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blue yeti guy
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May 25, 2022 18:45
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guy who tries to play a youtube via zoom screen share
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May 25, 2022 18:45
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guy joining a zoom from his phone that's clipped to the bar of his moped fmr coworker did this once to freak out our boss
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May 25, 2022 18:46
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guy who never mutes and has his volume max and the klaxon notification going off for every new slack message
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May 25, 2022 18:48
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"ok well we have four minutes left but i'll give you some time back" guy
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May 25, 2022 18:57
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super cheap bluetooth earbud guy
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May 25, 2022 19:11
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Asymmetric POSTer posted:the guy that puts way too much effort into curating zoom background pictures i built a zoom bg that was the counter from bobs burgers and had a script to overlay chalkboard font text on the menu board in real time
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May 25, 2022 19:15
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guy who specifically runs a movable webcam and points it at pet in the corner
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May 25, 2022 19:18
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guy sipping 'coffee' but wincing and shuddering every time he takes a sip
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May 25, 2022 19:19
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improperly using a ring light guy
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May 25, 2022 19:24
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guy who fancies himself a 'power user' rdp'ing into the laptop that has zoom on it and screaming across the room with three seconds lag actually had to deal with that at last job
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May 25, 2022 19:25
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"living the dream!" guy
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May 25, 2022 19:37
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exactly 30 days a year of corporate approved pride zoom background guy
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May 25, 2022 19:38
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Armitag3 posted:guy who screen shares from his ultrawide so no one can actually read anything guy who screen shares his ultrawide in portrait mode
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May 26, 2022 00:26
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rotor posted:mister eating potato chips from the bag i keep a few bags of vintage sun chips around just for this
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May 27, 2022 00:44
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neat, now this is a parroty thread
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May 29, 2022 07:26
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qirex posted:I liked the early pandemic rule that if a pet made an appearance the meeting was immediately halted and the owner had to introduce them on camera that's correct
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Sep 10, 2022 02:16
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MrQueasy posted:the peep with the moving zoom background theres a guy that uses an aurora australis bg at work and it gives me the woozies
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Nov 7, 2022 06:14
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I have deprecated "giving you five minutes of your time back" because it is indeed lovely as gently caress, instead i say "i''m done stealing your time five minutes early"
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Nov 9, 2022 01:21
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rotor posted:i was absolutely in awe and immediately wrote it down. I have been unable to weaponize the phrase "happenable" but i remain optimistic for future efforts <post-stroke regina george voice> stop trying to make happenable fetching
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Nov 9, 2022 06:41
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Poopernickel posted:I'm that guy. Camera is always on unless there's a reason to turn it off. PM spotted lmao
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Nov 28, 2022 03:54
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i grew up in the world of radio, it's natural for me to just...talk to people. I kind of get it though. however i hate 99% of peoples backdrops so
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Nov 28, 2022 04:57
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Poopernickel posted:I'm that guy. Camera is always on unless there's a reason to turn it off. just realized. doesnt that mean that you have to pay attention even more than them to see if you're being paid attention to? sounds like a self-own there
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Nov 29, 2022 02:34
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i get logged out of our admin panel after ten minutes of inactivity ItS fOr SoC2 CoMplIAnCe no it is loving not (i keep the main page in a pinned tab that i never use, with a 5 minute auto reload, to get around this)
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Nov 30, 2022 17:18
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i actually remember that lore yes lol
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Dec 5, 2022 18:13
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guy on the built in mic in a $200 dell i had a real bad teams call today
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Dec 6, 2022 02:45
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lol if u read ur email
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Dec 7, 2022 20:34
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DaTroof posted:guy who replaced his personality with a dave chappelle soundboard
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Dec 9, 2022 03:35
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thankfully we have no office space so i do not have to deal with those any more, but they were always situations where i tuned the gently caress out unless The Room specifically addressed me by name
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Dec 13, 2022 17:05
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if i am running a meeting i always say "i'll stop stealing your time" instead of that.
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Mar 3, 2023 03:15
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sign that you're a competent network jockey: you have a "subnet to cidr calculator" tab up at all times work smarter not harder
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Mar 24, 2023 23:15
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Yeah plus if something goes wrong i don't want IT to be out at karaoke, three sheets to the wind. Business hours it is
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May 30, 2023 18:05
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Glorgnole posted:person who gets their mic settings inverted and unmutes to piss that's not inverted
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Nov 29, 2023 20:13
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well-read undead posted:jeffrey toobin jackin it on da clock baby
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Nov 30, 2023 01:13
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guy who runs camera off and only unmutes to drop in one-liners and dad jokes
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Dec 18, 2023 20:25
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Dans Macabre posted:I was screen sharing with someone last week and only after about 3 minutes of talking realized that `Taylor.Swift.The.Eras.Tour.2023.EXTENDED.1080p.WEBRip.x265.10bit.5.1-LAMA.torrent` was visible in my downloads list. Awkward. guy who chuckles "lol, 1080p in the year of our lord 2023" when this happens
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Dec 28, 2023 06:10
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:posted it before elsewhere but a friend joined a meeting and they were all sitting there waiting for the person to set it up to join and it turned out they'd actually died like 3 months ago and nobody realised fuckin amazing lol. what a champ
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Jan 15, 2024 11:07
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ADINSX posted:About 10 years ago I worked at a company with a young guy that did this. Every loving meeting we were in, he'd never mute himself and I guess echo canceling tech wasn't what it is today... we'd keep asking him to mute when he wasn't speaking because we'd get constant echo and feedback. that was a flex
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bob has died bob has risen bob will poooost aaaaaaaaa gaiiiiiiiin
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