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Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.


This thread is a chillout zone for real MORBHEADS. If you're down to chomp, haha! -- You can post here. No NON-MORBERS allowed, only the Morbcore scene can relate. Post your fave MORB MOMENTS ITT and just have a good time!

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006



Smellrose

the gently caress are you talking about

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009



Fun Shoe

haha the movie wasn't good but we act like we're big fans but are not really. good comedy made haha

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.


STABASS posted:

haha the movie wasn't good but we act like we're big fans but are not really. good comedy made haha

Who said I'm 'acting' Nomorber? No meatbags in the Morbzone.

KING OV HELL
Apr 2, 2014


I love when the guy is like “do you need a doctor” and dr. Morbid says he is a doctor

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Just testing the new forum store on a random goon.

I don't know what morbius is but it's a pretty sick sounding word so consider me a morbhead as of now.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.


When Jordan Catalano mailed chocolate covered used condoms to his costars.

ChairmanMauzer
Dec 30, 2004

It wears a human face.


I'm that wizard pondering my morb.

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009



Fun Shoe

M:orb:

Rahu
Feb 14, 2009



Grimey Drawer

Seems like a bad movie, op

Pladdicus
Aug 13, 2010

"Sometimes life is too uncertain to have regrets."



summer of morb

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!

Idk how I feel about all this Morbing OP

Won’t you think about how this is going to affect the people close to you

Buce
Dec 23, 2005



Never heard of it, op. Are you thinking of the non-orientable surface known as a mobius strip?

ChairmanMauzer
Dec 30, 2004

It wears a human face.


KING OV HELL posted:

I love when the guy is like “do you need a doctor” and dr. Morbid says he is a doctor

But doctor, I AM Morb.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Utterly morbid thread

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008




Gravy Boat 2k

Meet Morb

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Just another skinny legend.



Recycling twitter memes from back in April is pretty weak.

SAY YOHO
Oct 5, 2021


Oh man, I mis-read the thread title and thought it was Moebius, big disappointment.

sporkstand
Jun 15, 2021


LanceHunter posted:

Recycling twitter memes from back in April is pretty weak.

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn son

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!



Must be weird to jack off

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.


Brother Tadger posted:

Must be weird to jack off

Maybe the first couple of times, but it starts to seem pretty normal after that. You should try it sometime, it's pretty cool.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

5 hand vaganias, he must be a popular guy

busalover
Sep 12, 2020


Started watching this an hour ago. Already took a break because it's like whatever. At least I'm watching it in hindi, with english subtitles, so I'm learning something.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011



hell yeah, op, that was a fully rad classic Doctor Who story, one of the Fourth Doctor's best imo

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



morbius sucks as a vampire. he's probably the worst one.

ROFLSAWS
Mar 28, 2005

You can't hide forever, Methuselah


College Slice

I'm still figuring this place out, but I think a bunch of guys like us should team up and do some good.

Lifepuzzler
Nov 5, 2009



https://www.jmlalonde.com/quotes-and-leadership-lessons-from-morbius/

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.





Buglord

i like when he was all "you want the red pill or the blue one" so cool

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die


Nap Ghost

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!



Lord Frankenstyle posted:

Maybe the first couple of times, but it starts to seem pretty normal after that. You should try it sometime, it's pretty cool.

Lol

Pastel Candy Snake
Sep 6, 2018

🍭hiss🐍


oh gently caress i'm gonna morb

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO




The female lead, from wikipedia:

Adria Arjona as Martine Bancroft: A scientist and Morbius' colleague.[20][21] Arjona said the character was "the smart one in the room" and took inspiration from politician and activist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
She's really pretty, though, even in a brown paper bag





I haven't watched it. It was kind of on my radar, but I had no idea it was out already. Or, has been out.

and .. somehow Spiderman is involved?

Morb unto you

May the Morb be with you

In Morb's name we pray, Morb

blight rhino fucked around with this message at 01:14 on May 27, 2022

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



Morgius Spurlock

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.



Oops, looks like somebody else accidentally booked a room at the Four Seasons

...Landscaping.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

I love those spauldrons though! Really bold

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.


It's like Mormon action wear.

Lister
Apr 23, 2004





I caught the end of it yesterday when someone put up a twitch stream that just showed the movie over and over again. It got taken down right after, but nobody ever told me it ends with a guy using a swarm of bats to attack another guy.

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.



Lister posted:

I caught the end of it yesterday when someone put up a twitch stream that just showed the movie over and over again. It got taken down right after, but nobody ever told me it ends with a guy using a swarm of bats to attack another guy.

Batbending makes me morb so hard.

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Gatto Grigio
Feb 9, 2020



EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS MORBIUS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MORBS ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, MORBIUS. I DO EVERY MORB AND I DO EVERY MORB HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN A DOCTOR WHO OR EVEN WHEN I MORB UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY MORB’D THE WORLDS MOST GOTHIC VAMPIRE. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MORB MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORBing

Gatto Grigio fucked around with this message at 06:17 on May 27, 2022

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