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I'm talking about these assholes   What the gently caress is the point of stinkbugs. What purpose do they serve. Why do they exist. I keep finding these motherfuckers inside and never outside. It's loving nice and warm outside why the gently caress are they going inside. They are dumb as hell, almost like deer. Probably dumber. Every so often I heard one buzzing around for about 6 seconds and flying around for no reason like it is blind. Then it either lands and stays completely still for a whole minute before taking flight once more, OR even better, the dumb gently caress flies straight into a window or lamp and knocks itself out. I even saw a stink bug kill itself in this fashion, no legs moving or twitching as it landed on its back. Absolutely no movement. loving bitch. And god help you if you decide to crush one because as their name suggests, they emit loving smell poo poo defense stinking up the place if you smash them into mush. Also, the stink is a signal that attracts even more stink bugs to come inside, apparently thinking that the place where one of their comrades got brutally murdered is the perfect place to hang out and take up space instead of underground or on a leaf or anything. The only plausible redeeming thing stink bugs has is that someone made a video of a spider eating a stink bug's rear end: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMQ40qVzm58&t=9s They suck rear end and I hate them. Go away you loving stink bugs GOD 
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 now that's good poo poo
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phasmid posted:Why do you exist, bitch? To 
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gleebster posted:"In the year 2022"? Are you trying to imply that there was a time when people did like stinkbugs? Yes there was. Almost certainly in 1193 AD
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Mooey Cow posted:Little known fact but about 50% of scandinavian viking age runestones are devoted to appreciating stinkbugs. Those guys just couldn't get enough of them.  Those guys sound like big time jabronis to me
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Colonel Cancer posted:Petition to rename them goonbugs About that... 
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