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the guy that puts way too much effort into curating zoom background pictures
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qirex posted:guy who still uses his laptop's built in mic 2 years into remote work to be fair, the built-in mics on macs are better than a lot of others people use
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May 25, 2022 19:13
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PokeJoe posted:Guy who's clearly pretending to work while vacationing and will go offline right after the meeting ends hell yeah
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May 25, 2022 22:52
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guy that talks about the weather at the beginning of every meeting and then contributes nothing of value
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May 26, 2022 17:13
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carry on then posted:guy who calls in with his phone with terrible sound quality even though he's sitting in front of a computer with a headset that would make him much more audible power move
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Jun 1, 2022 08:41
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gently caress SNEEP posted:guy who doesn't check his video conferencing app settings every time it launches triggered
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Jun 1, 2022 17:40
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Trimson Grondag 3 posted:wants to talk about politics guy wants to talk about politics until he says "this is why you shouldnt talk about politics at work" at the first sign that you dont 100% agree with him guy
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Jun 3, 2022 15:17
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graph posted:cisco held an 'addressing hate and gun violence' allhands last week or smth and some guy raised his hand and said 'why dont black people just behave if they dont want to get executed by police' , incredible stuff lol
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Jun 3, 2022 15:40
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my homie dhall posted:guy eating his own boogers on camera don’t doxx me plz
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Sep 2, 2022 13:34
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AnimeIsTrash posted:guy who reply all's a meeting invite with 153 people guy who replies all to the reply all asking to be removed from the email string
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Nov 4, 2022 16:20
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dioxazine posted:guy who schedules a friday meeting with two teams that he doesn't lead and rambles on for three hours (today) 
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Nov 5, 2022 08:17
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dude masturbating and not noticing the camera is on during a meeting
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Nov 7, 2022 06:13
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person who organized the meeting that has to leave early, says they’ll leave the room up for everyone to continue in, and then mashes the end meeting for all button, every single time
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Nov 14, 2022 10:15
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why would anyone want people to be concise in meetings instead of just let them ramble forever so you can just zone out and work less?
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Nov 17, 2022 07:51
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lol if you listen in meetings
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Nov 17, 2022 20:50
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post hole digger posted:guy who is posting during the meeting this is a doxx free zone
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Nov 29, 2022 23:07
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Corla Plankun posted:guy who screenshares to show us something and accidentally reveals that he only barely knows how to use his computer as he mouses all over the screen trying to figure out how to find and reopen the app he used to make a diagram yesterday guy who asks you to reforward the email that he/she's copied on and came in less than 24 hours ago because they're too lazy to find it themselves in their inbox
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Nov 30, 2022 15:23
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Sapozhnik posted:Guy who just rolled out of bed and opened his laptop and hasn't showered yet uh, this presumes you shower at least once a day??? smdh
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Dec 3, 2022 11:58
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im systematically late to every meeting i ever join fashionably late power move
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Dec 7, 2022 15:39
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post hole digger posted:guy who slacks you 90 seconds after a meeting start time to ask if you are joining don’t doxx my boss
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Dec 9, 2022 23:07
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guy that IMs you 4 minutes before the meeting for updates relevant to the meeting
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Dec 9, 2022 23:07
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go play outside Skyler posted:the 4 people in the same room using a logitech base station and talking to each other inaudibly while you sit at home best kinda meeting, white noise generator
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Dec 13, 2022 11:45
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PIZZA.BAT posted:the scrum master who doesn't cancel the morning standup even though the only person joining is the guy who's leaving the company in three days while everyone else is on break. just so they can say, 'everyone else is on break and you don't have any items assigned to you but do you have any updates?' why would you even show up to that?
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Dec 16, 2022 15:44
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post hole digger posted:love to ahve someone else schedule a 1-1 meeting with me and then no show. best of all possible worlds -- i get to be indignant about their no-show, PLUS I dont have to have a meeting. power move
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Jan 13, 2023 00:07
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Poopernickel posted:I’m jealous. I work for a company with an office in Germany and one in the Bay Area. I was told that I’d have 7AM meetings once or twice month during the interview process. just dont show up for them
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Jan 14, 2023 21:12
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giogadi posted:person who, whenever they start talking, you gotta try really hard not to roll your eyes on camera because you know whatever they’re about to say is gonna be hella stupid my boss?
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Jan 18, 2023 23:57
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always 👏 be 👏 away 👏 (and not working)
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Jan 19, 2023 21:54
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my homie dhall posted:guy who is turning the meeting into his personal therapy session it’s me (when the boss is away)
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Jan 23, 2023 16:14
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go play outside Skyler posted:guy who literally hosed during a meeting (but triple checked he was on mute) 
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Jan 24, 2023 19:35
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post hole digger posted:i had someone message me 2 minutes BEFORE the meeting's scheduled start time to ask me if i was going to join. are you loving high reply 18 minutes later with “sorry, just saw this” and nothing else
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Feb 14, 2023 10:27
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distortion park posted:Used to have a PM who had a slack app that would message everyone in his meetings beforehand reminding them the meeting was about to start distortion park posted:I think the message included a passive aggressive tip about being on time lmao, that would just give me more motivation to be purposefully late
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Feb 14, 2023 12:43
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guy that shows up to meetings like a chump beta bitch instead of always 👏 being 👏 tentative 👏 and “double booked” alpha corporate chad
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Mar 3, 2023 22:57
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Cat Face Joe posted:too much effort. just show up, agree to do anything you're asked, and then never do it 
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Mar 3, 2023 23:52
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nvrgrls posted:I have "subnet mask to cidr" google search up and if I share my screen with a ccna I'll never live it down! lol i use those all the time
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Mar 24, 2023 18:57
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post hole digger posted:guy in meeting who has to piss so bad he cant focus on anything actually happening in the meeting. ive been pissing while on mute in meetings since the phone conference bridge days smdh
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Mar 31, 2023 20:59
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AnimeIsTrash posted:guy whos computer updates right before a meeting guy who initiates all their computer updates during prime work hours and uses that as an excuse to why they cant be productive (my boss)
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May 30, 2023 16:22
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nudgenudgetilt posted:running updates on a work machine is work. i'm not running work updates on my own goddamn time Achmed Jones posted:i'm posting right now cause my computer is updating. i ain't janitoring my work computer in my free time Jonny 290 posted:Yeah plus if something goes wrong i don't want IT to be out at karaoke, three sheets to the wind. Business hours it is AnimeIsTrash posted:thats the way to do it tbh i just click “update” at the end of the day and hope it’s ready by the time i start work the next day  but of course if it’s hosed up im dealing with that exclusively on the clock
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May 30, 2023 22:54
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jesus WEP posted:pro tip run your updates when you come back from lunch and don’t want to start doing anything yet
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May 31, 2023 13:39
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Cybernetic Vermin posted:guy who starts the irl meeting drinking a cup of coffee, and walks out for five minutes in the middle to get another cup power move
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Jun 1, 2023 18:17
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dude(ette) who appears more disheveled every time you meet but always has their camera on
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Jun 1, 2023 20:28
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