allhands lol lmao dish
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Jun 3, 2022 15:32
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graph posted:cisco held an 'addressing hate and gun violence' allhands last week or smth and some guy raised his hand and said 'why dont black people just behave if they dont want to get executed by police' , incredible stuff wh
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BROUGHT ON BY loving WHAT, CISCO MAN??? how did you think that was worth saying??? how is this relevant??? have you looked at the loving news ye thrice-damned turdlinger????
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Jun 3, 2022 16:01
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guy who hates you and very specifically you
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Aug 31, 2022 22:55
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pollyanna
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Aug 31, 2022 22:55
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lady with mic and camera off face down in the couch in a lovely funk because for whatever loving reason not taking adderall for one day makes her depressed and brainless
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Sep 1, 2022 17:01
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my homie dhall posted:peep who was right
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Sep 9, 2022 23:09
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girl who blows off the meeting because it is dumb and bad and isn’t actually supposed to be there anyway so stop sending invites
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me, not paying attention, on my phone
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