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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
INT. DRUG WAREHOUSE — NIGHT

DRUGLORDS are having a DRUG DEAL in the light of a single INCANDESCENT BULB

DRUGLORD 1

Did you bring the stuff?

DRUGLORD 2

The mule should be here any minute now.

FANNYMAN

Am I at the right address? I brought the special baking flour you guys ordered. It's here in my mouth. My mouth is a fannypack, also called a 'bumbag.'

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
DRUGLORD 1

Give us the stuff.

DRUGLORD 2

Yeah, give us the stuff.

FANNYMAN

I ate it by accident. I don't feel so good...

FANNYMAN starts THROWING UP

FANNYMAN vomits up a TINY POLICE OFFICER

TINY POLICE OFFICER
(Brandishing a tiny pistol)

Stick 'em up!

DRUGLORD 1

You set me up!

DRUGLORD 2 removes his FAKE MOUSTACHE to reveal MOTORHEAD

MOTORHEAD is a man with MOTORCYCLE HANDLEBARS for a head

MOTORHEAD

Thanks for the assist, Fannyman. I'll take it from here.

FANNYMAN

Anytime!

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