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I'm talking about these assholes   What the gently caress is the point of stinkbugs. What purpose do they serve. Why do they exist. I keep finding these motherfuckers inside and never outside. It's loving nice and warm outside why the gently caress are they going inside. They are dumb as hell, almost like deer. Probably dumber. Every so often I heard one buzzing around for about 6 seconds and flying around for no reason like it is blind. Then it either lands and stays completely still for a whole minute before taking flight once more, OR even better, the dumb gently caress flies straight into a window or lamp and knocks itself out. I even saw a stink bug kill itself in this fashion, no legs moving or twitching as it landed on its back. Absolutely no movement. loving bitch. And god help you if you decide to crush one because as their name suggests, they emit loving smell poo poo defense stinking up the place if you smash them into mush. Also, the stink is a signal that attracts even more stink bugs to come inside, apparently thinking that the place where one of their comrades got brutally murdered is the perfect place to hang out and take up space instead of underground or on a leaf or anything. The only plausible redeeming thing stink bugs has is that someone made a video of a spider eating a stink bug's rear end: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMQ40qVzm58#t=9s They suck rear end and I hate them. Go away you loving stink bugs GOD 
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they're assholes, OP
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8y2XmjdXqw
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May 26, 2022 03:18
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 now that's good poo poo
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May 26, 2022 03:25
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*runs into thread panting* MEEE! loving MEEEEEE I loving LOVE STINKBUGS POUR THEM ON ME NOW!
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May 26, 2022 03:25
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Linux Pirate posted:*runs into thread panting* MEEE! loving MEEEEEE I loving LOVE STINKBUGS POUR THEM ON ME NOW! ... hell, i'll try anything once
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May 26, 2022 03:30
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Geckos, maybe bats, op?
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May 26, 2022 03:31
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Linux Pirate posted:*runs into thread panting* MEEE! loving MEEEEEE I loving LOVE STINKBUGS POUR THEM ON ME NOW! get this guy the F out of here now before I get really angry
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May 26, 2022 03:34
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Sorry op, those are actually kissing bugs looking to pierce your delicate baby-like lips and inject chagas disease in you. Hth.
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May 26, 2022 03:39
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Padical posted:get this guy the F out of here now before I get really angry Sorry the quoted poster is now IK of this thread
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May 26, 2022 03:41
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Sorry the quoted poster is now IK of this thread Stink ye stink ye Stinkbugs are now mandatory to have in both ears at all time, protective wax MAY be permitted for children the elderly and those with a doctors notes. Thus stinkus I the king *stinkbug thrown scurries off into a ditch*
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May 26, 2022 03:51
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Linux Pirate posted:Stink ye stink ye It's supposed to say throne but I'm new to this king biz.
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May 26, 2022 03:54
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What was that you said? I can't hear you over the sound of the stinkbugs crawling around all over you.
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god please help me posted:What was that you said? I can't hear you over the sound of the stinkbugs crawling around all over you. it would seem my rule is one of merited sagaciousness
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May 26, 2022 04:16
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One of these assholes was crawling on my shirt when I was sitting down for dinner last night. Killed that motherfucker on the spot. Infidel Castro fucked around with this message at 04:31 on May 26, 2022 |
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May 26, 2022 04:28
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EorayMel posted:What the gently caress is the point of stinkbugs. What purpose do they serve. Why do they exist. Why do you exist, bitch?
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May 26, 2022 04:34
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phasmid posted:Why do you exist, bitch? To 
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"Oh no, whenever I crush this bug it makes a horrible smell. I wish there was some way to stop crushing these bugs. But what can I do? Gotta smush 'em. Oh no, I did it again! Such a stink! If only this could have been avoided somehow!"
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Knormal posted:"Oh no, whenever I crush this bug it makes a horrible smell. I wish there was some way to stop crushing these bugs. But what can I do? Gotta smush 'em. Oh no, I did it again! Such a stink! If only this could have been avoided somehow!" 
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May 26, 2022 05:31
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"In the year 2022"? Are you trying to imply that there was a time when people did like stinkbugs?
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They're a biological weapon unleashed upon the world by China (it's where the brown stink bugs are from).
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May 26, 2022 10:41
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In the coming climate apocalypse there will be only stinkbugs, ticks, and mosquitoes to accompany us in our final days.
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May 26, 2022 13:18
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Just flick it away and #whocare
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May 26, 2022 13:22
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Every bug likes their own brand.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:In the coming climate apocalypse there will be only stinkbugs, ticks, and mosquitoes to accompany us in our final days. but enough about the politicians in the bunkers! 
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May 26, 2022 13:34
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My dad always called them ‘Fred bugs’ for some reason and I didn’t even realize that them and stinkbugs were the same thing until I was like mid 20s
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May 26, 2022 13:36
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:In the coming climate apocalypse there will be only stinkbugs, ticks, and mosquitoes to accompany us in our final days.  maybe probably...also kind of satisfying but makes me feel a bit sick toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfDSBrsVGx8
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May 26, 2022 13:39
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Stinkbugs are attracted to stinkbutts, OP
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May 26, 2022 13:52
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gleebster posted:"In the year 2022"? Are you trying to imply that there was a time when people did like stinkbugs? Yes there was. Almost certainly in 1193 AD
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May 26, 2022 13:52
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Maybe some us just find them relatable?
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May 26, 2022 13:59
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EorayMel posted:Yes there was. Little known fact but about 50% of scandinavian viking age runestones are devoted to appreciating stinkbugs. Those guys just couldn't get enough of them.
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Mooey Cow posted:Little known fact but about 50% of scandinavian viking age runestones are devoted to appreciating stinkbugs. Those guys just couldn't get enough of them.  Those guys sound like big time jabronis to me
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May 26, 2022 14:21
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The bugs in the mephitic caverns used for vision scrying and worship by various pre-Roman Christian cults were all stinky Killing a bug is dumb Billy Ray Blowjob fucked around with this message at 14:26 on May 26, 2022 |
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May 26, 2022 14:22
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Pro tip, If you agitate these fuckers they release that lovely smell which then attracts more of them, but if you murder them before they can scream they won't release a smell
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May 26, 2022 14:24
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EorayMel posted:Yes there was. This changes everything
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May 26, 2022 14:41
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How do they slink underneath windows again?
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Zeluth posted:How do they slink underneath windows again? Boom
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i like them because i like ugly and stinky things like possums and skunks and worms. so gently caress off.
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The true Space Invader.
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I would be naked 24/7 if I was a bug I find that challenging
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