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Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011


The only bad insect and insta-kill insect is the mosquito

All the rest, we need to make peace, learn from each other, build a better world.

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Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY




Agreed, OP.

What are your thoughts about me, specifically?

Zeluth
May 12, 2001



Billy Ray Blowjob posted:

The only bad insect and insta-kill insect is the mosquito

All the rest, we need to make peace, learn from each other, build a better world.

Talk to me in 17 years.

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011


Zeluth posted:

Talk to me in 17 years.

Cicada are god status, sorry

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012

Have u seen thos pig balls tho







Fleas though? Im killin any flea that crosses my path OP

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011


RepeatingMeme posted:

Fleas though? Im killin any flea that crosses my path OP

Pop them between your fingernails.

That's enjoyable and instantly makes them not worst.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni


What about your bedbugs OP? You should probably get rid of those.

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011


SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

What about your bedbugs OP? You should probably get rid of those.

I own like 2 sets of sheets with matress cover, one good quilt and two covers for it. 3 pillows but only 2 covers. And I wash them like a normal person.

I've had bedbugs and scabies as a normal person.

Billy Ray Blowjob fucked around with this message at 15:17 on May 26, 2022

Zeluth
May 12, 2001



This underneath my nails is not dirt. I think it is also growing out of my ears.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019






ticks want to give us a meat allergy to help the climate, god bless em

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011


Bad Purchase posted:

ticks want to give us a meat allergy to help the climate, god bless em

Ive had a few of the non meat burger patties, and they don't suck and you can press them for like a smash burg and they get super crisp

hotdog feet
Nov 3, 2005





spiders are pretty cool to have around, and i leave a few spots in my lawn unmowed to help bees out

good post op but silverfish suck

dr.acula
May 9, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds



Billy Ray Blowjob posted:

Ive had a few of the non meat burger patties, and they don't suck and you can press them for like a smash burg and they get super crisp

What we need is to turn all the bugs into bug burgers

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003




Pillbug

Wasps are cool in that they kill horseflies and other shittier and more annoying bugs.

Still don't get leeches, though. They seem like the bug equivalent of Americans, something to be destroyed.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005



I kill anything smaller than a mouse on sight, op.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

All bugs are good :)

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

The number of characters in this sentence turns out to be sixty-nine.





funeral home DJ posted:

Wasps are cool in that they kill horseflies and other shittier and more annoying bugs.

Politely disagree; wasps can gently caress off

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004


Just enjoy the show.


dr.acula posted:

What we need is to turn all the bugs into bug burgers

I mean this is the next step to solving the global food crisis

China already has cockroach farms!

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."



Hell Gem

Ticks can gently caress right off.

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011


We cant judge these lovely bugs on some kind of standard with humanity to begin with. We don't and should never try and go "Huh, wonder what their jokes are like?"

Reagrdless, If we brush our arm and kill like 4 mosquitos at least 3 are like dude im at work, just getting by, its this arm today...

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die


Nap Ghost

i'm going to move to add no-see-ums, black flies, horse flies, and ticks to the list as well. thank you for your consideration

phobo
Aug 7, 2008


I like dung beetles, just katamari-ing poo poo around all day.

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011


I'm just going to get a tick and say i'm a foster parent and get hits on instagram and people wanting to adopt it.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

POGCHUMP !

#essereFerrari





I'm from Buenos Aires and I say kill 'em all

Uriah Heep
Apr 28, 2010

im having a bit of an existential crisis here guys

gently caress ticks, I walked from one end of my yard to the other and managed to get a tick on me within that 10 second stroll.

P much the only thing that motivates me to mow the lawn.

But yeah, mosquitos ruin everything. Bloodsucking shitstains

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011


Uriah Heep posted:

gently caress ticks, I walked from one end of my yard to the other and managed to get a tick on me within that 10 second stroll.

P much the only thing that motivates me to mow the lawn.

But yeah, mosquitos ruin everything. Bloodsucking shitstains

Im sorry to hear this.

You should be able to let the ticks grow to a large size on your body from your blood then remove them and sell them to a blood bank.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY




Inzombiac posted:

Agreed, OP.

What are your thoughts about me, specifically?

Answer me, coward.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.


https://twitter.com/CMGaldre/status/1015863541813817344?s=20&t=tjqyTsN7vRNJwYTW-LZWqA

Lifepuzzler
Nov 5, 2009


Ticks loving suck. And a cool and unique disease isn't enough to sway me.

Wasps can go to loving hell.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



I've got something to clear up, too, op.

My drat driveway. These trees piss and poo poo their pollen and sap all over it every year and I have to pressure wash it.

It ain't fun, much like your posts.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.




Just learned my coworker hates bees. Not because he's allergic, he's just a dickhead.

EorayMel
May 29, 2015



lol if you don't find a tick on your dick and pop it with the power of boners

Good Sphere
Jun 16, 2018



Im still learning to love ticks. Ill get there someday.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



Wired: putting your dick in the brush

Tired: putting your dick in the bush

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005



Soiled Meat

Not all of us are covered in bugs, OP. I'm happy for you that you've learned to coexist tho.

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡


OP, let me be clear: *activates thermoptic camouflage*

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡


*joins scientology*

tired gay and dead
Apr 4, 2022

by Hand Knit


Spend some time in blackfly country during the right time of year and you'll love mosquitoes just because their presence means there's no blackflies around.

tired gay and dead fucked around with this message at 03:55 on May 27, 2022

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017


gently caress those roach things i saw in atlanta

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Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010


20 Blunts posted:

gently caress those roach things i saw in atlanta

Cicadas: They hibernate underground for seventeen years, only to emerge in the summer. Apparently they listen to nearby sounds while they're underground, and repeat these noises when they awaken; you can hear decades-old conversations in the raspy music they make with their wings. I'm positive I heard one say "go gently caress yourself" with my own ears; another confessed to a crime it could not possibly have committed. DO NOT speak near spots where cicadas are known to slumber.

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