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Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011


Please post any movie scripts or treatments about the character in this thread


The character is Fannyman, hes a man who's upper body is a fanny pack, or "bumbag", and his lower body is a mans legs in bootcut jeans.


Thanks for any submissions I will review them all.







Yes the character has the "artifacts" from "poor image editing" in real life, he struggles with that every day.

Billy Ray Blowjob fucked around with this message at 12:14 on May 26, 2022

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neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix


why is there a baby dick on his pants?

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011


neato burrito posted:

why is there a baby dick on his pants?

Its his thumb.

Maybe it could be his sidekick

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009



Fun Shoe

do you have permission to use the patagonia brand? if so, I can put together a rough draft for you. if not... well, I might be down to do something "gorilla style"

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.




?

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011


STABASS posted:

do you have permission to use the patagonia brand? if so, I can put together a rough draft for you. if not... well, I might be down to do something "gorilla style"

Lets just say I dont follow the rules

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

I MISSED YOUR OLD AV BECAUSE IT WAS FIT SOOOOOOOO WELL.

YOU POST LIKE A DRUNK JORDAN PETERSON THAT LOOKS LIKE HE'S MELTING UNDER THE STRAIN OF ALL OF GBS TELLING HIM TO GET FUCKED.

IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL TO BE THIS BAD AT POSTING

FURTHERMORE I



Does this character run around with an exposed dick on the other side of his rear end?

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011



Put a bum bag on that where it can hold its smokes amd lighter/matches and were getting somewhere

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS



Nap Ghost

INT. DRUG WAREHOUSE — NIGHT

DRUGLORDS are having a DRUG DEAL in the light of a single INCANDESCENT BULB

DRUGLORD 1

Did you bring the stuff?

DRUGLORD 2

The mule should be here any minute now.

FANNYMAN

Am I at the right address? I brought the special baking flour you guys ordered. It's here in my mouth. My mouth is a fannypack, also called a 'bumbag.'

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011


Applewhite posted:

INT. DRUG WAREHOUSE — NIGHT

DRUGLORDS are having a DRUG DEAL in the light of a single INCANDESCENT BULB

DRUGLORD 1

Did you bring the stuff?

DRUGLORD 2

The mule should be here any minute now.

FANNYMAN

Am I at the right address? I brought the special baking flour you guys ordered. It's here in my mouth. My mouth is a fannypack, also called a 'bumbag.'

Oh man hes not getting out of this one

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS



Nap Ghost

DRUGLORD 1

Give us the stuff.

DRUGLORD 2

Yeah, give us the stuff.

FANNYMAN

I ate it by accident. I don't feel so good...

FANNYMAN starts THROWING UP

FANNYMAN vomits up a TINY POLICE OFFICER

TINY POLICE OFFICER
(Brandishing a tiny pistol)

Stick 'em up!

DRUGLORD 1

You set me up!

DRUGLORD 2 removes his FAKE MOUSTACHE to reveal MOTORHEAD

MOTORHEAD is a man with MOTORCYCLE HANDLEBARS for a head

MOTORHEAD

Thanks for the assist, Fannyman. I'll take it from here.

FANNYMAN

Anytime!

Tomfoolery
Oct 8, 2004



FANNYMAN: "DORITOS® isn’t just a chip. It’s fuel for disruption — our flavors ignite adventure and inspire action. With every crunch, we aim to redefine culture and support those who are boldly themselves. Are you ready? If so, crunch on."

FANNYMAN: "Picture this: you, decked out in limited edition #LiveFromTheUpsideDown gear, watching the concert. It’s a beautifu… Twitter Parsed Link:https://t.co/MpEMNXdeQ5"

FANNYMAN: "Let’s take it to the next level. Follow us."

FANNYMAN: Twitter symbol Instagram symbol facebook symbol youtube symbol snapchat symbol

Tomfoolery
Oct 8, 2004



DRUGLORD 2: "Sounds loving delicious!!!"

FANNYMAN: "NEW! DORITOS®️ FLAMIN' HOT®️ COOL RANCH®️"

FANNYMAN: "Introducing new Doritos®️ Flamin’ Hot Cool Ranch®️ Flavored Tortilla Chips, an all-new mash-up that combines the classic Cool Ranch flavor fans love with a spicy, bold crunch.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Testikles
Feb 21, 2009



Starting to think Fannyman might be infringing on a number of copyrights

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