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precision
May 7, 2006

hug your posting pals


often in my life, i've had experiences where i encountered something and it like, drove me crazy that i could never sit the person responsible down and say "no but really, for the really real, what's the deal with this thing you did" or whatever

like, you might see someone online, and you might like, think, "are they doing a bit?" which is normal, a sense of wonder is haltthy. howmever, sometimes you, if you're like me anyway, someimites you ar like "no but it's driving me crazy that i can't just ask you and have you answer me"

the golden rule and all that

so

ask me anything. for one day only i will drop all the bits. go hog wild chief. my DMs are open

and besides that: what are some post mysteries of the past that you were never able to solve and that drive you crazy?

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Zeluth
May 12, 2001



The terror. What is from it?

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011


I was shaking a child and stopped in terror just as their mouth opened horrifically wide and a moth flew out and there was a witches laugh.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009



Why do kids like cinnamon toast crunch?

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~



Grimey Drawer

I post and post but still can't find a girlfriend. What's up with that?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

An A+ Poster (:

Flush the toilet but shere does it all go :iiam:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







Nooner posted:

Flush the toilet but shere does it all go :iiam:

From what I understand from these very forums, it appears to all go to Little Swamp Booger Baby’s house where they consume it.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




I lost something in the mail, that's my post mystery.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

av paid for by the firensd of lowtax spine foundation

, you flithy pig


How do they cram all that graham?

Buce
Dec 23, 2005



is it true that in australie, when you flush the toilet, feces goes back into your butt?

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018



Pillbug

Buce posted:

is it true that in australie, when you flush the toilet, feces goes back into your butt?

Yes, it's true. They have to conserve water (desert country) so they have a thing that puts all back in there once your'e done

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.


What's this massive lump om my left testicle?

Zeluth
May 12, 2001



Crofting mit needles.

Pastel Candy Snake
Sep 6, 2018

🍭hiss🐍


Where does the mailman get his mail????

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die


Nap Ghost

what is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!



Mozi posted:

what is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?

42

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die


Nap Ghost

:ms:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

An A+ Poster (:

69 would have been funnier

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.





Buglord

Pastel Candy Snake posted:

Where does the mailman get his mail????

The Postsortium.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017


who in the hell poo poo my pants???

bossy lady
Jul 5, 2006



20 Blunts posted:

who in the hell poo poo my pants???

you have angered a doodoomancer

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004



*runs into thread* How did your dad forget to pullout?

Zeluth
May 12, 2001



Mark well the fu'' moons bright!

Don't answer until. ... Que?
\

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004

Girrrl, let me see them Platinum Jubblies

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler

Pillbug

Who put the shang in the shang-a-lang-a-ding-dong?

LargeHadron
May 19, 2009

They say, "you mean it's just sounds?" thinking that for something to just be a sound is to be useless, whereas I love sounds just as they are, and I have no need for them to be anything more than what they are.


gleebster posted:

Who put the shang in the shang-a-lang-a-ding-dong?

pretty sure the italians did, op

precision
May 7, 2006

hug your posting pals


hey, has there always been a "search this thread" bar? that's fuckin wild. i never seen that before

anyway, extending this for the weekend, because thats the kind ofbroi am. keep the P-Heads in your porays

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004

Girrrl, let me see them Platinum Jubblies

LargeHadron posted:

pretty sure the italians did, op

Asked and answered.

Ez8
Aug 5, 2004


precision posted:



ask me anything. for one day only i will drop all the bits. go hog wild chief. my DMs are open


Aren't you the poop guy? Why are you still posting? Wasn't the humiliation devastating enough?

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm



Ez8 posted:

Aren't you the poop guy? Why are you still posting? Wasn't the humiliation devastating enough?

this is GBS, we're all the Poop Guy

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)



Lucky Guy posted:

this is GBS, we're all the Poop Guy

Jinkies! Another mystery solved!

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004

Girrrl, let me see them Platinum Jubblies

What is this that stands before me?

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice






Who stole my underwear?

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:


Lipstick Apathy

I woke up with one plug and still have not found the other plug as yet

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004

Girrrl, let me see them Platinum Jubblies

https://mobile.twitter.com/lizzo/status/1524430050153488385

precision
May 7, 2006

hug your posting pals


forgot to mention, all questions will be answered in one megapost so this thread doesn't become eve more stupid than it already is (impossible, since i'm the OP)

so i'll get started on that as soon as i have some good questions

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004

Girrrl, let me see them Platinum Jubblies

explain the targussy.

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad


The Great Twist

What's the story with that guy with the really long face who looks stoned?

Zeluth
May 12, 2001



This stash is someone's reserve. I will call him A. Smith.

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Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart



I was reading my medieval monk solves a mystery book last night in bed and he had everyone assembled in the parlor and I was too sleepy and put the book down so the murders are still a mystery for me. Until tonight!

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